I need to renew my passport soon because I want to spent my Honeymoon. Currently, I am contemplating whether to snap photos in my current bloated form or wait till this balloony me deflates a little. I realised recently my pants are shrinking, no wait. Muahahha... what's this flabby flesh like flubber thing hanging off my torso? Oh it's my marriage present, meet uncle tummy. Wiggle wiggle wiggle..... hehehehe.
I've got so many question, should I cut my negro like hair?
How can I open my eyes bigger?
Should I show my teeth when I smile? (some dentist lost business for 15 years)
I want to make myself lean and mean again but futile.
What gotten into me?, Oh I'm such a dick.
I've got so many question, should I cut my negro like hair?
How can I open my eyes bigger?
Should I show my teeth when I smile? (some dentist lost business for 15 years)
I want to make myself lean and mean again but futile.
What gotten into me?, Oh I'm such a dick.
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