RESULT
@#$%^&!!!!!!!!
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Jusco Frenzy
There are so many stuff in the list that I need to buy before that big day comes. So just last week my wife and I have decided to go scout for those things. As we were looking at those Akemi Comforters Set for my new bedroom furniture, it was to my disbelief each King Size set cost around RM500 - RM700. As I was about to pay the sales assistant asked me for the discount coupon and J-Card, I told her i don't have either one. Then she said "too bad, if not you will be only paying RM150-RM200 for the comforters". That was the best spoken word I've heard all day. We just found out that Jusco was having their quarterly J-Card Member Privilege Day and it was the last day. Therefore I quickly went to apply for the card though the line was long. I will be stupid if I don't apply for one to enjoy such discounts and I end up buying 2 sets. Other things I bought was toilet fittings, bedroom furnitures, new clothings. I have saved about 70% of the initial budget which I was quite happy with.
Also bought my wife's Kor Lai Jewelry at Tomei & Poh Kong, I was happy that she did not go for the heavier ones, as she have told me that she help me save, what a great wife!. End up only spending RM1600 for the 4 piece set of 916 gold jewelry.
There are still many many things I need to buy, sigh......... more updates.
Also bought my wife's Kor Lai Jewelry at Tomei & Poh Kong, I was happy that she did not go for the heavier ones, as she have told me that she help me save, what a great wife!. End up only spending RM1600 for the 4 piece set of 916 gold jewelry.
There are still many many things I need to buy, sigh......... more updates.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
AAArrrrgggghhhhh!!!!
Yesterday was the worst day of my life! For the past 4 months I've been buying 4 Ekor and I've been constantly buying my car number which is 1248. Usually 3Big 3Small on 3 sides (Kuda,Toto,Magnum). Could have won RM3,000 - RM5000. Just that yesterday I did not buy, how stupid of me. People say, recently married couples are very "Ong" and people around me started buying the numbers I buy. The only person that did not win yesterday was me. Bummer!
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Jessica Lynch Tells The Truth
If you have read and followed the events of Iraq War you'd probably came across this news about the heroic Jessica Lynch an American Soldier who said to have fought bravely in gun battle when her convoy was ambush and all of her 11 comrades died. She was the only one who survived the ambush and was captured by insurgents. They even made a movie on it and I watched it on HBO, where Elite US Soldier were dispatched which lead to her dramatic rescue from enemy hands. I must say it was a great movie based on a true story, but is it so? I was fooled! and the truth was finally out. What a Joke on Americans, like to drama drama only.CNN NEWS
POSTED: 6:54 p.m. EDT, April 24, 2007
Lynch's testimony began with a recollection of the March 23, 2003, attack and her purported rescue nine days later.
As she and her fellow 11 soldiers drove through Nassiriya, Iraq, they noticed armed men standing in the streets and on rooftops. Three soldiers were quickly killed when a rocket-propelled grenade slammed into their vehicle, Lynch said.
The other eight died in the ensuing fighting or from injuries suffered during the fighting, she said. Lynch later woke up at Saddam Hussein General Hospital.
"When I awoke, I did not know where I was. I could not move. I could not call for help. I could not fight," she said, explaining she had a six-inch gash in her head and numerous broken bones. "The nurses at the hospital tried to soothe me, and they even tried unsuccessfully at one point to return me to Americans."
On April 1, U.S. troops came for her.
"A soldier came into the room. He tore the American flag from his uniform, and he handed it to me in my hand and he told me, 'We're American soldiers, and we're here to take you home.' And I looked at him and I said, 'Yes, I'm an American soldier, too,' " she recalled.
She was distraught to come home and find herself billed as a hero when two of her fellow soldiers had fought bravely until the firefight's end and another had died after picking up soldiers and removing them from harm's way.
"The American people are capable of determining their own ideals for heroes, and they don't need to be told elaborate lies," she said. "I had the good fortune to come home and to tell the truth. Many soldiers, like Pat Tillman, did not have that opportunity.
"The truth of war is not always easy. The truth is always more heroic than the hype," she said.
Lynch became a celebrity after U.S. troops filmed what they said was a daring raid on the hospital. Hospital staffers, however, said there were no Iraqi troops at the hospital when the purported rescue took place.
In the March 23, 2003, attack, Lynch, the Army claimed, was shot and stabbed during a fierce gun battle with Iraqi troops that left 11 of her comrades dead. It was later learned that Lynch never fired a shot during the firefight because her gun was jammed with sand.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Crazy Menus
Egg Sand: Don't think I will order anything with sand in it. "Burn The Beef Sand", give me a break!!!
"Curry Rock Hind Rice" WTF is that? "The curry chicken picks the rice" I don't want no chicken picking on my rice.
"Fuck to fry the cow river" OMG the person preparing this dish have to fuck first, then fry the cow of river. "The Pig Picks the noodle soup" What? now i have to let a pig pick a noodle soup for me? "Frog Gruel" Now thats something. "Fuck to burn of" I usually do this with my wife when I feel I need to lose some calories.
I ain't gonna taste "Butter Many Privates" and they are even serving French dicks on "France many Privates"40 mistakes men make while having sex with women
Keep in Mind that I did not write this, I got it of from a website.
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of
buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.
18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words"__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of
buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.
18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words"__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Mid Life
Never knew 30 candles can be quite a scary sight especially when they’re all lighted up. Hard to believe half of your life just passes by at a blink of an eye.
Growing old is a breeze. Growing up is exhausting.
Ok ok I admit I'm no longer 18. They said life begins at 30? It this true, well I guess the only way to find out lies ahead. Anyway I had a wonderful birthday dinner at Zen Japanese Restaurant which my wife paid for. So? gasak la whatever that was on the menu. Right after that went to the nearest watering hole, Flams for a quick gulp of beer!
Growing old is a breeze. Growing up is exhausting.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
53 Days in Counting......
When I imagined planning my wedding I envisioned a year to plan and I knew exactly what I wanted. Now I am less than 2 months away from our confirmed date and I am starting to panic.
I think one of problems is when I take one of those How's your wedding plans? questions, I get more nervous. We have been searching for furnitures for the past week and just few days back we have finally decided on one bedroom set which cost me 5k. Bummer!
My bedroom toilet is beginning to look like a toilet after much renovation is done to changed the cum stained tiles and fittings that shoot water like pee, due to wear and tear. In my room, threw away all my old furniture's and repainted the wall to cover up those childhood grafities. Ummmm "1+1 = 11" and those you can find in public toilets "Call 016-609 0000 for big dick"
Got the invitation card done, now to blacklist the names which I'm going to collect saman from. Maybe I'll help them write their names on the envelope so that when they packed the saman in I would know who they are.
Camera & Video man set ... if you see them walking around in slippers T-shirt & torn jeans, that's them. I got them very cheap!
List of things I've yet to complete
I think one of problems is when I take one of those How's your wedding plans? questions, I get more nervous. We have been searching for furnitures for the past week and just few days back we have finally decided on one bedroom set which cost me 5k. Bummer!
My bedroom toilet is beginning to look like a toilet after much renovation is done to changed the cum stained tiles and fittings that shoot water like pee, due to wear and tear. In my room, threw away all my old furniture's and repainted the wall to cover up those childhood grafities. Ummmm "1+1 = 11" and those you can find in public toilets "Call 016-609 0000 for big dick"
Got the invitation card done, now to blacklist the names which I'm going to collect saman from. Maybe I'll help them write their names on the envelope so that when they packed the saman in I would know who they are.
Camera & Video man set ... if you see them walking around in slippers T-shirt & torn jeans, that's them. I got them very cheap!
List of things I've yet to complete
- 1 Whole Mother load Pig - Slathered and Roasted
- 1 tonne truck of XOs & Swings and for those yuppies, Black Label
- OMG...... I forgot about the jewelry set for my wife! Maybe I will attempt to forget it longer, :P
- Chain Saw & Steel cutter, I'll bring along a locksmith.
- Rob the bank but before that I wonder if they have loans for marriages. Maybe like 35 years payback with no collateral damages.
Happy Birthday
Dear Blog,
IT'S My Birthday Today so Happy Happy Birthday!
It's officially, ...... go shorty it's my birday, everyone's gonna parte like it's my birday...... So here's wishing me (although I already did) a happy birthday! Finally "18", can start drinking, smoking, getting high, watching porno movies and be de-virginize!
Congrats!
IT'S My Birthday Today so Happy Happy Birthday!
It's officially, ...... go shorty it's my birday, everyone's gonna parte like it's my birday...... So here's wishing me (although I already did) a happy birthday! Finally "18", can start drinking, smoking, getting high, watching porno movies and be de-virginize!
Congrats!
Friday, April 13, 2007
View on Marriage
Many people said all that is needed is marriage but some do not agree which many have advised me not to. This came after I proposed, hahaha, anyway what is done is done and I love my wife. Anyhow this is not what this post is about. This is about the community who is against marrying. I have a cousin that told me marriage is lame. I have close friends that told me weddings are a waste of time and money. And somewhat strangers said this to me, in view of the soaring divorce rate their personal advice is to adopt a pet! Last but not the least, I have heard advise that if you have just gotten married, don't have children. A Singaporean once told me the apple of your eye is a pain in my neck so make the world a quieter, cleaner place. (I swear I almost burst out laughing)
Ok, what do you think people? Are all this people is in their right mind and having negative thoughts about marriage?
Ok, what do you think people? Are all this people is in their right mind and having negative thoughts about marriage?
Thursday, April 12, 2007
The Encounters: About Me, Why?
When I was an Café Flam last night I had a few encounter with some of my blog readers. There are things I didn’t knew about myself but was exposed by them.
DJ Chinois said I was placid and a little to the gentle side. He said Aries’ traits are supposed to be the impulsor and the aggressor. I wonder if he meant, “you are suppose to be Hainanese!” But to think aside, sometimes I can also be impatient and outspoken. I am eager and can seem pushy and my assertiveness can easily transform into an aggression. Maybe I did not reflect that on my blog, should I? (By the way thanks for all that "Edmund, Your Wife is waiting for you outside!" "Edmund, Where is your wife?!" announcements. Chin you could just bury me in sand last night)
Sharon_UEP (that’s her nick) said I could write personal stuff that expresses feelings. So I said that’s what blogs are for but I asked in what sense. She said about relationship with my wife and how I not afraid to write them. Why should I be afraid? Or ashamed? Duh! She also mentioned about the Gross stuff I wrote. So I asked isn’t it fun to read, she said “Yea” “Right”
Another dude asked me "Why does it always have to be about you?" whenever someone else expresses any wish for self-gratification. Here's a question: Why can't it always be about me? I get annoyed when people ask questions like that.
Consider this, an average human lives for 70+ years. The Earth has existed for 4,600,000,000 years (wikipedia.org). Now think about this, by a generous estimate, 100 people know an average person "first degree"(Friend/family) and 500 people know him "second degree" (Friend of a friend/Acquaintance). The world population is estimated at 6,380,342,166. (wikipedia.org)
Compared to the Earth's "lifetime", you are worth less than 9 billionth of a %. Taking 500 acquaintances, less than 800 millionth of a % of the world population will give half a flying fuck if you died. All these figures point to one fact: Nobody cares. You're worth nothing at all. Isn't anonymity a bitch?
So you see, there're only two sensible ways to live. Either get really famous or enjoy as much as you can. Let's face it, unless you killed 6.6 million people or helped 6.6 million people, you're very unlikely to be famous for long. Even people who are famous in their time seldom last beyond that. Anyone remember the 2nd Sultan of Selangor? I don't either.
That leaves one option, live for yourself. In case you're wondering, yes, I'm advocating greed and self-centred-ness. Since you don't count for much in the world, the stuff you do won't count for much too. So why not just do whatever benefits you the most?
The person who matters most in anyone's life should be himself. My car, my money, my happiness, my future. It has always been about me for every human being, dumbass. Simple as that. Quit whining about how society has become so cold or selfish or uncaring etc. I call bullshit on anyone who does, because society is just becoming more frank, NOT less caring.
DJ Chinois said I was placid and a little to the gentle side. He said Aries’ traits are supposed to be the impulsor and the aggressor. I wonder if he meant, “you are suppose to be Hainanese!” But to think aside, sometimes I can also be impatient and outspoken. I am eager and can seem pushy and my assertiveness can easily transform into an aggression. Maybe I did not reflect that on my blog, should I? (By the way thanks for all that "Edmund, Your Wife is waiting for you outside!" "Edmund, Where is your wife?!" announcements. Chin you could just bury me in sand last night)
Sharon_UEP (that’s her nick) said I could write personal stuff that expresses feelings. So I said that’s what blogs are for but I asked in what sense. She said about relationship with my wife and how I not afraid to write them. Why should I be afraid? Or ashamed? Duh! She also mentioned about the Gross stuff I wrote. So I asked isn’t it fun to read, she said “Yea” “Right”
Another dude asked me "Why does it always have to be about you?" whenever someone else expresses any wish for self-gratification. Here's a question: Why can't it always be about me? I get annoyed when people ask questions like that.
Consider this, an average human lives for 70+ years. The Earth has existed for 4,600,000,000 years (wikipedia.org). Now think about this, by a generous estimate, 100 people know an average person "first degree"(Friend/family) and 500 people know him "second degree" (Friend of a friend/Acquaintance). The world population is estimated at 6,380,342,166. (wikipedia.org)
Compared to the Earth's "lifetime", you are worth less than 9 billionth of a %. Taking 500 acquaintances, less than 800 millionth of a % of the world population will give half a flying fuck if you died. All these figures point to one fact: Nobody cares. You're worth nothing at all. Isn't anonymity a bitch?
So you see, there're only two sensible ways to live. Either get really famous or enjoy as much as you can. Let's face it, unless you killed 6.6 million people or helped 6.6 million people, you're very unlikely to be famous for long. Even people who are famous in their time seldom last beyond that. Anyone remember the 2nd Sultan of Selangor? I don't either.
That leaves one option, live for yourself. In case you're wondering, yes, I'm advocating greed and self-centred-ness. Since you don't count for much in the world, the stuff you do won't count for much too. So why not just do whatever benefits you the most?
The person who matters most in anyone's life should be himself. My car, my money, my happiness, my future. It has always been about me for every human being, dumbass. Simple as that. Quit whining about how society has become so cold or selfish or uncaring etc. I call bullshit on anyone who does, because society is just becoming more frank, NOT less caring.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
A Quick Blog Summary
I have been writing in my blog for the past 3 years, so I would like to recap what I have ranted all into this post.
At the age of 30 I must say I've seen enough assholes around. They are indeed popular, the more outrageous the better I guess? What else, oh ya in the past I have people telling me fate lead me to certain decisions, well... fate hates me. I also found out that hard work is not a requirement in studies! Have you ever heard about "There is no short cut in life". This saying is bullshit.
Other facts of Life I learned.
1) Only kill yourself on rainy days, cleaners have an easier time.
2) Animal abusers deserve to be gang-raped.
3) Being a pro at CS, WOW, DOTA or whatever doesn't earn you respect, making money from it does.
4) Its better to be honest and poor than dishonest and poor.
5) Morals are subjective, apply when useful.
6) Do not bitch for or against pre-marital sex, its really none of your business.
7) Nothing is a "right" in every single place on Earth. If you feel you should dictate your life cos only your morals and beliefs are right, that's your own opinion, so keep it to yourself.
At the age of 30 I must say I've seen enough assholes around. They are indeed popular, the more outrageous the better I guess? What else, oh ya in the past I have people telling me fate lead me to certain decisions, well... fate hates me. I also found out that hard work is not a requirement in studies! Have you ever heard about "There is no short cut in life". This saying is bullshit.
Other facts of Life I learned.
1) Only kill yourself on rainy days, cleaners have an easier time.
2) Animal abusers deserve to be gang-raped.
3) Being a pro at CS, WOW, DOTA or whatever doesn't earn you respect, making money from it does.
4) Its better to be honest and poor than dishonest and poor.
5) Morals are subjective, apply when useful.
6) Do not bitch for or against pre-marital sex, its really none of your business.
7) Nothing is a "right" in every single place on Earth. If you feel you should dictate your life cos only your morals and beliefs are right, that's your own opinion, so keep it to yourself.
Monday, April 09, 2007
Yes!
I've finally brainwashed my wife into doing PC Games with me. Right now she is hooked to one particular game, which she 'thinks' she can manage. It's a dude game but I was impress she can handle "Titan Quest & Immortal Throne". Well one side effect is I don't get to use my computer as often as before and I have to drink health potion for her when there is a level Boss. I'm level 22 Muahahaha......
Monday, April 02, 2007
Down and Out
It's a real bitch to fall ill on the weekends even though I have to work. Just when you are all hype-up a day ago, you wake up in the morning with a spinning head and stomach discomfort. I'm like WTF? On Saturday? When there is so much to do? And I can't even spend my nerdy little day online since it makes the world spin more.
I managed to get my ass off bed and go to work, at about mid afternoon my brain was making 360 spins. It was unbearable. I was making frequent trips to the toilet shitting and vomiting all together. Cold sweat starting to form on my face and I turned pale. I suspected food poisoning. My wife drove me home and took good care of me.
For the whole weekend I lay sprawled on my bed like a dead rat, mouth foaming. There goes my beautiful weekend.
I managed to get my ass off bed and go to work, at about mid afternoon my brain was making 360 spins. It was unbearable. I was making frequent trips to the toilet shitting and vomiting all together. Cold sweat starting to form on my face and I turned pale. I suspected food poisoning. My wife drove me home and took good care of me.
For the whole weekend I lay sprawled on my bed like a dead rat, mouth foaming. There goes my beautiful weekend.
Friday, March 30, 2007
You Want To Be Rich To Rule The World?
Everyone wants to get rich. It's a goal that is simple to understand. There are tons of Banks & Books out there telling you how to achieve the mythical stage where you can shout to the world that you are "set for life". Of course, what you are really doing is to help these people get to that stage far faster than you. Hahaha.
But anway, now, I'm going to help you get rich. But there are some points you have to understand. There are basically two leagues of Rich people in the Malaysia, Fatty-Rich and Crazy Motherfucker-Rich. The Fatty-Rich still has to work, and earns enough to buy expensive meals, flashy cars, and big houses. The Crazy Motherfucker-Rich doesn't have to work ever again, and buys expensive restaurants, flashy planes and small islands. This is an extremely important distinction.
I will not give any advice on how to become Crazy Motherfucker-Rich in this post because I don't know either. The Malaysian consensus done recently is that you have to either be in business or the higher hierarchy of politics. The good news is that almost everyone can become Fatty rich. The better news is that Malaysia is an excellent place to do it.
(A bit of context is needed here.... My family is not rich, neither am I. We are smack in the middle of the income ladder. While no one will be buying a plane any time soon, none of us will end up on the 88th floor of KLCC looking down either. That's my target audience of this post, and hopefully it's a huge audience. If you are poverty poor, I can't help you. If you have a street on Daddy's island named after you, drop me a mail, I'd like to get to know you a whole lot better. =D (Look I even included a nice warm smile!)
Lastly, these are purely guidelines. Common sense material that you would probably have heard from your parents a dozen times. Unlike some of your parents, I will not tell you what course to take, what job to get, etc. Oh, and I'm assuming you are moderately smart at the very least. If you are stupid, go jump off a cliff or something. Ok, now that that's off my chest, let's move on.
Be realistic
People are addicted to investment manuals. It's like a fever of some sort. Sure, the premise is enticing. Get out of the rat race! Earn your first million by the age of 20! But here is a nice dose of reality for you: Forget it.
Last month I was at MPH having to come across a small pocket size booklet on Tzin Tzu Way of Getting Rich. I saw this clown who was trying very hard to memorise the booklet, obviously he couldn't afford it and he'll never going to become Tzin Tzu of tomorrow, much less the Bill Gates. So be discerning enough to differentiate between dreams and fluff. You are still stuck in a rat race, don't see private yachts in your future when there are not going to be any.
Stay in school
In my previous post I have complain about how paper-obsessed Malaysian Students and a few comments I received as saying its the status quo that will remain largely unchanged for a long time to come. Since we have established that you are going to die a rat, why not be one who can actually bring home a decent amount of cheese? So it seems that Malaysian students are put into mind that higher education = higher pay? Well I just looked at "Kelly's Salary Guide 2006" it's statistically proven. A better entry position means you are that much closer to the top of the food chain, "ceteris paribus". Do well once you have your foot in the door and other rats might be lining up to kiss your ass mighty soon. That's not too bad at all, eh?
Savings are your friend
Let's assume you have already gotten out of school and found a financially rewarding job. That is hardly the end of the story. It is extremely possible, and not too uncommon, for people to have a high income and still end up buried in a cardboard box. This is due to the fact that life is essentially unpredictable.
Lately, TheStar paper said that Malaysian will have their pay cheque wiped out by month end. Things are only getting worse. This is a generation which practically lives on credit cards. Spending their entire salary not only on things they don't need, but on stuff they might not even want. A minor crisis, that someone could easily and very well lead to a quick plunge down from KLCC for many nowadays.
Flexible morality and anal legality
"The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man." I quoted this because i have read it somewhere
Do not, however, confuse morality with legality. Malaysia is not some bleeding heart paradise where you can murder someone and get away with 20 years in jail. We do not play nice here. Furthermore, there are so many ways to lie, cheat and steal legally, it simply does not make sense to fuck around with our judiciary. Play smart, not hard. Because this counttry will always play harder.
Marriage is another option (you heard me right!)
I will be fair here, Marriage in itself is not a bad thing at all. People are increasingly seeking social, educational and financial compatibility in their relationships, so it is really unlikely that you will become worse off by tying the knot. With the pooling of equitable resources, it is even possible that a couple will be able to afford a lifestyle that neither of them can individually.
That being said, a cohabiting long term relationship is worth considering. You certainly won't lose much of the benefits you can get by marriage, and you will save on a lot of potential relationship headache stuff. An unmarried relationship involves tears and broken hearts where the couple takes it up the ass without lube and that is one mess you would do well to avoid.
But anway, now, I'm going to help you get rich. But there are some points you have to understand. There are basically two leagues of Rich people in the Malaysia, Fatty-Rich and Crazy Motherfucker-Rich. The Fatty-Rich still has to work, and earns enough to buy expensive meals, flashy cars, and big houses. The Crazy Motherfucker-Rich doesn't have to work ever again, and buys expensive restaurants, flashy planes and small islands. This is an extremely important distinction.
I will not give any advice on how to become Crazy Motherfucker-Rich in this post because I don't know either. The Malaysian consensus done recently is that you have to either be in business or the higher hierarchy of politics. The good news is that almost everyone can become Fatty rich. The better news is that Malaysia is an excellent place to do it.
(A bit of context is needed here.... My family is not rich, neither am I. We are smack in the middle of the income ladder. While no one will be buying a plane any time soon, none of us will end up on the 88th floor of KLCC looking down either. That's my target audience of this post, and hopefully it's a huge audience. If you are poverty poor, I can't help you. If you have a street on Daddy's island named after you, drop me a mail, I'd like to get to know you a whole lot better. =D (Look I even included a nice warm smile!)
Lastly, these are purely guidelines. Common sense material that you would probably have heard from your parents a dozen times. Unlike some of your parents, I will not tell you what course to take, what job to get, etc. Oh, and I'm assuming you are moderately smart at the very least. If you are stupid, go jump off a cliff or something. Ok, now that that's off my chest, let's move on.
Be realistic
People are addicted to investment manuals. It's like a fever of some sort. Sure, the premise is enticing. Get out of the rat race! Earn your first million by the age of 20! But here is a nice dose of reality for you: Forget it.
Last month I was at MPH having to come across a small pocket size booklet on Tzin Tzu Way of Getting Rich. I saw this clown who was trying very hard to memorise the booklet, obviously he couldn't afford it and he'll never going to become Tzin Tzu of tomorrow, much less the Bill Gates. So be discerning enough to differentiate between dreams and fluff. You are still stuck in a rat race, don't see private yachts in your future when there are not going to be any.
Stay in school
In my previous post I have complain about how paper-obsessed Malaysian Students and a few comments I received as saying its the status quo that will remain largely unchanged for a long time to come. Since we have established that you are going to die a rat, why not be one who can actually bring home a decent amount of cheese? So it seems that Malaysian students are put into mind that higher education = higher pay? Well I just looked at "Kelly's Salary Guide 2006" it's statistically proven. A better entry position means you are that much closer to the top of the food chain, "ceteris paribus". Do well once you have your foot in the door and other rats might be lining up to kiss your ass mighty soon. That's not too bad at all, eh?
Savings are your friend
Let's assume you have already gotten out of school and found a financially rewarding job. That is hardly the end of the story. It is extremely possible, and not too uncommon, for people to have a high income and still end up buried in a cardboard box. This is due to the fact that life is essentially unpredictable.
Lately, TheStar paper said that Malaysian will have their pay cheque wiped out by month end. Things are only getting worse. This is a generation which practically lives on credit cards. Spending their entire salary not only on things they don't need, but on stuff they might not even want. A minor crisis, that someone could easily and very well lead to a quick plunge down from KLCC for many nowadays.
Flexible morality and anal legality
"The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man." I quoted this because i have read it somewhere
Do not, however, confuse morality with legality. Malaysia is not some bleeding heart paradise where you can murder someone and get away with 20 years in jail. We do not play nice here. Furthermore, there are so many ways to lie, cheat and steal legally, it simply does not make sense to fuck around with our judiciary. Play smart, not hard. Because this counttry will always play harder.
Marriage is another option (you heard me right!)
I will be fair here, Marriage in itself is not a bad thing at all. People are increasingly seeking social, educational and financial compatibility in their relationships, so it is really unlikely that you will become worse off by tying the knot. With the pooling of equitable resources, it is even possible that a couple will be able to afford a lifestyle that neither of them can individually.
That being said, a cohabiting long term relationship is worth considering. You certainly won't lose much of the benefits you can get by marriage, and you will save on a lot of potential relationship headache stuff. An unmarried relationship involves tears and broken hearts where the couple takes it up the ass without lube and that is one mess you would do well to avoid.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Self-Esteem & Pressure
I can't believe the obsession people have with the self-esteem and the pressure they put on kids nowadays. I read the papers for the past week after SPM results was out, kids having scored 11A1 and 1 A2 was so disappointed and upset. Words like "fail" and "lose" are getting phrased too often in the education system. Hence hurting fragile feelings. I remembered getting P7 for my Bashasaa Malayu in my SPM, this marks is not "miserable failure" at that time, it's called "under-performance".
Nowadays, people blame the kids for not performing, instead during my time was blaming everyone else I "underperformed". Just blame the teacher, maid, principal, education system, society, violent video game, MetroVision (bankrupt TV Station), drugs and of course, Metallica. (Enter Sandman)
How time change, Peace!
Nowadays, people blame the kids for not performing, instead during my time was blaming everyone else I "underperformed". Just blame the teacher, maid, principal, education system, society, violent video game, MetroVision (bankrupt TV Station), drugs and of course, Metallica. (Enter Sandman)
How time change, Peace!
Monday, March 26, 2007
Eye On Malaysia
Lately people have been buzzing about the Eye On Malaysia. Countless Blogs & Multiply have mentioned it and tonnes of photos snapped. My wife has been pestering me about bringing her there, so I have done a little research so that this weekend we can go there without any boo boo. Perhaps I'll join the bandwagon, posting pictures of our outings later.Operating hours are 10am to 11pm Sunday to Thursday, 12 midnight Fridays, Saturdays and before public holidays. Tickets are available for RM15 Adult and RM8 Child.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Minipoll Updated
I forgot to mention to you guys that I have updated my Mini Poll. Don't forget to vote ya!
Give Bloggers The Rights
I have been blogging for 3 years in Blogspot now in fact during college days I have developed my own website ranting on my personal life. I can't help it but to express my disappointment on how many governments around the world is forbidding or trying to prevent the freedom of expression online. Is it not a privilege to write whatever they want to write on their personal space? I belief it’s a right that needs defending not just on bloggers but online forums and portals as well. Bloggers worldwide and even in our own country where they can face jail just for criticising the government. What rights do we have now, how can it be measured? Where is the liberal and democratic approach to such issues?
In our country I have read about the Internal Security Ministry issued warning to all local bloggers and media not to quote of publish "anti-government articles". The Ministry needs to know that the online community is bothered about free expression online and willing to stand up for it.
As quote by Lim Kit Siang (DAP) int he TheSun "Was the ministry really concerned whether the truth of falsehood are published in mainstream media, or is it only concerned about the growing, influence of blogs and Internet portals?" This is really true? What are we afraid of if we, our government is on the right track and right mind set? Like what our PM said last few weeks "If we have done nothing wrong, why should we be afraid?"
I do know in US and in UK they have policies that ensure human rights, particularly the rights to freedom of expression, association and the right to privacy are respected and protected. I guess it doesn't happen here.
If you look at the history of human kind. The Internet is a powerful force for human rights, enabling the free flow of ideas and information around the world. But some governments have sought to reduce this freedom. People have been locked up just for expressing their views in an email or a website. Sites and blogs have been shut down and firewalls built to prevent access to information. Companies have restricted Internet searches to stop people accessing information that repressive governments don’t want them to see.
I belief we have failed to respect, protect and promote the rights to freedom of expression, association and privacy, and the rights of human rights defenders.
If i have lost all my memories the next day you will know what happened to me, some ministry brain wash me. :P Last but not the least you should check this local blogger out. extremely popular blog that takes an independent approach to Malaysian politics and society. Its editor, Jeff Ooi, was threatened with imprisonment, at the beginning of October 2004.
In our country I have read about the Internal Security Ministry issued warning to all local bloggers and media not to quote of publish "anti-government articles". The Ministry needs to know that the online community is bothered about free expression online and willing to stand up for it.
As quote by Lim Kit Siang (DAP) int he TheSun "Was the ministry really concerned whether the truth of falsehood are published in mainstream media, or is it only concerned about the growing, influence of blogs and Internet portals?" This is really true? What are we afraid of if we, our government is on the right track and right mind set? Like what our PM said last few weeks "If we have done nothing wrong, why should we be afraid?"
I do know in US and in UK they have policies that ensure human rights, particularly the rights to freedom of expression, association and the right to privacy are respected and protected. I guess it doesn't happen here.
If you look at the history of human kind. The Internet is a powerful force for human rights, enabling the free flow of ideas and information around the world. But some governments have sought to reduce this freedom. People have been locked up just for expressing their views in an email or a website. Sites and blogs have been shut down and firewalls built to prevent access to information. Companies have restricted Internet searches to stop people accessing information that repressive governments don’t want them to see.
I belief we have failed to respect, protect and promote the rights to freedom of expression, association and privacy, and the rights of human rights defenders.
If i have lost all my memories the next day you will know what happened to me, some ministry brain wash me. :P Last but not the least you should check this local blogger out. extremely popular blog that takes an independent approach to Malaysian politics and society. Its editor, Jeff Ooi, was threatened with imprisonment, at the beginning of October 2004.
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