Punctuate it correctly

An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

HAHAHA....

Just got Up, I...

I drove to Penang yesterday

I drove back from Penang yesterday

I went to the toilet 5 times yesterday

I shitted shatted 5 times yesterday

I just got up today,

I am late for work today,

I am ithchy today,

I am stratching my balls today.

Brain Test, See Picture

Now read on... Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. What they will see are the nine dophins.

Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 3 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted.

Women In IT

I Did It!

I've actually saved this post for later posting but i guess it is time to let it out.

Something happened to me a few days ago in China. I was in a crowded place, a very tense place and it was a hot and steamy day. I was doing some shopping in this Suzhou Mall and walking around to buy a shoe which i did and suddenly sparkles of bright shinning light caught my eye. I look up to see the source of the light. I saw a place where MAN like us, dread most. The Jewelry Shop!! Dum Dum Dum Da Dummmm......!

I did the unimaginable which was walking towards the light. Every steps i took I swore i hear people screaming and shouting at me not to follow into the light. But to their dissapointment the force of the light was too strong. The moment i woke up, my foot was already on the jewelry shop floor and the door behind me close. I was trapped and that was a point of no return.

Never in my life I ever felt that I am a prince charming with shining armor coming out straight from a jewelry shop with an open box of a Diamond Ring holding up in the sky shouting... NOOOOOOO!! But with a happy face. 'Molto perfetto e romantico!' uh huh! Am i supposed to feel the pinch on my wallet or feel flattered that I bought a proposal Ring for my GF.

While I was still in China I thought of all the proposal methods there are by the books. And I had one in mind. But you know what? Last night there was a li'l conflict in me. I was contemplating and lost my patience and I was eager, very eager. My heart was in Drum & Bass with sweat coming down my face, to tell her "Will you marry me?". My a mind was boggling, dilemma... dilemma... it was getting really really hard. So i did what was right, i knelt and propose to her and flip out the ring! Her expression was "Aren't you suppose to wear that for me?"

Doh well.. life is good and interesting... moving on....

Back at Last!

China is definitely a very intense city to live in things are happening constantly. People come and go unbelievably so freaking fast and I was caught up in the middle of it. It was fun at times, i admit but somehow i felt extremely overwhelmed in past few days some people might say "oh it's nothing". Well, try to live here. I wondered if i was having my 'Hainan Air' all the time in China cos sometimes people here just pisses me off. Especially if that person im dealing with is getting into my nerves.

So yesterday i touched down in KLIA around 9:00pm and just got home at about 9:40pm. My gf picked me up from the airport. She told me she was at the airport since 8.00pm. I asked her why she was so early, then she said afraid of the jam and rain, poor visibility etc etc. Heh, i bet she misses me very much. God it was a very beautiful sight.

China Blog Entry Part 12

The first thing I want to eat when I get back to KL is anything everything that is NOT oily. Gosh everything i eat here is soaked in bowl full of oil! No... it's not soup but in yellow and red oil. I crave so much of Japanese food that i had to have some for dinner last night. It was delicious! only RM50 eat all you can shushi, sashimi, fresh oysters, shrimp etc etc.

I did some packing just now and i realized that the luggage i brought from KL is now full and i had to abandon some clothings behind. Why? Because of the things i bought for people, suveniors and stuff not healthy to your lungs.

I'm going to miss China (NOT). The only thing i can't tolerate here is their mentality. If the brain has problem everything you do has problems. Sigh. If you think KL, Penang, Johor, Semenyih drivers/motorcylist are mad? Wait till you get to China! Only then you will notice Malaysian drivers have the most humanity in them. I can frankly tell you readers that I cherish my life alot now having been here in China for the first time.

Anyway I will be leaving Suzhou China at about 8:45am to the bus station getting me to Pudong ShangHai Airport and about 2:30hrs ride there. My plane should be leaving 3:35pm. I am very lucky to have someone picking me up from KLIA. Someone familiar and a face I wanted to see since 8 days ago from the day i left KL.

China Blog Entry Part 11

ShangHai Trip

1) ShangHai's Prettiest

2)ShanHai Tan

3)ShangHai Jam

4)ShangHai 'Suai Ke'

China Blog Entry Part 10

Ni hao. This will be my last opportunity to update this Blog from China. I may not have the time to blog tomorrow as I will be pack with work. I have sqeezed my busy schedule into 1 week instead of the planned 3 weeks in Suzhou. Today itself is a busy day for me, did alot of traveling from one district to another meeting up with raw material suppliers. I must admit that getting raw materials here is very affordable and cheap therefore makes it feasible for me to souce it here and sell it back home. But of cos it needs alot of bargaining power here. I need to do alot of precise calculation on costing as well as the logistic cost back to Malaysia. If i make a mistake it will cost me and may not make any money out of it.

I know i did not cover my trip much and about China, I'm here for business not leisure i guess. Instead of writting stuff now I just thought of posting lots of weird pictures captured on my Handphone. I really miss home, miss Loft, miss Flam, miss my car and most of all I really miss my char bao at Semenyih village. I hope the people in Malaysia misses me too.

China Blog Entry Part 9

Bus Ventilation
Transportation that brought me around
Suzhou Peach Farm
Electric Motor cum Bicycle
Recycle Motor

China Blog Entry Part 8

Garbage Collector

Suzhou Streets

Pork Noodle

BasketBall Machine at side of street

Musical Water Fountain

China Blog Entry Part 7

I was walking around town in a place similar to The Curve Damansara but much much bigger and tonnes things to see and buy. I wanted to get some stuff for my gf and i went into this shop looking at soft cute stuff. Something happened, I accidentally molested a cute soft toy. I haven't been with my girlfriend for few days now so pardon me k... Ok what happened you ask?

I was looking at this cute furry chinese soft toy, then i started cuddling it. Don't know why maybe that cuteness resembles something of my gf. So "we" got into snugglin' and I started kissing this soft furry face and snuggling it harder and the hugging got longer and longer and it gave me such a great sense of intimacy. I was putting my face its face and neck and tummy and then all of a suddenly some girls were sniggling behind me. Man they might be thinking I was the biggest pervert on earth. I was totally uncomfortable. I need help! Help me! Help this furry toy! Get it away from me before i cum.

p/s: I might have exaggerated it a little. It wasn't really intimate...... it was all in my head.

China Blog Entry Part 6

I heard, I noticed and i've experienced it myself. I might be wrong to come to this conclusion because i've only been here for less than 3 days. However, this is what i think and feel for now, everything and everyone in this city is always in a rush especially how people walk and the (unquestionable!) taxi and lorry drivers, among other things people always have schedule, things to do, where to go, people to meet, etc. time is extremely crucial here. Fast. Fast. Fast. no time for nonsense at all. Take it or leave it. Always know where you're going, what you wanna say, what you wanna do before you even make a tiny move. Otherwise, you gotta move away or else! however, 1 thing, that i've noticed and i thought i was the only one thinking this way and apparently am not, is that people in this city does everything super fast. Knowing myself of how i think or expect and what i would do, i know i have to adjust SUPER FAST and lower my expectations on people super low, before i get myself into a mess. Oh and other thing i experience, people here talk EXTREMELY LOUD. And im getting use to it now... THE RIDE IS JUST GETTING START AND IT'S ABIT SHOCKING YEA. Man ive learned to talk loud. I just need a li'l time to get used to. Where is my damn cigarette? knnnccb! Ok bye i need some oxygen.

Picture: Night Driving, Pork Ribs eat with plastic glove, lake front, apartment opposite.

China Blog Entre Part 5

Had a meeting this morning with my China parts suppliers which is like an hour away from my apartment. Anyway after the meeting he decided to bring me to lunch. Well i thought to myself what extraordinary food am i going to feed on this time?

He took us to a olden designed restaurent that resembles the Chinese Dynasty palaces. I really don't know he said to the waitress but i know he said bring the best dish. Omg! The best dishes meant abalone and shark fins soup.

BUT even better than those. I had Duck's tongues as appetizer served cold. These tongues were kind of bigger than the other chicken tongues I'd had, so I asked are you sure they're ducks? For a while there was some confusion because someone suggested they were actually pig tongues, and we laughed, pig tongues would look totally different, probably like little cow tongues. But I'm certain these were duck tongues because I know the Mandarin Chinese word for duck is "yah-zi" and it also means male prostitute (gigolo). One that makes a ton of cash entertaining rich married ladies. Maybe i should consider being one myself thinking that I would need to pay for my wedding soon.

I had other weird dishes such as chicken spare parts soup, lakeweed vegetable, freshwater snake, tiny scrimp, claypot raddish pork, a flat looking fish and 2 other dishes of slimmy vegetable. I really like this lunch. Really my type of lunch and taste of food. Yum yum.

Duck's Tongue

Mini Scrimp (adult)

Chicken Spare Parts Soup

I forgot to take a picture of the chicken ass

China Blog Entry Part 4

People asked me which part of China. I'm in Suzhou High Tech Village, very similar to Putrajaya/Cyberjaya. The Suzhou High-Tech Zone is east of Suzhou, adjenct to Shanghai. Many foreign enterprises such as the Fortune 500s and Taiwan investment come here.

We went to an area near the Ji Chang Road (or Airport Road) in Suzhou. It is a street in the city of Suzhou, but named after the Hong Qiao Airport. It is funny that people in Suzhou can access the airport more convinient than some in Shanghai. It is true.

Tall residential areas and massive town houses and villas around the lake area. I'm staying in one of the apartment facing the lake. There are new business centers and commerical areas. Suzhou gave me and impression of a new and modern Shanghai . Wait. It is better than KL!

I just got back from dinner not long ago, the driver drove me down town of Suzhou and this place suprised me with 5.5 million people cramp in this small city. Imagine the night life. yea imagine! True enough old women's saying Suzhou has the prettiest girls in China. I will agree on that. It's hard not to look elsewhere without catching a sight of a women infront of your path. I can see why some senior Malaysians (malaysian man who has difficulty in finding a wife locally) prefer to stay back and get married there or even bring back a wife from China. In every square inch there is 4 people standing in it, picture the crowd. It's an eye opener for me.

With the amount of Malaysians here, I'm lucky to enjoy many local food like roti canai, murtabak and nasi lemak. That's good enough for me. Talking about beer, dirt cheap not that i had drinks but they displayed prices outside pubs premises. It's so cheap i can bath myself in it. Well that's all for today.... gotta get some rest before sun rise and oh yah sun rises at 5.00am here during summer.

China Blog Entry Part 3

The place which I'm staying in for few weeks. Nice apartment.

China Blog Entry Part 2

Hello from ShangHai. I've touched down in Pudong International Airport of Shanghai at 7:00am sharp. My brain is telling me that this is going to be a long entry, and I might have to finish it tomorrow but i can always cheat.

The first ever toilet i used in China is the airport toilet. Such a big toilet but only 2 pee bowls and queue is easily form behind me like a train. I stepped out from the airport with a heat wave at 39C with no wind. Humidity none! Man any longer in this hot sun and i may get a heat stroke. Took a ride 2.5hrs to Suzhou south of Shanghai.

Arrived Suzhou 9.15am had Tim Sum Breakfast. Then back to an apartment nearby. Quickly setup my wireless router, turned on my PC bam! im online! Wrote an email to my gf told her that im ok and misses her lots. MSN my office to get updates, arrange a few payments for my suppliers and pay my credit card bills.

I need rest, my eyes hasn't been sleeping since 1:40am this morning, I couldn't sleep in the plane with this chick coughing and sneezing sitting next to me. Requested for a headset and watched 2 movies. Kept me busy for the whole duration of 5hrs. Worked but I'm like a zombie now. Alright then, I'm going to bed for some good rest.

China Blog Entry Part 1

I'm leaving for Suzhou, China on a business trip tonight and this is a shorter “unofficial” entry on my upcoming China experience. I should, theoretically, still have internet access to post to this weblog and I will update on my experiences. Pictures will be posted whenever i take any pictures. I just found out i need power converters for my notebook and handphone charger. I was told i can get it there in China. To be frank, without it I would feel disconnected from the world. My flight is on 16th August 1.40am flying MAS. I will be there for at least 3 weeks and to all my drinking buddies please get drunk on my behalf.

In the past few days I've been practicing some useful mandarin and this is what I've learned.

1) Wor Tze Chung Quo Ren

2) Massage chai na li?

3) Wor yau her chiew, na li?

4) Tiow Ni

5) wor yau cher Bai Kut Teh

6) Wor Sir Leng chai

7) Wor yau chue tar pien

8) Wor yau chue she she

9) Poo yau hamsap wor

10) Wor Ai wor de Nu Peng Yo

I'm A Terrorist

Pooooot! Everybody does it even dogs do it. Sometimes it comes out very loud sometimes it makes no sound at all sometimes it's deadly, sometimes not but no matter, when it happens, either you laugh about it or you curse the person who does it big time. I mean, it is a natural thing to do but sometimes some people just incredibly love doing it and the people around them have to suffer from it. Yes, people i'm talking about burp or fart.

Since it's a natural thing to do. Imagine that you are eating in a restaurant full of people, them enjoying their food then suddenly a deadly gas attack which I cannot control. Few seconds later I hear people from the next table saying "I thought durian season is over? Smells good". I almost fell off my chair upon hearing that. All I'm thinking is the durian i ate last night was some good shit.

TLC

Trust, Loving & Care might seem as very simple words, but as a matter of fact, it's a HUGE word. Not many people can do and not many are trustworthy. People said that in relationship, trust, honesty and communications are some of the most important elements. Man, how accurate that statement is. I learnt 1st hand how hard it is to TLC someone, especially when there was a moment in the past that shattered everything I once believed in. For years, it haunts me. Really it does. For years, it always comes between me and whomever I care about. It's tiring and energy consuming for me.

I learned that you can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. Though it wasn't easy at all for me to see it but I came to realize that not everybody was the same. I have to make peace within myself in order to move on. As hard as finding a needle in a haystack, there're still good people out there, and i am very fortunate to know one, Carmen Y.C.G.

With this new person in my picture now i've learnt that giving TLC is extremely easy. I once thought it was hardest thing on earth to do. Indeed it's very important in every type of relationship. None can work without it. TLC can be developed over time if you give the other person a chance to prove themselves and let them earn it. uhmm ONLY if you're willing and you truly care about the person. In the past few months, i had the best GF i've ever met in my life who had been showing me 1st hand about myself, relationship, the importance of TLC and communication, and how rough and tough life can be to certain people, yet I still manage to come out of it with flying colors. I haven't learnt that much yet, but considering what i have with me now, i just made a huge step in growing up with my GF's help. Thank you.

Lesson to be Learn

PRODUCT: JW WHISKY BLACK LABEL
SITUATION: HAPPENING MAN!
MOOD: THIRSTY
PARTICIPANT: 4
TASTE:
"Nose: A complex of aromas, dry smokiness mixing with raisin sweetness, freshened by orange zest and citrus oils.
Palate: Smooth, with a deep challenging flavour packed with rich smoky malt and peat. Sweet vanillas in the background combine with a tang of burnt raisins."
PROGRESS: GONE IN 30 MINUTES
RESULT: FOUR DRUNKED HORNY MONKEYS

Time Change People Change

Time changes so do people but do feelings change? I guess they do, depends on the circumstances but when they do, we look back to our past, and what come to our mind was "what the heck was i thinking?" or "what on earth did i see from that person?" Nevertheless, i have learned that whatever we had done in the past or whoever we've encountered in our life, each has always something to teach us about ourselves and the life we live in.

My mind was busy recently trying to understand my past and i couldn't find the answer I asked myself where was the feeling i used to have? I searched and it was nowhere to be found. it;s gone. All i can say is that i truly am a new person. I grew up and i'm still growing. There will always be little part of my past still linger in me but nothing more. It's funny how different my perspectives towards people now compared to the past. Is it because i've seen things and learned more now? I guess it's true what they say that time heals however, the question is does it always? to what extent? Besides, doesn't the person need to allow themselves to be healed?

And as for now, I'm pretty happy with what I have now with me. I have made a point to myself that Ed's life needs an upgrade and it won't be possible without the support from my gf.

Growing Up

Many people asked where's the update!? Thousand apologies yah.....

You know there were times when i wish i could just stay being a kid!! Never grew up!! However, no I gotta say that being a grown up is actually good, in a way, it's already the beginning of the month to the kids out there i just wanna say grow up, but make sure you earn some good $$ 'coz end of the month = bills and paying bills is a Bitch!! other than that life is good :)