Nyamuk Aedes is Back! RUN!

So it appears that the Dengue Virus is back!. Apparently there has now been reported cases of the virus causing death to many.

I don't mean to downplay the severity of such diseases, but has anyone else noticed that this has been blown way out of proportion by the our local Kliniks? If you don’t know what I meant, you should read my previous post “A Trip to the Doctor”. The Kelinik I went to, scare the shit out of me. Said I was diagnosed with Dengue Fever which I was just feeling feverish. I understand that there is a "Targeted" individuals who are more susceptible to the virus than others and that I am not of that individual myself being a relatively healthy, younger male with a good immune system. I do not fear this virus. I will continue to go to work, I will continue to be bitten by mosquitoes along the way even though my company ask me to stay home!I cannot bring myself to stop doing the things I enjoy simply because I "Could" be affected by a virus that "Might" be carried by a Mosquito that "Just May" be ready to bite me. I suspect that the law of averages is keeping me alive at this point.

Of course, now that I have written this, I will probably end up being the next victim due to my luck. But hey, if that is how I go, I suppose it could be worse, so if it is, meet you are Sunway Hospital.

Anyway here’s some of my own Safety Tips I would like to share but by understanding the basics firsts. We all know how to:-

1) Stay indoors at dawn and dusk
It means that no clubbing, no pak tor, no yum cha, no fcuking around in bushes….understand?

2) Wear protective clothing
Wear long-sleeved shirts, long pants, socks, closed shoes and Condom whenever you are outdoors for extra protection. You will never know if your zippers are down.

3) Use mosquito repellants
Don’t buy expensive repellants, it is also known that your own fart could kill those pesky little flying insect. (Proven by my friend who fainted after I let go 1.5 psi from my rear)

4) Eliminate standing water

Damn! I gotta flush my toilet now. (My flush handle broke last month)

5) Vaccinate yourself

Ooooh…. “Vaccinate yourself” sounds kinky. The hell with Antibiotics and start Vaccinizing me babeeey...