Guide to Better Living after Marriage

People say after marriage the true self will reveal itself and it should be for better living.

I just had a nice and wonderful dinner and I'm farting through my mouth everything. Burp Burpppp Bruuurp!!! I am reaching deep within to bring up the nastiest, smelliest gas. It may even hurt coming up my troat but, the result is well worth the effort. Buuuurrrrppp!!!

ZZZZZzzzzt Piffff Pweeet Pooooot, that's my little fart, those are usually smelly. I gotta fart before I go to bed. Is it gonna be loud? No it shouldn’t be, let me see...

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

OMG people in Subang Jaya could have heard that!!