Eve of Haji i stayed home soon after i got home from Fitness First. Then I was on my computer updated my blog, watch a little hanky panky. It was almost midnight, and I thought I would only stay up long enough to watch DVD. I watched DVD, then I was thinking it must be close to midnight by now. I looked at the clock and it was after 2:00am!
There are only one explanations for this and it involves Alien abduction. I cannot explain how i lost more than 2hrs of my time without knowing what i did. The DVD just started and I already felt that i was tired and was drained of something. Oh My Gawd! Dried Semen stained on my boxers! Damn you Aliens!!! They have outrage my modesty, I've been raped by Aliens without my knowledge! How could they? Well at least let me stay awake during the insemenation process mah! I've been devirginized boo hoo.....
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