10 Best Thing to Say If Caught Sleeping on Your Desk

• 10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
• 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
• 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
• 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
• 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
• 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
• 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
• 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk !
• 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen"