Year of Pigs!

Just for Laugh!
Sounds "logical" deduction of pigs..

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
hence,
Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if,
Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
in other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
hence,
Men = Pigs + earn money
if,
Men - earn money = Pigs
in other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep>
Hence,
Women = Pigs + spend
if,
Women - spend = Pigs
in other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs
Summary:
Men earn money not to let women spend become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!
Men + Women = 2 Pigs

Wish all the pigs happy forever.

I'm Back!!

I was back last Friday! It was a great holiday, although I feel like I need another one now to recover from it. I’ll start bloging once I am fully awake!

Koh Samui Here We Come!

Sawadikap......Finally a long break that I have been waiting for to spent it with my wife. I'm pretty hype-up about this trip. We are going to Koh Samui on the 1st Day of Chinese New Year which is on the 18th February 2007. I have not been there but I have read some good reviews. If any of you have been there please let me know how's it's like? So far I've only seen pictures of sand, beaches and naked girls. Will be back 23rd February. Till then Kongsi Kongsi, and to those who MSN for ang pao please read my blog on Jumping Into 4 Ekor

To Use Protection is Good, BUT........

I never had to use one before and I had dreaded the very day when i would be forced to. Sure, I know I should always try to protect myself but it just feels so much better to go without it, you know? I don’t need that extra… barrier. I just want to get things done and I will feel nice. I don’t want to have to reach for something else. You know what i mean?

Besides, it’s not as though i haven’t heard several complaints about it lately, as much as the media is encouraging the use of it. They keep saying it would be so much better and safer if everybody used one. So i knew it’s inevitable that some day, i would have to use it. My only wish was that the days before then would be prolonged for as much as possible.

I knew that those days had come to an end. When I had to use the RHB DotCom Card the latest security feature implemented by RHB Banks that puts the inconvenience into the formerly convenient internet banking. this, ladies and gentlemen, is the RHB DotCOm security card.

Facts About V - Day!

Ok as we burn rubber through yet again another year, Valentine's Day is fast approaching. I never thought I will write another post on Valentine's but this time it's different as I will be celebrating with my lovely wife. I found recently on the net that Valentine's Day is NOT an occasion of equality between the sexes, based on spending habits and perceptions around the world.

Let me explain and I speak for myself, we men said they plan to spend an average of RM500 for their partner, while the average for women is RM100. More than a third of women, about 39 percent, said they didn't plan to spend anything this Feb. 14 for their significant other. Most men, 71 percent, said they plan a night out at town, while 66 percent men predicted they'll go with flowers on Valentine's Day. The DNMS (dinner-dance-movie-sex) date night was also cited by both men and women, 62 percent, as their preferred gift. Well, just a food for thought on equality. Now I'm not saying it's gender bias but men are genetically generous, modest and gentlemen like creatures, don't you agree? Ahem.

Dirty Jokes

1. Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
   Mom asked "How do you know?"
   Girl replied "Last night when we made love, his cock was still inplastic cover."
   
2. Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."
   Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."
   2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You gotnice house."
   
3. After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
   Man asked: "Why? Want to have sex again?"
   Thai Girl replied: "No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have onebefore."
   
4. Women's lives are hard. Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes.
   
5. To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stand she rubs it.To make it stiff she licks it. To let it in she pushes it. True?Threading a needle is not easy.
   
6. Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:"Anyone got a cock?"
   All men rose."I meant anyone seen a cock?"
   All women rose."I mean anyone seen my cock?"
   All nuns rose.
   
7. A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said" Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."
   
8. Girl: "Mom what is a penis?"
   Mom: "When you become a good girl you will get one."
   Girl: "But mom what if I am not a good girl?"
   Mom: "Then you will get many!"
   
9. A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:"
   If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
   Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."
   
10. Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."
    Teacher: "Why?"
    Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."
    
11. Two sperms talking on mobile.
    1st: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you closeby?"
    2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing thetonsils."
    
12. Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS. This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought.

Random Thoughts

It's thinking time for me. I was going to post up this long thing that I was thinking about whether what I need in my life now. But it got longer and longer and the more I wrote, the more I had to write, so I haven't completed it yet. But maybe I'll just give you some food for thought first. I was thinking what I would think about regarding the needs and wants in my life now at the age of 30. The main things afflicting a person of my age group are usually one or all of the below by Ranking:

1. Appearance - Small moon orbiting around my waist as though a round planet.
2. $Money$ - Buying lottery makes me mad, always missing one number.
3. Health - Can't get out of my car, steering wheel got wedged on my belly.
4. Friendship - Recruiting Now, need by June, help in breaking down gate and door to get wife.
5. ......

Bad Addiction

Hello People, my name is EDMaestro. I am a Computer Game Addict (like forever). Whenever I start a game, I'm really into it, like I'm one with the Matrix. So whenever I'm plugged in, any talking, calling and shouting I won't hear it. I won't realize it until there is frustrasted heavy walking, angry door slamming and other irritated loud noises coming from my wife.

Night At The Museum

I had a weird dream last night that I was working in Museum Negara being chased around by Hang Tuah and Hang Jebat. It's true! but anyway "The Night At The Museum" movie was quite funny, reminded me alot of Jumanji. (the jungle board game that came alive remember?). I would have probably laughed harder if my wife's laughter can be softer than mine. HAHAHAHA, there we go. It was a good change from the usual love or action or horror movies. Go check it out.