My Squeeky Knees

At first I was only feeling a slight knee pain that is difficult to describe for the past few months now and now it got rather painful but bearable. I can only describe the feeling as squeaky because the feeling can only be described as a sound. I imagine that if you had put your ear to both knees it would sound like a rusty gear of an old Datsun car 1970s. Did some researching on the net and I kinda diagnosed myself having high level of Uric Acid which meant, most likely too much beer and red meat and beans?! That practically said to myself, "I might as well die" or in cantonese "Lei sat chor gnor la!"