Bla Bla Bla

It's going to be busy today so i'm going to cut it short!

1. Happy? Check.
2. A beautiful day? Check.
3. Feeling Old, Cute & Sexy? CHECK, CHECK and DOUBLE CHECK.

Anyway here's something for a sniggle.

Jokes!

A man wearing a ski-mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She pries off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski-mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says.