For Smokers Only 18SX

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro, In the Salem high country
I Always carry a MildSeven
I rode on a White Horse Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bad made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!!