I was going thru the In-Tech papers yesterday and I came across this column about how to capture your audiences interest on your blog. I've done all that except for one factor that is...
SEX!
The editors claims that writing about sexual encounters, sexual innuendos, sexual preferences etc etc will help in improving reading condition on your blog. Hmmm.... Ping!!!! Do you see the light bulp light up on my head? I'm getting all juiced up thinking about it. I'm wet, my heart is pounding and I'm ready, so people hope you can come back and see what's my next post gonna be like. I promise it will make you sweaty, steamy and shocky! I call it the "Tripple S Fucktor"
Down boy!
Oh my dog came between my legs, starring at me, begging, saliva spitting from his mouth and he is all wet! I gotta calm him down. BYE!
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