Ooooh Ahhhh

"Ummm haaaa"

"Ooooh ahhhh"

"Ahhhh Waaaah"

"Hissss Ahhhhh"

Oh man i am so high right now. This place is awesome! Why didn't I think of coming here few hours ago?

"Ooooh Ahhh"

My BED...

Nite! ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

Guide to Better Living after Marriage

People say after marriage the true self will reveal itself and it should be for better living.

I just had a nice and wonderful dinner and I'm farting through my mouth everything. Burp Burpppp Bruuurp!!! I am reaching deep within to bring up the nastiest, smelliest gas. It may even hurt coming up my troat but, the result is well worth the effort. Buuuurrrrppp!!!

ZZZZZzzzzt Piffff Pweeet Pooooot, that's my little fart, those are usually smelly. I gotta fart before I go to bed. Is it gonna be loud? No it shouldn’t be, let me see...

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

OMG people in Subang Jaya could have heard that!!

Vows?

Weekend was awesome! Had great fun with my fiance and friends, I need not mention more visit our multiply site.

"I, give you this ring, wear it with love and joy. I choose you to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward for better or for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish as long as we both shall live."

Thats the traditional wedding vow I know of.

People have been asking me about vows, am I prepared for it? I don't remember anything about vows?? Is it a must to say them? Anyhow I could try maybe during the registration, I will approach that person who will read us our vows with an offer.

I'll give him RM100 if he'll change the wedding vows. As he get to the part where I'm suppose to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'll ask him to leave that part out, that's boring!

I had this better one for that dude for RM100 I'll make him say "You will you promise to castrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

Hahaha!!! Wifey, if you're reading this post it's just a joke to make this post interesting. It's not real, it's fictional, not real, not real at all, ummmmm...... I'll stick to the traditional vow!

Bye!!

It's Friday!!!

Wow, what a week! I’m looking forward to the weekend party with my dearly beloved. I have received some good feedback from friends all over. But I told myself that I won't just listen but to do some action by myself. Anyhow actions still speak louder than words. It’s been a sweet time for me, however, I have a great feeling about the future plans that are taking a new direction with my new vision. I’ll share with you later once things have settled down and plan for.

Tax Returns

Is there anything more boring, more mind numbingly fucking tedious than rummaging around in boxes of receipts and then having to type all the shit into the computer? Still, all that number crunching and pen pushing will be forgotten later, because today is FRIDAY!!! Yea baby!, it'll be a kickass weekend and in a few hours that bastard income tax filling routine will be the last thing on my mind. Bring it on! Let's paaaaaaaaaarty!!!!

Bachelor Party?

I have never been to a bachelor party before nor have been instrumental in organizing any. Neither was I involve or in the spotlight myself. But I was contemplating whether to have one or not? Bachelor party has always been in my mind as most tend to be wild and rather insane party while giving us the story of my life and lots of conversion. We will see how it goes. Anyway it's only 6 days before my status changes.

Alpha Male

You know I've been thinking, I Can Never work under anyone! Why all of a sudden this thought? Met up with a few ex-colleagus over the weekend from previous 2 companies that I worked in. They have reminded me constantly everytime when i meet them, how a rebel I was. Frequent argument with boss and management. I'm such a Bitch! No one takes my opinion seriously and I get angry whenever the boss changes things I do. I guess whenever a male and male is put in a same environment having testis hormone charge both wants to be Alpha Male.

In my experience, tt is always a bad idea to have more than one alpha male in one environment. As in most companies, not all employees workplace get along. Sometimes, the claws scratches even though they are not directed to you.

Below is an example of me having conversation with my ex-Boss:- (I'm Alpha Male 2)

Alpha Male 1: Rarr rarr ra rarr rar rarr?

Alpha Male 2: Rar rarara rarr....

Alpha Male 1: Rarr rarr ra rarr rar rarr!

Alpha Male 2: Rarr ra RARR!!

Alpha Male 1: Rarr rarrrarr RARR RAR!!!!

Alpha Male 2: RaARAaRrARRARARRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both Alpha Males: RAR RAR RARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holiday KaU KaU

Selamat DepaRaya this marks the end of 2006. Can't belief that is almost year end and I've been reading my past blog, gave me a sense of achivements or sort of resolution that I managed to fulfill.

Today would be my last day working as I'll be taking a short leave for Hari Raya. I'll be back on October the 25th. So no post, no updates. I'm really excited about this Raya holidays need that quality time spend with my gf at my kampong. Kamponging at my kampong is the bestest thing ever! Kampong saya Buket Fraser jom mai keta pigi sana holiday KaU KaU!

For Smokers Only 18SX

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro, In the Salem high country
I Always carry a MildSeven
I rode on a White Horse Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bad made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!!

A Letter

A friend of mine has requested my help to write a letter to her company. I was briefed by her verbally about her company's issue so that I get a better sense of what is going on in the organization. Upon perception what I was briefed the following letter is what I have drafted out for her to be submitted to the management on her last day of work.

Dear Boss

For the duration that I am in this company I realized that this is the worst career experience I've ever had. This company has many issues and one of it, is its weak foundation in the National and International level recognition and the lack of experiences in the organization. There is no solid well built direction in formalizing any projects. I personally felt that every project that we go through is by pushing our luck and hope that something good will come out of it. Yet, I do not believe we as employees whether new or old, should be held responsible of such problems that are already an on going issue for the past few years. On top of that the management is right about one thing, the “ill and weak” will not be suitable for this job hence the letter of my resignation. I can't understand how people can make it this far in the professional community.

P/S: I personally think that personalities in this organization stink.

Warmest Regards,

To protect the indentity of this women, her name will be witheld.

A Very Big Thanks

My blog visits has doubled in the past few weeks. I just want to welcome those who are new here and of cause not forgeting my regular readers. Without you guys keeping me entertained with your comments and messages I wouldn't have blog til this day. If there are any insights or things that you might want to see in my blog please do drop me a message. Will release my blog statistics update in a few days time.

MSN Chat

Sometimes I wonder what do other couples talk about in MSN Messenger. No comments please.

Why I Love Thee

I've been writing every night, the only time I can be quiet by myself. The only time i can really write and be who I am in front of my computer. I would like to do something a little different tonight. It's only 14 days away and after all I'm feeling especially mushy mushy tonight. You will never see me write anything like this in my blog and you might never see it again after today and here it goes.

I know sometimes when in a relationship we forget the magical moments we experienced when we were first discovering each other. You know, those moments when our heart races or our breath quickens. We actually feel the power of love just by looking at someone. Soon, the reality of life takes over, it begins to crowd out those romantic feelings and soon you have something comfortable, something special but something that it's very easy to take for granted.

And I take my Fiancé for granted. What I took granted for is a lot of her love for me and I receive every bits of it and treat her the person in my life that she is. I forget to tell her how much better every single day is, just because she is in it with me. I pulled away from my past and she has given me the reason to start over, stood by me, never pushing me, never making me felt un-noticed.

Instead, she loved me as she always has loved me unconditionally and trustworthy. I never had to lose any of my belly for her to love me or to consider me attractive. She saw all that I'm uncovering now including my hairy ass, from that very first moment I saw her. When the world treated me like I was invisible, she was the only one who can see me. She held my hand and was never ever ashamed to present me to the world as the one she loves.

And she's the one that I love every day, in every way. I love being able to tell her anything without fear of being judged or reprimanded. I love how she makes me laugh and taught me how to make life fun. I love her for telling me it was okay to share all my thoughts with her and not to keep it inside me like I always do.

She gave me her heart, she gave me an extended finger for me to place a ring and who accepted me and my family. I know when I'm with her, love doesn't leave, no matter how bad things can get. I love you Carmen from this moment on, and forever. Thank you for being my biggest fan of my blog and for a thousand other reason why I love you.

Yes, I don't feel that mushy anymore therefore i can stop by now I feel a little kinky. Now here's a post about how I touch myself everynight and it goes like this, imagine pumping a shotgun.

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.....

KickAss Weekend!

Let me recap what I did over the weekends!

• Friday = Clubbing
• Saturday = Clubbing
• Sunday = Clubbing in my dreams

I Read My Past Blogs

I occasionally read my past blogs and I'm always horrified by my spelling, grammar and overall sucky proof reading. I switch the words 'Right' and "Write" all the time. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with me. It's not like I don't know the difference between the 2 words. I'm just really not sure why my mind decides that it should work. Its slightly embarrassing. If anyone might have thought I was intelligent and they see my daily ramblings in this blog, they would quickly re-think their assessment. I switch around "their" and "there" all the time. "Your" and "You're". Really. I'm fucking retarded. So I would like to take this time to say my bad. I suck. But I mean well. Eventually I will actually start to pay attention to what I'm writing here (not hear) and not seem so retarded. Really. I seem kinda retardedly cute. :)

Friday The 13th

Been sitting at my computer for the past 5 minutes just waiting for the clock to strike 12 midnight and it's officially Friday the 13th. It's a day that has some kind of unlucky charm and misfortune befell on people! Do you believe in any superstition?

I don't believe in this crap, it's just that movie that made everyone scared, haha what badluck shitz?! Nothing's happenin?

Argh! ChowCheeBai!! I just broke my pinky finger nail that I kept it growing for past 3 months...... screeeeaaaaaaammmmmmm!!! I can't dig my nose, teeth and butt hole no more!! Damn you Friday the 13th, this is the WORST DAY of my entire life!!

Noooooooo!

Had to cut that damn fucker off!

I'm gonna keep this in my museum

Rough Sex

I haven't been writting anything on Sex lately, maybe on this post I could share a little bit on what to say to you lover to get him/her mad so you can have some rough sex! I belief there's nothing wrong with enjoying rough sex but if you decide not to continue reading please stop here otherwise continue. I don't really advise that you actually piss your partner off in order to get it, like strangling for instance or if you say something wrongly that really makes your partner mad or hurts feelings, it could backfire and mess up your relationship. (assuming that you want your partner still :)

Well firstly just tell your partner you want to have rough sex! Tell your partner your imagination that gets you hot and turn on. I give you a good example of mine... to be pushed around, held down both hands, called names like "you animal" "tiger growl", use words like "fuck me hard!" "deeper!" "ride me like a horse!" "who's ya daddy?!" "spank me baby!" (which you actually spank your partners ass). Alright go try it out, instead of going through all that normal routine. I'm going to bed.

p/s: I do hold any responsibilities for any unfortunate circumstances (injuries) between you and your partner while engaging in rough sex.

Time

Can someone find the remote control for time? Cos it's passing me by wa-a-a-a-a-ay too slow!!

Bridal House Sweep!

Today was a public holiday and I was suppose to work but had a very extreamly good excuse. I belief my staff would hate me for not turning up for work where by I told them there is no off day. I had to go empty my wallet, Bridal House shopping.

If you're staying around PJ area the best place to shop for bridal stuff would be in SS2, they have about 6 or 7 bungalows converted into Bridal Houses and all within reach. Very impressive indeed in terms of their interior decorations. Anyway after a few hours of Bridal House hop we have decided on one which is Vogue Collection right next to Mon' Lisa. I belief it's Vogue, couldn't really remember the names, after awhile it gets really confusing having been through all the Bridal Houses there. Every sales person says the same thing ZZZZZZzzzzz but we are very particular about their collections size, make up qualities and photography expertise.

We have decided at Vogue's most pricey package of RM 4,288.00. If I can remember well here are the packages that was listed. (All bridal houses refused to give us their leaflets and brochure due to tough competition around that area) So i had a task to remember all that was said and written and comparing them in my head. (Carmen, please correct me if I'm wrong)

Packaged:

• Wedding Day- 2 Designer Gowns, 2 Designer Evening Gowns


• Photo Shoot - 2 wedding gowns, 2 evening gowns, 2 Costume


• 8 man suit


• Make-up, hair setting, body art, nail polish, colour spray, body powder


• Included all accessary


• Car deco inclusive of convoy


• Fake hand flowers and Fresh flowers


• 1 big album (20pages With Effects and Non-Effects Design) non-gloss 15"x20"


• 1 small album (20pages, same photo or otherwise)


• 60 photos "ji mui photo" (photos that will be distributed to crazy $blood$ sucking chicks)


• Studio shoot and off-site shoot (Local within State)


• Free 1 table photo, 1 Huge Frame photo, C-DR copy, DVD Slide Show, Guessbook.

Payment Terms: (I hate this part!)

30% Upon Confirmation
30% To try and confirm wedding and evening gowns.
30% To snap photos
10% To collect photos
RM1,000.00 Deposit for the loan of gowns.

Not to mention that Vogue has some fresh VIP gowns by popular local designers Michael Ong and Khoon Hooi which I don't really know who they are. They need 6 months lead time to get everything done for us. So doing it soon will be better. I really hope that I don't have to go back and forth to Vogue but I belief we are given no choice. I was told that tiny bit of changes in photographs and gown fittings will need us to be there.

Next mahem will be shopping for our new Furnitures for the new house!! Die standing!

I've Been Thinking...

In this past few days I feel most alive when I know my lover is enthusiastic and never lets me feel bored. She is someone who will put on a smile for me all the time and especially not difficult to please. I know my relationship is lasting and I always look to the future with the one I can grow and team up with to handle and solve any situations. I think of marriage as something precious, something that requires both parties to get to it and it's never a one persons job. In this moment, I am glad to get to where I am now and I couldn't have done it without her help, experience and determination.