Monday Blog Booze!

This happens every Monday, i start to blog anything from Friday and it seems i can't recall Friday and in particular at night? If i really concentrate and think what i did, maybe it'll come to me in a hazy way. Hmm I remember jumping up and down, puking here and there and floating around, is that normal? Am i the only one that forgets Friday by Monday!

Saturday was a bit busy day I admit, ahem, like i said i skipped work and slept but i dreamt that i was at work, bummer! But when i got up, my day was just about to start... at night and it's all a blur yet again, what happened? Well after a few drinks to relax n puff some smokes I sobered up around 2:30am and headed home. I drove extremely cautiously to avoid getting pulled over, cuz i can never drive after 12am till 8am without getting pulled over, luckily this time i got home safely and went right to bed. Maybe bed time at 3am was early but my man-hood wasn't cooperating.

Sunday, woke up with a little headache around 12 noon, got ready helped around the house. Later chilled around the house and did some gaming until 5pm, took a nap and got up around dinner time. A friend called, off I go yet again to do some happy hour.

What? It's Monday already .... Gawddammit.

I LOVE FRIDAYs and HATE MONDAYs

Its a great feeling, to know you only have a 6hrs to go till 5pm, for the next two days I won't need to come into work and instead sleep in late as i want. Yeah, Im going to take a stress leave tomorrow, YaY!

Yesterday, could technically qualify as a 'Monday' even though it's a Thursday, around 12:45 I left for lunch and food wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be as far as the Nasi Lemak i had an hour before. I ended up sitting in the toilet for 30mins and I got out with a cramp leg. Sigh... The sad part is there's urge to go back in but I kept it in, almost leak out at the end. I did everything i could but get no chance to hold it in cause my anal muscle is giving up. Eventhough with all my might and a cramp leg, I had to climb back to the seat and release the final blow, well it's more like a 2 sec squirt. Argh, wattafeeeling!

My Throat!

So today i woke up feeling horrible, i woke up with a sore throat. I don't know what i caught but as i recall yesterday i was constantly feeding on my Hamster's 'kua chi' :P. So i got to work this morning and picked up Tropicana 100% pure Orange Juice at Caltex and chugged down a 450ml bottle, and now I'm working on my 2nd bottle. I just hope i don't get sick that would so suck, i hate getting sick when weekend is near, that's the worse, and especially on a Friday! That would so suck for the weekend. Well I'm gonna keep medicating myself hopefully through out today to kill the viruses that have invaded my body. I've learned a painful lesson, never fight over food with your pet.

Aquaria KLCC

Over the weekend I took a trip down to KLCC Aquaria. These pictures tell a thousand words. For RM 28 there's no complaint and I didn't have high expectations but I'm rather satisfied. It could be better but you can't expect much from Malaysian Made. There are not many variety of fishes here, mostly local fishes and reptiles. You too get to touch starfish and some sea snails. I took these pictures with my Handphone so pardon the quality.

My Thought Over The Weekend - Summarized

DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF BECAUSE THEN IT BECOMES A BIG PROBLEM.

WHY DO THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE HAVE THE SIMPLEST PROBLEMS?

NOTHING BEATS A SHIT CAR THAT U CAN DRIVE INTO POTHOLES WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT.

THE BEST THING IS A WALL U CAN TELL ANYTHING TO AND EXPECT NO CRITISIZM.

ANSWER NOW THINK LATER.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE EMBARASSING MOMENT IN UR LIFETIME!

NOTHINS COZIER THAN A HOUSE WITH 4 PEOPLE & 2 HAMSTERS AND 100 FISHES SURROUNDED BY A JUNGLE LIKE GARDEN.

JUST SAY YES ALL THE TIME, SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME & ARGUMENTS.

TRY NEW THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE THEM.

Nuthing to write....

I'm so bored now and I doing nothing. I have nothing to write about. Should I be writing about Nothing. Maybe i should, nothing isn't anything really. It's just there in a sense. So im doing nothing then how can I be doing anything if there is no nothing. Answere me this?! I've gone crazy!

How to say what you feel?

I've learned a lot of things in the past that petty things should not be brought up when you're in a relationship yet when there are problems it has to be discussed and solved.

So right now there are a lot of reasons why I hold back from saying what I really feel to someone who's close to me but usually it all goes back to one emotion, that is fear. Fear of getting an angry response, fear of making myself vulnerable by revealing what is really important to me, and fear of what will happen if I don't get the response I'm hoping for. Because of all this fear, I often hold back from airing grievances until they build up to explosive levels. At that point, the chances of expressing myself constructively are pretty low. So, arguments tend to flare. What's the solution to this dilemma? Anyone?

Dear Blog....Happy Birthday!

Believe it or not, today is the 1-year anniversary of my blog here at Blogspot and on this day we celebrate Valentines. What a ride it has been! I hope you all have enjoyed the 100th or so case files that I've posted over one year and learned a few things at the same time. That's what it's all about!

I have tried to expand the blog a wee bit to allow you a better understanding of myself and community within my boundries. Speaking of which, I've introduced you to my dog, hamster and my neighbourhood Mr. Squirrel. It's been hard 1 year, but I have done it.

A reader asked me an interesting question the other day one that I'll share with all of you. The question was "How do you know, as a blogger, when your work is doing some good? When you're affecting the way that people think and work?" What a great question. I didn't have to think about the answer long. My response was "You know you've made a difference when you listen to their respond and asking "Why no updates?"Ah, the sweet taste of success.

Thank you all for reading and contributing to my blog. Without you, I'd have noone to write for... except Scrap. Anyway, here's a cake I made for this beautiful occasion. Here's the recipe:-

Light Brown Surface - Bak Kut Teh I ate
Black Cream - Chicken Rice & A Guiness Stout on Happy Hour

Brown Base - Fatt Man Lok Lok

Help Yourself on Valentines

In a few more days is Valentines Day, and I find myself for the long time unworried about Valentine. This year it is by will, which I feel good about. I have been carring for one women, and on this coming day, showed much affection and appreciation for her being my valentine.

So to the other lone rangers, Valentine by yaself ain't that bad just love yaself in celebration of this special day. To those of you who stumble across this post today and find yourself without a Valentine, rest assured your not alone, but also take a moment to love yourself for just being you. Anyway here is something I would recommend for your assistance. It helps... take it easy.

Happy Valentines Day Everyone! Woot Woot!

CNY Messages

Hey Couzens, don't fret, CNY to me at our kampung really rocked! The meaning of Chinese New Year’s is not to go shopping until you are physically in pain. It's about family, togetherness and not forgetting R.E.S.P.E.C.T!! So, there's no card game (I wanted to say card betting coz if i did I will be shaven bald) and no firecrackers but at least we have our pictures taken to show to our future chu chu chit chit.

Post Chinese New Year Battle Scar

Counting.... 111111111111111111111111 HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!! He he he. Well people I'm back and I apologise for the laggy countdown, not like you people were around to read my blog on holidays. :P

Argh, I ate and ate and ate it's just tough to stop eating during new year, the food is just too tempting! Add salt to that, you just don't feel like doing anything on holidays, patato couching is what it is for me. Unlike most people, I don’t tend to be to overly vain about things like clothes, jewelry, and hair. Instead my vanity tends more towards the things I do. Monday 6th, I started going back to the gym for the first time after the holidays. Generally, I'll go afterwork, when the gym is close to empty and I can get in, do my workout and out of there without too much fuss.

Yesterday, I went to the gym a little earlier then normal and I found the studio rooms are full of females. I don’t know what it is, but I always feel like I’m being graded by the women when ever I take classes in the Body Jam/Dance/Steps/Combat area. Like the place is off limits to males, unless you happen to be one of the few that actually know what your doing. So of course I felt like I had to over impress. I’ve been around weights & tredmills for a part of my life and very much know what I’m doing in there, but it has been well over a year since I had done any instruct and follow classes, starting over is kind of a getting use to it process. Add in a little vanity factor and of course I was piling on more muscle tone to my body after those classes. I did manage to follow it all and looked pretty damn good doing it, if I say so myself. I had no problems making myself flexible as I too like to dance in clubs sort of like a gift. ahe. But I seriously cannot walk today! Stairs are my current demons, which I am avoiding like the plague at all costs.

COUNTING DOWN!

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COUNTDOWN!

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Just Few More Days, I Can Do It!

This week is going to be a slow one at work. Simply because this week is Chinese New Year. The year of the dogs. Which means most of Asia dogs takes the week off or more. (I know I will).........

Umm, well that was a bad start!! I admit I cannot blog about anything today, because it's just a few days left from Chinese New Year and I've already eaten one box of Mandarin oranges, half of the tities bits and various types of kacang which is sitting in my office and at home. I am so gonna get a sore throat. I already have had several visits to the shithole. This is not good. I cannot blog. I still wanna give scissor leg kick like Jet Li. I have had too much sugar already and I'm feeling like a tub of lard. Well there goes my new years' resolution. Anyhow I ain't gonna give up on my abdominal 6 packs.

Oh dear my fingers are starting to get itchy too, it's a seasonal thing. The moment i hear craak craak sound! Damit where are the Mah Jongs! Where are the Chor Tai Di, where are the Wan Lups? Sigh, super sieness.

At least on the brightside, my footie Man Utd beat Liverpool 1-0 from their 12 game unbeatten record. "Put your hands up in the air put your hands up in the air". woot woot!

Midlife Crisis or is it Blooming?

I was out with a group of my closest brothers last nite and they have mentioned me the word 'Midlife Crisis'. What a phrase! Why do they call it a crisis? Haha I'm 29 years old but I prefer to call it a midlife blooming. I'm old enough to realize that I should have been taking life a lot less seriously than I have been over the last 3 decades. What a shame that I don't learn that sooner. No one is complaining so I don't see why I should call it a crisis. But, if people are going to accuse me of that, why not go all the way? So my plans are, I decided to come home with a Wife. That clinches it! Hehe

How should i put this? Well let's see maybe it should sound like you're buying a car. She's in excellent condition, performance tops, nice curvey body, smooth skin like leather, sharp, fun to shag..　Ｉ mean 'be with'. Hmmm I'm sounding old, I'm finding myself saying things like "come home before 12am" sometimes. Anyhow I like this one and I'm gonna buy it!!

A friend of mine told me that a midlife crisis is just the time that you decide it's worth it to pause and remind yourself that you're still alive. That's a good way to put it. I have so much that's serious in my life. Every day that I'm breathing and my loved one are breathing, well, that's a great day. I see so much sadness in the past, but it can be so beautiful now. It's been a beautiful experience and it's changed my life for the better.

I've learned just last nite that beautiful things can grow out of really big piles of shit that you went through for years. That's what shit does best. It make beautiful things grow hahahha. We can't always see the beauty through the crap, but it's there, just around the corner. We can either go down the path cursing 'mch/ccb/pyt' and screaming or we can dance. I choose to dance. I like to dance, I'm born to dance, I live to dance and I hope you do, too.

YYUuuuuuuuuuummmmmm Seeeennnnnnnngggggg!!

Clubbing NO NOs

Never mix Beer, Whisky, Sake, Bak Kut Teh and Wet Cats. You'll never know what you gonna get yourself into.

The "J" Pop with "J" Look

I had lunch at this new F&B in Puchong. As I was casually walking towards the restaurant, something just flew by infront of me in a flash. It looked like it has bright yellow hair, pinkish greenish top with sparkling beads, white knee length socks with pink stripes at the ankle and a pair of ninja like shoes. Yes, I've encounted the abominal J-LOOK. I looked back as i was walking away but something caught my attention, beautiful posters, beautiful posters with pretty Japanese anime.

I was reading at the papers the other day and came across this section about a huge number of Malaysian get addicted to J-Pop culture and here I am standing outside this J-Bookstore. The urge was strong with me, i need to check what this is all about. I push the door, sounded like 7-Eleven. There was a handful of people in here, as i was strolling down this isle a section of the rack amuses me. I pick up a book from the shelf, it's all in mandarin but in J-Anime. Strangely enough the shelves says ladies Comics "Redikomi".

Then the shopkeeper came over and he told me what I'm holding is a very rare book. I asked why since I haven't seen the content yet. He said to me, its a "rape type". He continued saying "these aren't like any guys comics, where the woman is violated. Usually they involve a story where a woman is caught up in some situation where somebody is virtually force having sex with her but she pretends to resist."

I don't know why but for 5 mins I felt like I was being cornered. Then he continued telling me that "these sections are the S&M stories." I jokingly said 'SailorMoon'? He quickly answered with a smirk on his face, "the use of sex toys and blindfolding or binding the hands and legs." I gulp and I want out. As he was picking up books and showing it to me and now he said "you have the incest types." Then he goes on giving me examples again "they often tell the story of a married woman falling for stepbrothers or brothers-in-law."

I managed to escape when the wall of shelves has ran out but with a side effect, a mild erection.

I really wish that you see what I saw but the best i can share with you are from the examples below. It's very mild but picture it wet with panting and sweating. Enjoy.

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Violence Againts Women!

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New J-Look

Violence Againts Man
(Give it to me Babee!!)

Holding Hentai Anime
(She's Addicted, self induced S&M)

Picture of the Day!

I'm just too busy this few days. Business has been kind to me last year and therefore I've made changes to myself with an extra hardworking attitude for this whole month. So, when February comes, I can return to being lazy and enjoy life. Feed me grapes...


Anyway, with time not on my side the only quickie thing i can do to keep my blog up to date are with some quickie witty pictures. No, not the picture of my arm pitz, so no worries but here we go.






New technology on SRS Airbag (Airbag implants)

Terms People Use In Me Blog

There are numerous complaints about readers vormitting and fainting due to my recent post and have requested me to remove that particular photo. The verdict will be, NO. The photo stays.

Reason?

There is just too many terms use in my tagboard and I have been getting alot of them lately. I have taken time to summarized them so that readers will know what they are expose to so here it is.

WARNING THIS WEBSITE CONTAINS:

WTF - What the F**K

FU - F**K You

MSG - Mono Sodium Glutamate

LOL - Hahahaha/hehehe

Hahaha/Hehehe - LOL

Argh - Pirates

BJ - BlowJob (Fellatio)

(_(_)====D~~~~ - Penis cumming

Biatch - A French word for Hornyness

Nutz - Non Essential Madness

OMG - He's cumming

OMFG - She's cumming

I have given ample warnings now, so you decide whether to read my blog or not. No matter what, the below hairy picture stays.

Buzi Beezee Busy

I have been so tired lately. Hectic days at work and busy trying to keep my resolution. My goal for today is to get in bed with the TV off, computer off, and will be on my way to sleep by 9:30pm. Wait! Its 10pm now, forget that, maybe 10:30pm. If I sleep until 7:30am, that will give me 9.0 hours of sleep, which is a lot more than I normally get.

With the good trusty 5 star DVD which combined with the fact that I don't get enough sleep leave me partially horny but sleepy. Anyway just had a mild dinner at home and was sitting out in the cold rainy night smokin. Then, a nice warm shower hence to tame my horny-ness. I could picture someone showering with me. Nice...

I've got a lot of things working against me rightnow, my bed is messy, my hamsters needs fresh bedding, my toe nails need cutting and arm pit hair needs trimming. Well, life sux!

Tornado just went pass here

gosh, dunno about you guys but this is horrendous!

(Had to put it in Black&White)