Who Am I?
A bad man (I can't aim straight while peeing)
A bad bad man (How youuu doin?)
A very bad bad man (Have you riden a horse?)
A 'be afraid, be very afraid' man (MUhhahahhahaha!)
A computer addict (... where's the USB slot?)
A computer game junkie (Strip Me Poker)
A unhappy happy unhappy happy person
A worrier (I don't need nail clippers)
A good lover in and out of bed. (Choo Chooo Cugga Cugga Choo Choo!)
A defensive driver (in downtown KL, streets of JB and Penang only)
A procrastonator (It means i do all my work last minute, I have 3 summons dated 2001)
A good listener (only when you are talking sense)
A good friend (Someone who drinks with me)
A hard worker (only when my computer is facing me)
A perfectionist (my toothbrush must face the direction the sun rises)
A somewhat intelligent person (what's 1+1? 11)
A sarcastic person in a good funny way... (your fart stinks! No, really)
An out of shape person (I changed my flat tyre with what i have on me)
A forgetful person (I'm still a virgin)
A soft-hearted person (Damnit!)
A belief in GOD person (Yeah, Lim Goh Tong)
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