10 Rantings over the weekend!!

1. Sibeh Sway! Last week makan chicken rice at Kelana Jaya Nam Heong kena saman by MBPJ but luckily the Chicken Rice was real good or else I would have swore mother & father out!
2. For the past 2 days I didn't bomb any shit, been too busy with my work. I just feel fat now.
3. I think I'm having period because this few days I've been a very bad mouth and not in a good mood person. Why? Men cannot have period ar?! Tiu!
4. My wife is also having period on Sunday because she said I bully her and was giving me this one question- one answer type of reply. So i have to manja and sayang her the whole day.
5. Some distant relative passed away, did not attend the wake cause I don't know who he is? I'm trying to be sad but I'm can't and I'm not.
   
6. My notebook Fan finally stop functioning since the last time i fixed it which was 6 months ago and now giving me this damn "fan error" message again. This time I sent it to hospital IBM. And about the same time I ask "how much is the notebook battery ar?" and the replied was "oh about RM600 to RM700" How lin kin yau expensive man!!!
7. My HP charger was in the office and my battery worn out over the weekends so i had to switch it on and off to make calls. This damn phone sucking my battery juice like water. cibei! (I told you i was having period!)
   
8. Last night Man Utd leading 1-0 Chelsea. Was happy and worth staying up late. But suddenly Chelsea scored a goal and i heard my neighbor shouting happily because they are Chelsea supporter. So i shouted back, senyap la! tak payah tidor ke?!
9. My Ass getting bigger, i tore a hole in my pants near my butt hole. When it tore, It felt like I was incredible Hulk. brackkk....Argh!
10. Lately I've been farting a lot from my mouth. Guide to better living!