Starting my Day

Let’s admit it, one of the toughest thing to do each day is to get out of bed and get on with the day. Here’s how I start my day everyday:

1. Mild Cold shower to shock me out of dreamland while dating Jessica Alba.
   
2. Hot cup of Boh tea to supply my body with all the nutrients a tea leave can provide (if there's any) and oh a 3 loaves of Kan-ni-nea bread (get it? Gardenia Bread) with what ever I have in the fridge.
3. Check emails to make sure that I won’t have a blur look because some of the emails i received will shock me into alertness. (is there such a word?)
4. Looking at my wife from outside my office room. She is pretending that she is busy but she is not. Every morning she puts on this serious look while looking at the computer. (Anyway how do i type a warning letter?)
5. And finally check my blog.