New Years Resolution

One of the more popular resolutions made at this time of year is to get fit. Gotta remove some excess fat but again the main reason, is my lack of interest in the activity that I've chosen to pursue. Not rocket science I know....I've come to learn it's always easier to do what you love.

So! here's the thing. Why not try something new that might just spark a light deep in your soul, improve your health and your sex life? Or at least, your sense of your sensualness.

Come on everybody "Give it to me babeee, aha aha, give it to me babeee, aha, aha"!

BYE 2005!

Here are the good things that occured to me in 2005.

• Did not loose my penis
• Still a virgin (In my wetest dream)
• Did not get drunk and fall flat on my face (Oh wait!)
• Feel very Gayish this year
• Still around makin people hate me
• Blog a success, scare everyone.

Hopefully 2006 will even bring me more joy and laughter.

....and a happy new year.......

RE-POSITIONING IN YEAR 2006

A brand new year is around the corner and nothing in life ever stays the same or should stay the same. We've got to learn to re-position ourselves with every change to better improve in everything that we do. I want to thank all my readers for their comments, although some i had to remove to avoid any mis-interpretation of my blog. Anyhow I appreciate it all. So here is me wishing to all my fellow readers...

"HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006"

Have You Seen Her??

LOST PET!!

NAME : "HUSH" @ "LILO"
COLOR : DIRTY BROWN WITH WHITE CHEST
OUTLOOK : FLOPPY EARS, 8 SAGGING NIPPLES,
STUMPY LEGS, WHIP LIKE TAIL.
BREED : DASHUND MIX
DATE MISSING : 25/12/05
LAST SEEN : SUBANG JAYA
FAV. BEHAVIOR : PLAY DEAD & SELF CLEANS ANAL ON GRASS
REWARD : $YOU GET TO SHAG HER$

Please go find my dog! I miss her a lot, I get very very very 'lonely' at night.......

Good Morning...

Things are going GREAT this morning!!!! I am making every attempt to have a positive outlook on things. By the way, my positive affirmation for today is "I am the kind of person that completes what he starts" and to start of with "You had me at Hello."

TSUNAMI 26th DECEMBER 2005 A Prayer

Let’s lift up our prayers to "GOD" to give strength to the families who suffered from the last Tsunami, especially those who have lost their loved ones.

Does anyone know of this "Tsunamika" Doll that you can puchase to commemorate to the victims of tsunami 26/12? It's thumb size, if anyone have came across such dolls please do let me know.

Hardness on Xmas 2005

First i wanna say this! Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!! Im Happy.

I had this huge hang over on Xmas day, belief it or not, i don't know why, maybe something was in the alcohol, it made me errect the whole day. As soon as i got up at 1.00pm it was already pointing to heaven. I just couldn't tame it no matter what i did. Trust me.......

Who needs extra hangers?

Heh... well it's a joke.

I was hungry and i can't just walk around the house like that, people around. I slapped on my underwear, chose the one that was tight so that it doesn't buldge too much. It's kinda like hipster undies so it pikabooed a little but at least it's being held down or should i say held up? Ah whatever! I was suffering coz im not used to wearing 'toight' undies and it felt like my head was choking and turning blue.

Went on for BKT (Bak Kut Teh) with my bro and a friend. It was a unnatural feeling sitting down at the restaurant whereby my belly seem to be wrestling with dicky. Fighting for a comfy space within my pants.

After the meal, after those herbs they put into the soup, it made it even worst and i need to get out of this undies. Went home put on my boxers but it has a wardrobe malfunction coz it has a hole infront and there is no way to close it up. The hole is meant for easy access to your thing for easy peeing.

So i had to walk around whole day with it sticking out of my boxer like an overgrown mushroom.

HO HO HO Merry Christmas.

Guide to Blogging... Sex

I was going thru the In-Tech papers yesterday and I came across this column about how to capture your audiences interest on your blog. I've done all that except for one factor that is...

SEX!

The editors claims that writing about sexual encounters, sexual innuendos, sexual preferences etc etc will help in improving reading condition on your blog. Hmmm.... Ping!!!! Do you see the light bulp light up on my head? I'm getting all juiced up thinking about it. I'm wet, my heart is pounding and I'm ready, so people hope you can come back and see what's my next post gonna be like. I promise it will make you sweaty, steamy and shocky! I call it the "Tripple S Fucktor"

Down boy!

Oh my dog came between my legs, starring at me, begging, saliva spitting from his mouth and he is all wet! I gotta calm him down. BYE!

I Did The Happiest Thing Today.

I peed at the road side this morning. It was an emergency. Arrrgh.... watta feeling!

No No Bullshit I Dont Want No Bullshit...

I think I did a great job being cheerful and acting like none of the crap bothered me. It really doesn't, other than I don't like dealing with bullshiters. I guess if I am going to be forced to deal with people who bullshit, I should be able to beat them at their own game by Bullshitting.

This morning traffic jam, so I put siren on my car then people started letting me thru thinking that i was undercover cop.

Im Really Pissed Off!

Playing with someones emotions really pisses me off when someone plays with someone else's emotions. Of course, I'm saying this because I felt it before countless times. Treat people as you would like to be treated!

Bad and Slow Drivers! Every single day i face this problem that I have an opinion on the group of people that causes the most problems on the road but I won't go into that right now. Drivers that drive too slowly on fast lanes will impair the progress of other drivers, should be run off the road. It is not that driver's responsibility to prevent me from driving as fast as I want, even if it's over the speed limit. Also, you drivers that don't use your turn signals or make quick turns and lane changes without signaling are playing with death. Someone will eventually run you all off the road....

Why do people play games? I can't stand that crap. I am straight and sincere with people and I expect people to be straight and sincere with me. I can't stand it when people play games!

There are a lot of things that piss me off especially right now, when my emotions have been trampled, again, and again and again and I am angry at the world.

What Happiness?!?!

I guess I'll never see it. I give up and I'm so tired!

I am so tired of feeling sorry for myself. I know I am not the only lost guy out there. I'm just tired of being a good guy and tired of complaining about how im being treated. What do I do? I'll tell you what I am going to do. I am going to put that part of my life aside and concentrate on work and friends. I did sign up for "Quick Guide To Get Your Life Back" so I'll stick to that for now.

The Next 2 Minutes

This are the 5 things I'm going to do in the next 2 minutes.

1) Walk to my bed
2) Remove my undies
3) Let it dangle
4) Get on bed
5) Sleep

and Don't let the bed bugs BITE! Hope not!

Done Any Shopping Lately?

Here's a good one. Now I can never understand why God made us different? Hey God I believe you left out a gene in my DNA count.

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