WOW What a week!

IT IS FRIDAY TODAY RIGHT?! ..... MAYBE NOT.

Weird Dream

Oh btw, I just remembered I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt that I've won American Idol and had sex with JLo. Must be the outcome of continuously watching Season 11 every night.

Nap Attack

I’ve always been amazed by those chronic awake individuals who can drive a car on less than eight hours sleep. People say eight hours of sleep for healthy adult human beings is a must. I belief so cause I’ve often cursed a lot when im lack that eight hours. Why can’t I sit in the office without bobbing my head down close to a snoring, jolting semi-sleep? Why do I look at any horizontal surface beckoning me, teasing me with its physics?

I remember afternoons in Kindergarten when the entire class was forced to take thirty-minute naps on Sesame Streets  mats, why can't there be a mat here now!

In the past I had taken naps in my parked car anywhere, anytime, with anyone watching. I can nap sitting up straight with one foot behind my head upside-down on the toilet, if that’s what the circumstances require. It’s my instinctual act of survival, the will to preserve the limited energy I’m allotted per 24 hour period. I sleep to live! Throw me a mat, this time with a pillow!

What a weekend!

I was just home from an amazing adventure at my own backyard Fraser's Hill with some CGG legs. Where is it you ask? It's at the border of Selangor and Pahang.  The weather is fantastico for BBQ and trekkin. I must say it was more tiring laughing the entire trip then walking. Had too much fun, so much so we have to plan for another trip soon.

A Memo To My Younger Self!

I just turned 18 yesterday. Well actually i felt 18 unfortunately I'm 35 now. So here I'm going to write a short letter to my younger self.

Dear 34 me,

I hate to break it to you but you ain't getting any handsomer, fact is you're growing... older with wrinkles all around your face.

No need to thank me, I know I am brilliant.

Yours,
Me (aged 35)

Tiger Asian Music Festival 2012

Beyond was there..... "Amani Na Ku Penda"..... ear wax started flowing out from my ear, when everyone was singing to the tune, now that's what I called an ear-gasm! Had so much fun!

Gratitude to Spammers!

Alright I can't get rid of all this spams, in my inbox, FB, phones!! I'm pretty sure it's a nightmare trying to clear your inbox when pages of this spammers do this to us daily.

So instead of doing Inbox battling, I would like to express my sincere gratitude for the mass-produced unsolicited marketing material you so thoughtfully sent to me yesterday, every day for the last 20 years.

So good of you to think of me for your latest penis enhancer gadget offer. You shouldn’t have. I feel that I owe you something in return..... bent over and I'll show you the results I've gotten. 

Real Life SuperHero??

Recently there has been an influx of self volunteered superheroes mainly from the US, they are all masked heroes roaming the street whole heartedly wanting to reduce crimes of such. You can find plenty on YouTube. Most of them are unemployed. What if I was a superhero, being one however does have an appeal. Just imagine I could use my superpowers to rid the world of evil, hatred and Justin Bieber.

Being a caped crusader is not without its drawbacks though. Who knew? Willingness to risk one’s own safety for others, without expectation of reward. No reward you say? None at all? Not even KFC? I heard the man who got beaten up was rewarded a lifetime of chicken! I probably will look good in Spandex but i do get heat rash if it's too tight, trust me no amount of vasaline can protect you, been there done that.

I just thought of one joke at random, No thanks to Smart Phone, there's not gonna be a phone booth for me to change into my hero costume do i?

Ok upon reflection, I have decided that superheroism is not for me. I think I’ll give brain surgery a go instead.
Any volunteers?

My Squeeky Knees

At first I was only feeling a slight knee pain that is difficult to describe for the past few months now and now it got rather painful but bearable. I can only describe the feeling as squeaky because the feeling can only be described as a sound. I imagine that if you had put your ear to both knees it would sound like a rusty gear of an old Datsun car 1970s. Did some researching on the net and I kinda diagnosed myself having high level of Uric Acid which meant, most likely too much beer and red meat and beans?! That practically said to myself, "I might as well die" or in cantonese "Lei sat chor gnor la!"  

Ramdom Ramblings!

Gosh I haven't posted anything here for a year but I'm gonna try writing something down for 2012. Ok here goes, for the past 2 years a series of events has transpired me on how I view life and whether or not I see it for what it is. First and foremost, being a father I never once thought it would be that hard raising a kid. I ain't no Hell Raiser but my kid seem to be one little devil who has powers over my soul. His cuteness is like Cyptonite to me. I am very proud to have him into my life.

CGG also known as Crazy Gila Gang is part of my life now, a circle of friends which seemed great! They are attractive positive people which we have met randomly and somehow bonded hence the creation of this clan. Much of my happy moments are created within this group of friends which I have learned to treasure. It is nice to see how things are progressing in this group.

Of cos FaceBook changed my life dramatically. I think I'm kinda attached to it not because of the number or friends, or weird video clips, or pictures or comments it has but rather the depth of it's content that is stored in it. There is no place or money you can spent to have many years of fond memories which you have to be stored in a way you can go back into the past and dwell on fond contents. 

There this is how i saw my life for what it is now.

Hello 2011

HI 2011 and see you guys later

Shitz I totally forgotten about this Blog

I've spent the entire time reading materials on other people's blog but how come I'm not updating mine? 

SO, I've been reading all these blogs and thinking, "Why don't I blog anymore?" Then I remember it's mostly because I start FBing. I too sometimes forget what point I was going to make, get distracted, then say "fuck it" and forget to blog again.

I'm going to do that to you guys again. By not blogging.

I'd forgotten about this blog. And I'd been too lazy to start a new one. See you in FB.

The Reunion

Had a blast with a handful of old folks, I mean old timers. Doesn't sound right does it? Well  school mates all the way back from high school since 1994 I think. It brought back some of my fond memories, not that i want to share it with you here. (almost got recognized by  a dude who claimed I punch him in the face, in the toilet knowingly I said that was someone else).

Anyway,  it was a wedding dinner and was very honored that I was invited to it. Thanks again Nicole. Again I want to apologize to those I have totally forgotten your names and vaguely recognizable face, either you're stretch sideways, wind blew off your hair or someone graffitied your face, so please do accept my humble apology or if I have insulted any of you old timers! One for the road cheers! 

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!

Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from me. Thank you all for visiting my blog and making comments. I wish the best for you and your family in 2010. I'm looking forward to the New Year and creating some fresh post. I'm already working on it now. Have a safe and fun holiday, see you next year!

That Drink Which Sends You To The Grave!

With just mere appearance of that drink send shivers down my spine. Yesterday was the night I made the plunge again! I told my self many many years ago that I wouldn’t touch it ever again. That drink is so disgusting and is not meant to be bought for your own consumption. Instead they are ordered around for your friends whom you wanted revenge or as birthdays presents. Hopefully I will learn my lesson again not to gulp it down in matter of seconds but fortunately I had help from a friend who also gobbled up the drink without knowing the consequences. Whatever happens after that you'll definitely have a great laugh at his expense. Today drinking rules are no different now when your out drinking with friends is if they buy a round then you buy the next round. So let’s say you buy Flaming Lamborghini, AK47, tequila shot and Royal stout and they’ll buy Graveyard in return. That way isn’t fair and that drink is worse then death.

Recipe for Graveyard
1 Triple sec stout
1/2 shot Bacardi® 151 rum
1/2 shot vodka
1/2 shot gin
1/2 shot Tequila
1/2 shot bourbon whiskey
1/2 shot Scotch whisky
1 Beer

Flaming Lamborghini
1 shot kahlua
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Blue Curacao
1 shot sambuca flaming

Bad Debtors

What is Bad Debtors?

"Business accounts receivable that have been included in income that are uncollectible, legally binding debts owed to you that are uncollectible, and debts you must pay that you guaranteed in connection with your business or for a profit may be deductible as bad debts."

So the story begins here. There are times business relationship has to be put aside when money is owed and unpaid to us over a certain period of time. Sending a 'Notice of Demand' from the lawyers will be the last resort and that isn't what we really wanted if we intend to prolong our business relationship. Unfortunately that isn't the story.

Furthermore if the clients intend to deviate to other suppliers from us, we should be informed of non business activity with us and not mis-informing us of more future jobs. This will in hand gives us the idea that there will be more business opportunity and we had invested in materials which are to cater for our clients needs. End of the day this is operating cost which we should not bare as well.

Kotobukiya HMM Iron Kong

Since I was so bloody busy (lazy) a friend of mine got this for me last night. So drove all the way to his house in Sg Besi and collect my goods. When i first saw it with my own eyes I swear i had an orgasm, it's one of the biggest HMM zoids ever made and the sweetest of cause! I can't wait to built this 'little' fucker before the year ends else there wouldn't be enough time for me to work on it. Paid RM380 for it but with a Xmaz Cash Voucher worth RM50. Not bad at all for a Christmas give for me self.

 

 

Aging Without Dignity

I find myself aging when I farted last night. I use to be able to control the burst duration and volume level but it seems that I can no longer do that. My butt cheek muscles have weakened rendering any form of air venting releasing uncontrollably. Had a lot of complaints that night, like waking, wait it should be stunned the baby up from his beautiful sleep. Belief me i really thought I was able to handle the bellowing from my ass, sounded like a mad whale! Really miss those purring sound, which I had before.

Sub Contract Job On ESSO Station

For the pass 3 months I have been busting my ass refurbishing Esso Petrol Station around Klang Valley. To date I've nailed 7 stations all together and there are 44 stations under my contract next year. I am indeed very fortunate to be honored with this job which could finance my company for months to come. The job is to clean, change all illuminated signages, repaint non-illuminated signages and install a new yellow building sign for Esso under re-branding name "On the Run", as you already know they were called "Tiger Mart".

Some pictures of my latest job which was in Genting Highlands spent like a week there under freezing temperatures.

My workers installing On The Run back frame

Completed this one in Sg. Besi 2

It's Funny How Facebook Works.

It works just fine, especially when you type something in that "What's on your mind?" column. Instantaneous reaction from your circle of friends. Anyway just read me blog there's 5 years of nonsense crap which nobody reads.

ok before anybody says anything let me just answer this "YES I HAVE A BLOG!"