Jokes after Jokes

Life after death
BOSS said to an employee:
"Do you believe in life after Death?"
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS:"Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."



Birthday Present
A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:"Buy me a surprise for my birthday" she said. "Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 within 4 seconds""... and I would prefer a blue one please!"Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.


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