First i wanna say this! Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!! Im Happy.
I had this huge hang over on Xmas day, belief it or not, i don't know why, maybe something was in the alcohol, it made me errect the whole day. As soon as i got up at 1.00pm it was already pointing to heaven. I just couldn't tame it no matter what i did. Trust me.......
Who needs extra hangers?
Heh... well it's a joke.
I was hungry and i can't just walk around the house like that, people around. I slapped on my underwear, chose the one that was tight so that it doesn't buldge too much. It's kinda like hipster undies so it pikabooed a little but at least it's being held down or should i say held up? Ah whatever! I was suffering coz im not used to wearing 'toight' undies and it felt like my head was choking and turning blue.
Went on for BKT (Bak Kut Teh) with my bro and a friend. It was a unnatural feeling sitting down at the restaurant whereby my belly seem to be wrestling with dicky. Fighting for a comfy space within my pants.
After the meal, after those herbs they put into the soup, it made it even worst and i need to get out of this undies. Went home put on my boxers but it has a wardrobe malfunction coz it has a hole infront and there is no way to close it up. The hole is meant for easy access to your thing for easy peeing.
So i had to walk around whole day with it sticking out of my boxer like an overgrown mushroom.
HO HO HO Merry Christmas.
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