Wednesday, February 23, 2005

How to Nap while working

Just got back from an appointment in Klang with my boss. After dropping him off went to park my car as usual at the open space car park. It really looks like a dessert out there with scorching heat. The whether is a real killer making me drowsy and sleepy. Hey what the heck a short nap wont hurt since my car now has V-Cool.

As I was exploring the ways of cat-napping, the key to a good nap in the middle of the day at work in my own car is to make sure the car is parked in the shade, preferrably under a tree or a corner, so that you don’t have people walking by the car and gawking at your mangled form on the seat and calling the police because they think you’re a dead body (perfect way to ruin a good nap). Always always have a pillow in your car, thats what i have not only that i even have a bolster. You know lah something for head cushionage and make sure your legs are level with your head, otherwise all the blood will rush to the toes and your ankles will swell like a pregnant dog. Therefore tilt your chair back as low as it can go. Roll down at least one window, else risk asphyxiating yourself on your own farts. Don’t look all innocent, we all fart in our sleep. Hahaha...

Try it.

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