WOW What a week!

IT IS FRIDAY TODAY RIGHT?! ..... MAYBE NOT.

Weird Dream

Oh btw, I just remembered I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt that I've won American Idol and had sex with JLo. Must be the outcome of continuously watching Season 11 every night.

Nap Attack

I’ve always been amazed by those chronic awake individuals who can drive a car on less than eight hours sleep. People say eight hours of sleep for healthy adult human beings is a must. I belief so cause I’ve often cursed a lot when im lack that eight hours. Why can’t I sit in the office without bobbing my head down close to a snoring, jolting semi-sleep? Why do I look at any horizontal surface beckoning me, teasing me with its physics?

I remember afternoons in Kindergarten when the entire class was forced to take thirty-minute naps on Sesame Streets  mats, why can't there be a mat here now!

In the past I had taken naps in my parked car anywhere, anytime, with anyone watching. I can nap sitting up straight with one foot behind my head upside-down on the toilet, if that’s what the circumstances require. It’s my instinctual act of survival, the will to preserve the limited energy I’m allotted per 24 hour period. I sleep to live! Throw me a mat, this time with a pillow!

What a weekend!

I was just home from an amazing adventure at my own backyard Fraser's Hill with some CGG legs. Where is it you ask? It's at the border of Selangor and Pahang.  The weather is fantastico for BBQ and trekkin. I must say it was more tiring laughing the entire trip then walking. Had too much fun, so much so we have to plan for another trip soon.

A Memo To My Younger Self!

I just turned 18 yesterday. Well actually i felt 18 unfortunately I'm 35 now. So here I'm going to write a short letter to my younger self.

Dear 34 me,

I hate to break it to you but you ain't getting any handsomer, fact is you're growing... older with wrinkles all around your face.

No need to thank me, I know I am brilliant.

Yours,
Me (aged 35)

Tiger Asian Music Festival 2012

Beyond was there..... "Amani Na Ku Penda"..... ear wax started flowing out from my ear, when everyone was singing to the tune, now that's what I called an ear-gasm! Had so much fun!

Gratitude to Spammers!

Alright I can't get rid of all this spams, in my inbox, FB, phones!! I'm pretty sure it's a nightmare trying to clear your inbox when pages of this spammers do this to us daily.

So instead of doing Inbox battling, I would like to express my sincere gratitude for the mass-produced unsolicited marketing material you so thoughtfully sent to me yesterday, every day for the last 20 years.

So good of you to think of me for your latest penis enhancer gadget offer. You shouldn’t have. I feel that I owe you something in return..... bent over and I'll show you the results I've gotten. 

Real Life SuperHero??

Recently there has been an influx of self volunteered superheroes mainly from the US, they are all masked heroes roaming the street whole heartedly wanting to reduce crimes of such. You can find plenty on YouTube. Most of them are unemployed. What if I was a superhero, being one however does have an appeal. Just imagine I could use my superpowers to rid the world of evil, hatred and Justin Bieber.

Being a caped crusader is not without its drawbacks though. Who knew? Willingness to risk one’s own safety for others, without expectation of reward. No reward you say? None at all? Not even KFC? I heard the man who got beaten up was rewarded a lifetime of chicken! I probably will look good in Spandex but i do get heat rash if it's too tight, trust me no amount of vasaline can protect you, been there done that.

I just thought of one joke at random, No thanks to Smart Phone, there's not gonna be a phone booth for me to change into my hero costume do i?

Ok upon reflection, I have decided that superheroism is not for me. I think I’ll give brain surgery a go instead.
Any volunteers?

My Squeeky Knees

At first I was only feeling a slight knee pain that is difficult to describe for the past few months now and now it got rather painful but bearable. I can only describe the feeling as squeaky because the feeling can only be described as a sound. I imagine that if you had put your ear to both knees it would sound like a rusty gear of an old Datsun car 1970s. Did some researching on the net and I kinda diagnosed myself having high level of Uric Acid which meant, most likely too much beer and red meat and beans?! That practically said to myself, "I might as well die" or in cantonese "Lei sat chor gnor la!"  

Ramdom Ramblings!

Gosh I haven't posted anything here for a year but I'm gonna try writing something down for 2012. Ok here goes, for the past 2 years a series of events has transpired me on how I view life and whether or not I see it for what it is. First and foremost, being a father I never once thought it would be that hard raising a kid. I ain't no Hell Raiser but my kid seem to be one little devil who has powers over my soul. His cuteness is like Cyptonite to me. I am very proud to have him into my life.

CGG also known as Crazy Gila Gang is part of my life now, a circle of friends which seemed great! They are attractive positive people which we have met randomly and somehow bonded hence the creation of this clan. Much of my happy moments are created within this group of friends which I have learned to treasure. It is nice to see how things are progressing in this group.

Of cos FaceBook changed my life dramatically. I think I'm kinda attached to it not because of the number or friends, or weird video clips, or pictures or comments it has but rather the depth of it's content that is stored in it. There is no place or money you can spent to have many years of fond memories which you have to be stored in a way you can go back into the past and dwell on fond contents. 

There this is how i saw my life for what it is now.