Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Crazy Menus

Egg Sand: Don't think I will order anything with sand in it. "Burn The Beef Sand", give me a break!!!
"Curry Rock Hind Rice" WTF is that? "The curry chicken picks the rice" I don't want no chicken picking on my rice.
"Fuck to fry the cow river" OMG the person preparing this dish have to fuck first, then fry the cow of river. "The Pig Picks the noodle soup" What? now i have to let a pig pick a noodle soup for me? "Frog Gruel" Now thats something. "Fuck to burn of" I usually do this with my wife when I feel I need to lose some calories.
I ain't gonna taste "Butter Many Privates" and they are even serving French dicks on "France many Privates"

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