Ooooh Ahhhh

"Ummm haaaa"

"Ooooh ahhhh"

"Ahhhh Waaaah"

"Hissss Ahhhhh"

Oh man i am so high right now. This place is awesome! Why didn't I think of coming here few hours ago?

"Ooooh Ahhh"

My BED...

Nite! ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

Guide to Better Living after Marriage

People say after marriage the true self will reveal itself and it should be for better living.

I just had a nice and wonderful dinner and I'm farting through my mouth everything. Burp Burpppp Bruuurp!!! I am reaching deep within to bring up the nastiest, smelliest gas. It may even hurt coming up my troat but, the result is well worth the effort. Buuuurrrrppp!!!

ZZZZZzzzzt Piffff Pweeet Pooooot, that's my little fart, those are usually smelly. I gotta fart before I go to bed. Is it gonna be loud? No it shouldn’t be, let me see...

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

OMG people in Subang Jaya could have heard that!!

Vows?

Weekend was awesome! Had great fun with my fiance and friends, I need not mention more visit our multiply site.

"I, give you this ring, wear it with love and joy. I choose you to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward for better or for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish as long as we both shall live."

Thats the traditional wedding vow I know of.

People have been asking me about vows, am I prepared for it? I don't remember anything about vows?? Is it a must to say them? Anyhow I could try maybe during the registration, I will approach that person who will read us our vows with an offer.

I'll give him RM100 if he'll change the wedding vows. As he get to the part where I'm suppose to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'll ask him to leave that part out, that's boring!

I had this better one for that dude for RM100 I'll make him say "You will you promise to castrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

Hahaha!!! Wifey, if you're reading this post it's just a joke to make this post interesting. It's not real, it's fictional, not real, not real at all, ummmmm...... I'll stick to the traditional vow!

Bye!!

It's Friday!!!

Wow, what a week! I’m looking forward to the weekend party with my dearly beloved. I have received some good feedback from friends all over. But I told myself that I won't just listen but to do some action by myself. Anyhow actions still speak louder than words. It’s been a sweet time for me, however, I have a great feeling about the future plans that are taking a new direction with my new vision. I’ll share with you later once things have settled down and plan for.

Tax Returns

Is there anything more boring, more mind numbingly fucking tedious than rummaging around in boxes of receipts and then having to type all the shit into the computer? Still, all that number crunching and pen pushing will be forgotten later, because today is FRIDAY!!! Yea baby!, it'll be a kickass weekend and in a few hours that bastard income tax filling routine will be the last thing on my mind. Bring it on! Let's paaaaaaaaaarty!!!!

Bachelor Party?

I have never been to a bachelor party before nor have been instrumental in organizing any. Neither was I involve or in the spotlight myself. But I was contemplating whether to have one or not? Bachelor party has always been in my mind as most tend to be wild and rather insane party while giving us the story of my life and lots of conversion. We will see how it goes. Anyway it's only 6 days before my status changes.

Alpha Male

You know I've been thinking, I Can Never work under anyone! Why all of a sudden this thought? Met up with a few ex-colleagus over the weekend from previous 2 companies that I worked in. They have reminded me constantly everytime when i meet them, how a rebel I was. Frequent argument with boss and management. I'm such a Bitch! No one takes my opinion seriously and I get angry whenever the boss changes things I do. I guess whenever a male and male is put in a same environment having testis hormone charge both wants to be Alpha Male.

In my experience, tt is always a bad idea to have more than one alpha male in one environment. As in most companies, not all employees workplace get along. Sometimes, the claws scratches even though they are not directed to you.

Below is an example of me having conversation with my ex-Boss:- (I'm Alpha Male 2)

Alpha Male 1: Rarr rarr ra rarr rar rarr?

Alpha Male 2: Rar rarara rarr....

Alpha Male 1: Rarr rarr ra rarr rar rarr!

Alpha Male 2: Rarr ra RARR!!

Alpha Male 1: Rarr rarrrarr RARR RAR!!!!

Alpha Male 2: RaARAaRrARRARARRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both Alpha Males: RAR RAR RARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holiday KaU KaU

Selamat DepaRaya this marks the end of 2006. Can't belief that is almost year end and I've been reading my past blog, gave me a sense of achivements or sort of resolution that I managed to fulfill.

Today would be my last day working as I'll be taking a short leave for Hari Raya. I'll be back on October the 25th. So no post, no updates. I'm really excited about this Raya holidays need that quality time spend with my gf at my kampong. Kamponging at my kampong is the bestest thing ever! Kampong saya Buket Fraser jom mai keta pigi sana holiday KaU KaU!

For Smokers Only 18SX

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro, In the Salem high country
I Always carry a MildSeven
I rode on a White Horse Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bad made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!!

A Letter

A friend of mine has requested my help to write a letter to her company. I was briefed by her verbally about her company's issue so that I get a better sense of what is going on in the organization. Upon perception what I was briefed the following letter is what I have drafted out for her to be submitted to the management on her last day of work.

Dear Boss

For the duration that I am in this company I realized that this is the worst career experience I've ever had. This company has many issues and one of it, is its weak foundation in the National and International level recognition and the lack of experiences in the organization. There is no solid well built direction in formalizing any projects. I personally felt that every project that we go through is by pushing our luck and hope that something good will come out of it. Yet, I do not believe we as employees whether new or old, should be held responsible of such problems that are already an on going issue for the past few years. On top of that the management is right about one thing, the “ill and weak” will not be suitable for this job hence the letter of my resignation. I can't understand how people can make it this far in the professional community.

P/S: I personally think that personalities in this organization stink.

Warmest Regards,

To protect the indentity of this women, her name will be witheld.

A Very Big Thanks

My blog visits has doubled in the past few weeks. I just want to welcome those who are new here and of cause not forgeting my regular readers. Without you guys keeping me entertained with your comments and messages I wouldn't have blog til this day. If there are any insights or things that you might want to see in my blog please do drop me a message. Will release my blog statistics update in a few days time.

MSN Chat

Sometimes I wonder what do other couples talk about in MSN Messenger. No comments please.

Why I Love Thee

I've been writing every night, the only time I can be quiet by myself. The only time i can really write and be who I am in front of my computer. I would like to do something a little different tonight. It's only 14 days away and after all I'm feeling especially mushy mushy tonight. You will never see me write anything like this in my blog and you might never see it again after today and here it goes.

I know sometimes when in a relationship we forget the magical moments we experienced when we were first discovering each other. You know, those moments when our heart races or our breath quickens. We actually feel the power of love just by looking at someone. Soon, the reality of life takes over, it begins to crowd out those romantic feelings and soon you have something comfortable, something special but something that it's very easy to take for granted.

And I take my Fiancé for granted. What I took granted for is a lot of her love for me and I receive every bits of it and treat her the person in my life that she is. I forget to tell her how much better every single day is, just because she is in it with me. I pulled away from my past and she has given me the reason to start over, stood by me, never pushing me, never making me felt un-noticed.

Instead, she loved me as she always has loved me unconditionally and trustworthy. I never had to lose any of my belly for her to love me or to consider me attractive. She saw all that I'm uncovering now including my hairy ass, from that very first moment I saw her. When the world treated me like I was invisible, she was the only one who can see me. She held my hand and was never ever ashamed to present me to the world as the one she loves.

And she's the one that I love every day, in every way. I love being able to tell her anything without fear of being judged or reprimanded. I love how she makes me laugh and taught me how to make life fun. I love her for telling me it was okay to share all my thoughts with her and not to keep it inside me like I always do.

She gave me her heart, she gave me an extended finger for me to place a ring and who accepted me and my family. I know when I'm with her, love doesn't leave, no matter how bad things can get. I love you Carmen from this moment on, and forever. Thank you for being my biggest fan of my blog and for a thousand other reason why I love you.

Yes, I don't feel that mushy anymore therefore i can stop by now I feel a little kinky. Now here's a post about how I touch myself everynight and it goes like this, imagine pumping a shotgun.

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.....

KickAss Weekend!

Let me recap what I did over the weekends!

• Friday = Clubbing
• Saturday = Clubbing
• Sunday = Clubbing in my dreams

I Read My Past Blogs

I occasionally read my past blogs and I'm always horrified by my spelling, grammar and overall sucky proof reading. I switch the words 'Right' and "Write" all the time. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with me. It's not like I don't know the difference between the 2 words. I'm just really not sure why my mind decides that it should work. Its slightly embarrassing. If anyone might have thought I was intelligent and they see my daily ramblings in this blog, they would quickly re-think their assessment. I switch around "their" and "there" all the time. "Your" and "You're". Really. I'm fucking retarded. So I would like to take this time to say my bad. I suck. But I mean well. Eventually I will actually start to pay attention to what I'm writing here (not hear) and not seem so retarded. Really. I seem kinda retardedly cute. :)

Friday The 13th

Been sitting at my computer for the past 5 minutes just waiting for the clock to strike 12 midnight and it's officially Friday the 13th. It's a day that has some kind of unlucky charm and misfortune befell on people! Do you believe in any superstition?

I don't believe in this crap, it's just that movie that made everyone scared, haha what badluck shitz?! Nothing's happenin?

Argh! ChowCheeBai!! I just broke my pinky finger nail that I kept it growing for past 3 months...... screeeeaaaaaaammmmmmm!!! I can't dig my nose, teeth and butt hole no more!! Damn you Friday the 13th, this is the WORST DAY of my entire life!!

Noooooooo!

Had to cut that damn fucker off!

I'm gonna keep this in my museum

Rough Sex

I haven't been writting anything on Sex lately, maybe on this post I could share a little bit on what to say to you lover to get him/her mad so you can have some rough sex! I belief there's nothing wrong with enjoying rough sex but if you decide not to continue reading please stop here otherwise continue. I don't really advise that you actually piss your partner off in order to get it, like strangling for instance or if you say something wrongly that really makes your partner mad or hurts feelings, it could backfire and mess up your relationship. (assuming that you want your partner still :)

Well firstly just tell your partner you want to have rough sex! Tell your partner your imagination that gets you hot and turn on. I give you a good example of mine... to be pushed around, held down both hands, called names like "you animal" "tiger growl", use words like "fuck me hard!" "deeper!" "ride me like a horse!" "who's ya daddy?!" "spank me baby!" (which you actually spank your partners ass). Alright go try it out, instead of going through all that normal routine. I'm going to bed.

p/s: I do hold any responsibilities for any unfortunate circumstances (injuries) between you and your partner while engaging in rough sex.

Time

Can someone find the remote control for time? Cos it's passing me by wa-a-a-a-a-ay too slow!!

Bridal House Sweep!

Today was a public holiday and I was suppose to work but had a very extreamly good excuse. I belief my staff would hate me for not turning up for work where by I told them there is no off day. I had to go empty my wallet, Bridal House shopping.

If you're staying around PJ area the best place to shop for bridal stuff would be in SS2, they have about 6 or 7 bungalows converted into Bridal Houses and all within reach. Very impressive indeed in terms of their interior decorations. Anyway after a few hours of Bridal House hop we have decided on one which is Vogue Collection right next to Mon' Lisa. I belief it's Vogue, couldn't really remember the names, after awhile it gets really confusing having been through all the Bridal Houses there. Every sales person says the same thing ZZZZZZzzzzz but we are very particular about their collections size, make up qualities and photography expertise.

We have decided at Vogue's most pricey package of RM 4,288.00. If I can remember well here are the packages that was listed. (All bridal houses refused to give us their leaflets and brochure due to tough competition around that area) So i had a task to remember all that was said and written and comparing them in my head. (Carmen, please correct me if I'm wrong)

Packaged:

• Wedding Day- 2 Designer Gowns, 2 Designer Evening Gowns


• Photo Shoot - 2 wedding gowns, 2 evening gowns, 2 Costume


• 8 man suit


• Make-up, hair setting, body art, nail polish, colour spray, body powder


• Included all accessary


• Car deco inclusive of convoy


• Fake hand flowers and Fresh flowers


• 1 big album (20pages With Effects and Non-Effects Design) non-gloss 15"x20"


• 1 small album (20pages, same photo or otherwise)


• 60 photos "ji mui photo" (photos that will be distributed to crazy $blood$ sucking chicks)


• Studio shoot and off-site shoot (Local within State)


• Free 1 table photo, 1 Huge Frame photo, C-DR copy, DVD Slide Show, Guessbook.

Payment Terms: (I hate this part!)

30% Upon Confirmation
30% To try and confirm wedding and evening gowns.
30% To snap photos
10% To collect photos
RM1,000.00 Deposit for the loan of gowns.

Not to mention that Vogue has some fresh VIP gowns by popular local designers Michael Ong and Khoon Hooi which I don't really know who they are. They need 6 months lead time to get everything done for us. So doing it soon will be better. I really hope that I don't have to go back and forth to Vogue but I belief we are given no choice. I was told that tiny bit of changes in photographs and gown fittings will need us to be there.

Next mahem will be shopping for our new Furnitures for the new house!! Die standing!

I've Been Thinking...

In this past few days I feel most alive when I know my lover is enthusiastic and never lets me feel bored. She is someone who will put on a smile for me all the time and especially not difficult to please. I know my relationship is lasting and I always look to the future with the one I can grow and team up with to handle and solve any situations. I think of marriage as something precious, something that requires both parties to get to it and it's never a one persons job. In this moment, I am glad to get to where I am now and I couldn't have done it without her help, experience and determination.

Normal Good Weekend

I had a good weekend. There wasn't anything too terribly exciting that happened, it was just another good normal weekend.

Friday, I came home from work and had a wonderful family Autumn Season dinner with my family. Too bad i don't play lanterns anymore. After that went to my gf's place and had a yumcha session. It was a very calm and relaxing day. And yes, this is the cafe that has people singing on the stage.

Saturday after work we went to look at houses in Kota Kemunting again to finalized our decision on the Lake Garden Houses. We really like the place especially it's facing a beautiful lake and with guarded community. We have decided on 2 houses there but have yet to determine which one! We went for dinner and shopping, bought some new sets of clothings to be worn on our big day. 23 more days to go.

Sunday, a busy day. Morning we removed some of the old furnitures from my house to make way for new ones. Some of my rooms furniture is as old as I am. Time for it go. Next week, Ikea time! Dinner with my gf's parents. Now I'm sitting at the computer blogging this post which I'm almost done.

That's been my weekend. Like I said, nothing too exciting, but it was fun doing something different once in a while!

Haze and Smoke

The headlines on today's newspaper: Bad Haze. It really reminds me of the days I was in the US 7 years back except it's still HOT AND HUMID here. I sense the pressure in the health department. I'm already coughing like a very sick person with TB. Pity the working people going to work, like myself. Cough Cough. Especially those in schools who don't have air-conditioning. Today has got to be in it's worse condition. If we follow the pattern as like the last couple of days, the haze usually worsens in the afternoon and early evening. So what is this afternoon gonna look like??? 10 METRES VISIBILITY? SMELL OF SMOKE IN THE AIR-CONDITIONED OFFICES??? I better quit smoking for the sake of my country. Attention Rainmakers: Make some rain... please? I wanna break. Can working people also get "day offs" like the schools during bad weather too? All I see is white... like as though someone covered the windows with mah jong paper from the outside.

Encounter with a Beggar

Often, we get beggar or "Volunteer" from a Charity Organisation asking for donation in mamak or hawker centre. As for me when i saw them coming toward me, i will just shake my head indicating to them that i am not interested in giving any donation. If the beggar is a blind man, i will sit there very quietly, pretending that there is no one. Its not that I am selfish or anything like that but what i heard nowadays is that beggars have their own association. It's like King of Beggars in Stephan Chow's movie. One king leads the other beggars and attack people.

Talk about attacking however sometime, we do come across some very enthusiastic and mental problem beggar . They will specifically ask you to give them RM1 or RM2, if you don't they will curse you in many languages. Sometimes they will just stand next to you using their deadly weapon, a 1 year not taking any shower smell until you give in. Most of the time, i will give them what they want so they will go away.

As for many people, I saw it for the first time yesterday during lunch. A male beggar walks up to this gentlement sitting accross me. The beggar said:

• Beggar: Boss, can give me RM2 ar? (while pointing to his mouth for food)
• Gentlement: (Shakes his head, like what i do always)
• Beggar: Tolong la boss (with both hand placed on top of his plate of rice)
• Gentlement: pushes away his hand lightly.
• Beggar: Why you push my hand? Now, you have to give me RM5.
• Gentlement: Your dirty hand make me lose appetite!!! You should give me RM10 for my rice.
• Beggar: Pukimak, i am a beggar!!!
• Gentlement: So what, Beggar can scold people loud ar? KNNNIAMACHIBAI. You wanna give or not? If not, let's go to Police station!
• Beggar: Ok lets go (while walking out of the restaurant, the beggar ran for his life!)

Blog Upgrade

Dear readers, this Crap Blog of mine is in the midst of upgrading. I am giving it a face lift a little. Hope you can bare with some bugs and fixes if you are viewing it today.

Tax Payers

When it comes to filing income tax for myself and the company is a real pain in the ass! Dah la I didn't get any income tax return yet somemore have to pay every month! I wonder where all my hard earned tax money went? I want my tax returns and I want it now!

I Hate Pussies

Cats! Hate them. Caught this bitch in front of my house while my car light was still on. For the past few night this demonic pussy was screaming, moaning and howling, God knows what the heck those pussies are doing at night.

The identity of this cat belongs for my neighbour who feeds it live mice that gave it a demon like fangs. You don't want to mess with this little pussy, you can't poke it with a stick. You need something bigger or this pussy will swallow you whole.

Month of October 06

I don’t know about you guys but this month seems to be counting away very very s….l….o….w….l…..y. I realized when you are expecting something very badly it seems like ages getting to it. I am really looking forward to it. What day is it now? It’s hard just to sit around doing nothing while waiting for it to come, knowingly it's just around the corner.

The preparation that we did are already according to plan. I know, I know, you haven’t seen a person so eager to be suicidal, you can call me unwise, mad, eccentric, whatever but I’ll enjoy now and suffer the consequences later. Anyway it’s part of life and people are born to suffer in many ways, anyway. Without suffering we as human beings won’t learn from our mistakes we made. Sometimes we are greedy too, we want everything so if there's something good i'll grab it and call it my precious.

Last week had a wonderful night celebrating my gf’s 28th Birthday, need I stress that more? Took her out for a Korean Barbeque Dinner. There after we took off to Loft. Though we decided not to do anything about it, we had a blast still. Come to think of it, it was nastier than my own birthday back in April. In terms of the types of drinks that my gf took that night. Let me try to recall I was also tipsy don’t really remember much myself. At first she had few glasses of Black Label cheers here and there, then came a Lime Cordial Vodka Shooter from no where, Flaming Lamborghini was next, added Tequila Shot and a few shots of Whisky neat. There! she was still standing and having great fun dancing crazyly. Oh yah, blowing a Birthday cake as well, it was all good.

What I was really happy during the whole night was to see her happy and the appreciation she had for me with a simple yet meaningful "Thank You". I too want to thank Jongalingam, My Brother and Danny for each of the shooters contribution. In the end of the day, both of us went home drunk and horny. All i can say is I tasted a little piece of Heaven that night.

Started Multiplying

Ed & Carmen's http://edmaestro.multiply.com

30 Days in Counting

So begins this particular month of my life. Here is where I say things like "I can't believe it's only 30 days away!" and honestly I'm not nervous as I thought I would be. The truth is, I feel none of that. I'm going to be 30 years of age and at this point of my life I know I am doing something that is good for me. I'm not nervous at all about getting married. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

When my gf and I started talking about getting married, she only asked me for one thing, she wanted me to love her for eternity. She amazes me in hundreds of ways, but I think the thing that I admire most about her is her ability to do things that suprises me when I least expect her to do.

We've spent the last few weeks planning what we think will be a proper plans for our future celebration. While I feel like I have been fully involved in everything, the fact is that my gf is the reason why we are going to have a wonderful time. She has kept the entire plan in perspective and not let anything bother her.

I found that I am far, far happier now than I have ever been in my life. I have never felt as lucky as I do right now. I feel like everything I have been through in this life has been worth it just to make sure that I am at this moment. My mind has never been clearer, my objective never straighter, and my belief never stronger!

Prezzie

Today is my girlfriend's Birthday. Bought her a Tissot Watch sshhhhhh...

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