Me Office Environment

A poor working environment in offices across KL is damaging morale, cutting productivity by a fifth, and costing the economy every year, according to new research."

What contributes to the facts above:-

Picture 1 - Messy working table

Picture 2 - My Sexytary.

Life Is Confusing

I take my life seriously but hell, it such a confusing thing. As soon as you think you know what’s going on, suddenly it all changes. My life in particular does that. I think "God" is leading me one way and then, hold your horses, it turns another way. This makes things very complicated for me. Sorry this is a boring short entry, just bare with me.

I'm Not Gay For God Sake!

I've been talking crap for this one year plus on my blog and I've never talked anything serious about myself. Even if I have got emails asking me on a personal note I've never once replied them seriously and I apologised for that. Yes I may be sarcastic or witty at times but I'm totally a normal person. For those who wrote to me asking me if I'm gay, I'm sorry I'm not. Sorry to dissapoint some of you and to others you have my word that i still like Chicken Breast.

Well, I consider myself an extremely nice and polite person. I also feel that I'm quite mature and intelligent (don't worry, I have self-esteem issues in other areas!). I absolutely love talking and having great conversations with others. In fact, I probably talk a little too much (people have said in the past that I'm long winded). I have a great sense of humor. Sometimes I don't limit myself in doing what i love which is to make people laugh. If you're happy, I' happy.

I don't consider myself a typical male because I don't watch much sports unless the team I like and I know almost nothing about nice fast cars, either. I like dancing (I promise! I'm not just saying that like most guys do!). I use this smiley face a lot, too ---> :) Some people find that gay. Though I may be an a typical male, I'm most certainly not a gay one. :) My pictures does NOT tell a thousand words. No! Brown contacts, earings and that kinky smile does not make people gay! Making doggy style gestures with guy friends in public does not make me gay either! Sheeesh!

Though I'm not always a crazy, super wild party-animal. I got a lot of it out of my system in college! I would definitely enjoy going out with people at least twice a week. I also really like having meaningful conversations with others over starbucks, Halo Cafe & etc.

Well I did it, I wrote something serious about myself and I know some of my friends & people who might be reading this are laughing their heads off. Go ahead..... laughther is the best medicine anyway.

Carpe Diem!

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I'm Broken, Fix Me...

Listening to: James Blunt

Feeling: All Fucked up.

My Quickie: I wish someone would just switch me off and fix me

Sometimes, I wish that life was just like a game, you can start all over again by just pressing the "Restart" button and play your life all over again. I wish that there was a cheat which can make you so perfect that your partner can't believe that it was fucking true.

I have so much expectation to achive but I failed. Sometimes, people try very hard to strive for something. Then you stop and think to yourself. "Does it really fucking worth it? All the blood, sweat and tears?" AND I just came to my conclusion that everything you strive for, just do your best, even though if you failed, it's still worth it coz you know you have done your best. Whatever your friends, parents, relatives say. Just ignore it!! Concentrate on what your focus & priorities are and that's what i do.

I've Got A Flu Headache

So I'm sitting here in the office. With a freaking flu and banging heahache. As If my life wasn't horrible enough to deal with as it is. Im sure it'll clear up by 5pm because THAT'S WHEN I HAVE TO GO HOME. Right now I have snot dripping out my nose, my head is banging and my staff is avoiding me like the plague. Well at least some good has come out of this. I can't believe my body is ultimately being defeated by the power of an organism so small that is invisible to the naked eye. Little bastards I'll show you who owns me as I shoved 2 sticks of Vicks up my nose.

"All Men Are Real Assholes"

I notice whenever I have any conversation with a women, they tend to say this. "All men are bastards!" (Well I added the 'Real' on the Title to make it more significant) They declare loudly and proudly with both hands pounding on chest. You know la like King Kong but it doesn't have breasts, ummm sort of.

Well.. with this post I want to dig deeper as to why men are bastards? or some labeled us as Assholes. Does it ever occur that maybe, just maybe NOT all men are bastards and that perhaps just perhaps, that 50% of the population in Malaysia is just as diverse as the other 50%. Maybe, just maybe. There's something wrong with women that made us a bastard? What do you think?

Allow me to explain, when women say "All Men are Bastards" what they really mean i think is "All the men I date are bastards" which really brings about the inevitable question "Why do you continue to date them?" The fact is that most of these women are attracted to the kind of man that treats them like they have sweap them of their feet. The fact is "All Men are Bastards" is a Malaysian stereotype, yet when I unleash stereotypes of womankind I'm a bad person. How come when I say "Come to Papa" in a demanding tone of voice as I lie sprawled across the sofa after a hard day of masturbation that I'm the bad guy? After all, it appears we stereotype the genders, and the female stereotype is that all men are demanding, arrogant, insensitive assholes and we have to listen to this selfishly from women constantly.

I can't change that stereotype, Yet before i utter a word to strike conversation, I'm already the bad guy, yea an asshole. Is there an organization in Malaysia that I can complaint about Domestic abuse from women who say "All men are Bastards"? like those Sexual Harrassment Organization for Women.

HELLO SIME DARBY PEOPLE

I have a greater sense of significance when others are WORKING but you're not and letting me know you're reading this. BUT HELL, when we do something in the office no one notices, it's easy to feel unappreciated and insignificant in the scheme of things. When you don't feel what you are doing matters much, then it's easy to get distracted and waste time, like what you people are doing now :P

Cheers! & Keep Up The Good Work.

I Want To Tar Fei Kei!

I don't know how many of you masturbate frequently, but if you don't.. START NOW! I read this article on BBC News masturbation stops prostate cancer also known as Testicles Cancer or better Balls Cancer.

Why? Masturbation is good for you. First of all masturbation stops prostate cancer (Your Ball) yup that's right folks! Masturbation stops you getting prostate cancer, I am never getting Prostate Cancer coz I wack off all the time. Never stop. In bed, in the shower, in the office, in the car. Everytime I have a spare moment I wack it out, and remember, everytime you do you reduce your chances of getting prostate cancer. Hey, you're not doing it for you, you're doing it for your prostate.

Print a copy of that article out, and put it under your bed. If your mum walks in to see that that you're watching porn and wanking, get out the article. Explain to her that you are only trying to make yourself healthier. You're only trying to keep safe mum! She'll hug you and leave you too it. Make sure that when you hug her your dick has deflated, else it could be worrying. Now, if you have a partner even better, the more the merrier. I help you, you help me.

Second of all masturbation relieves stress. When you orgasm your body produces a large amount of "serotonin" (article said so), this creates a general feeling of well being. Stress is linked to a variety of problems the heart, drowsyness, constipation, loss of appetite, and it weakens your immune system making you more likely to get diseases like the Bird Flu or Food Mouth Disease. So go ahead and "Tar Fei Kei", stop minor diseases!

Third of all masturbation helps you sleep. When you reach orgasm or so your body finds it easier to sleep. That's why everytime after sex u feel like sleeping. Lack of sleep is linked to stress problems, but also mental problems as well, such as poor vision and lack of concentration (which can affect your office work)

Hell! Im typing one handedly right now and I'm feeling real good. My right hand is uhh busy. Ahh the internet!, such a wonderful thing. Lucky I'm no Catholic, a monk or a nun, they prefer not to masturbate. So masturbate it's not really for fun, it's for the good of your health!

I'm Cummin!!!!

Quikie!

No not that Quickie, that you do in the car or the public toilet or in the park or even at the Mall stairway.

My Quickie: Don't test your stamina now. Eat well, get plenty of rest and treat yourself right.

Other People's Ouickie: There are certain qualities about you that are incandescent, but you're too stuck dwelling on your so-called negatives that you can't see them. Discover what it is that makes you special and worthwhile.

So... i check my Horoscope EVERYDAY, and i said to myself "lately I've been eating alot, and need to cut down especially on the size of my meals". Easiest way to lose weight is to cut down ur meals, meaning try to eat a meal, but don't eat to the point when ur like stuffing your self. I did that for a month and i saw change in my face..... It didn't get any smaller, anyway i'm still trying. Unfortunately when i gain weight it goes straight to the face, and it pisses me off. I plan on working hard in fitness first for a month period and I'm hoping to tone up and eat healthier. That being said, i started my day with coming into work and eating 2 sandwiches for breakfast & lunch, i kept telling myself that my horoscope told me to eat well, and that's what i did, but i may have misunderstood, cuz i shouldn't have eaten sandwiches i should've ate the 2 piece of oren and 1 b.a.n.a.n.a i brought from home which is undoubtly 6 inches long.

Lave Party!

Rave partae wooot wooots! Im going who's going with me. I've got a few kaki's here already. DJ Tiesto wei, world's number 1 DJ! Please let me know.

A Day At Work Of Laziness

I normally have no problem doing work,
But these past weeks it's been beyond my power,
To concentrate for a few hours on a relatively simple work,
Whenever I try I find,
There's more important things on my mind,
So I end up making Milo,
Sitting down and doing nothing instead,
I really need to sort out my head.

LOSS

Maybe I should attempt to blog in poem. At least it's more beautiful this way:-

When I think of what we've lost,
It's not what's gone behind us,
It's the future of happiness that cost,
In which we will never find us.

I suck at ryhmes!

Simple Favour

This post has been removed due to unforeseen circumcision.

I Spotted A Hummer

Lalalalalala.... then suddenly zoooooom! I was like WTF?! A huge car just went by me, nothing that I've ever encountered on these roads especially in KL. I was trying hard to catch up on it but to no avail. A humvee also known to the Americans the "Hummer". To those who doesn't know what a Hummer is, Born in the Americas as a military tactical unit and logistics now has since been commercialise. Oh it cost no more than RM 2.0 million. I was lucky to have spotted one which bares the number place WLC 1. Notice the brake lights, super bright!

I NEED SEX!

One of my favorite Astro channel would be Discovery now. The other day they were showing the "Human Body" and did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not??

What I'm about to write here is the courtesy of The Discovery Channel. I swear I did not make it up and from now on I will see SEX in a different manner. As I was saying, YES Sex is a beauty treatment, it seems tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. So ladies if you need more hormone discharge let me know.

I always thought rough sex is more benefitable, damn! but it seems gentle and relaxed lovemaking will reduce your chances of suffering skin problems. It says all the sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. I think it's true, there is only oen part of my body that glows.

Ah we all know sex can burn up those calories. I think Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up rather than going Fitness First everyday. It says that it will stretche and tone up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than running laps, and you don't need special Nike sneakers! I TOTALLY AGREE!

You know, I've been having mild depression for sometime now but after watching this i found a cure. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression?! It releases "endorphins" into the bloodstream, producing a sense of happiness and leaving you with a feeling of Aaaaaaaaahhhh......

OMG Sex actually relieves headaches?! A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose wakakkaka.

OKOK now in short the more sex you have, the more you will be offered. I need a sexually active body! Oh i forgot about the last thing that they mentioned. Sex gives off greater quantities of chemicals called "pheromones". These sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

World "Cup"

I've heard about Octopus Hand but I didn't imagine it would be like this. Sweet!

DON'T PRESS! MY BLOG HATES IT!

WTF Wei!!!

I getting really annoyed here! I went to this site and it say "What's Your (Best) Sexual Skill?" It sounds promising so i did the survey by inserting my demographics, the usual stuff and this are the somewhat bogus results. Flirting skill I'm fine with that! BUT SEX skill 2% WTF??!!

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:	MaleFemale
Sexuality:	StraightGayBisexual
Flirting Skill Level - 5%
Kissing Skill Level - 74%
Cudding Skill Level - 20%
Sex Skill Level - 2%
Why They Love You	You are too sexy for words.
Why They Hate You	You're too good to be true.

Argh Month End!

Bangging my head on the table with both hands holding my head, reason?

Never like month end and don't know if i should really blog about this? Or just move on with life coz it's just another thing in life that you have to do. Things I hate doing at this time:-

• Need car maintanance
• Need car wash
• Need a hair cut
• Need to pay bills
• Need new shoes
• Need DVDs
• Need Sex

.... and people can just walk pass and say what's the wrong with you??!