Thursday, April 20, 2006

I Did A Good Job At Work Today!

Sometimes I've been thinking, eversince I left my employed jobs and started a career of my own I've never been experiencing any motivational gestures or speech of my job well done. But hell, I'm going to give one to myself and give myself a pat on the back for saving my own ass. I call this S.E.M.E.N (Self Esteeming Motivational Experience N..........) Haven't thought of the "N" yet..... maybe later. Anyway here's a taste of my own S.E.M.E.N and I hope you readers like it too.


"HAVE I TOLD YOU RECENTLY HOW GREAT YOU ARE?! IS THERE ANY ONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT A SMASHING JOB YOU ARE DOING AT BEING YOU. OF ALL THE CRAP SHIT YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH, OF ALL THE THINGS YOU HAVE HAD TO BEAR, YOU STILL KEEP GOING DAY AFTER DAY WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE! IF ALL OUR YOUR DOINGS WERE PUBLICIZED YOU WOULD GET A NOBEL PRIZE. THE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO HELP AND UPLIFT OTHERS WOULD AMOUNT TO A MOUNTAIN AS HIGH AS ANY ON THIS PLANET. HOWEVER YOU DO IT, DON’T STOP! YOUR WARMTH, COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING.
THE COMPANY NEED YOU BADLY.
WHO'S YA DADDY!"

by Ed (S.E.M.E.N)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Adoi! hahahhaha

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