Saturday, March 04, 2006

I NEED SEX!

One of my favorite Astro channel would be Discovery now. The other day they were showing the "Human Body" and did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not??

What I'm about to write here is the courtesy of The Discovery Channel. I swear I did not make it up and from now on I will see SEX in a different manner. As I was saying, YES Sex is a beauty treatment, it seems tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. So ladies if you need more hormone discharge let me know.

I always thought rough sex is more benefitable, damn! but it seems gentle and relaxed lovemaking will reduce your chances of suffering skin problems. It says all the sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. I think it's true, there is only oen part of my body that glows.

Ah we all know sex can burn up those calories. I think Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up rather than going Fitness First everyday. It says that it will stretche and tone up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than running laps, and you don't need special Nike sneakers! I TOTALLY AGREE!

You know, I've been having mild depression for sometime now but after watching this i found a cure. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression?! It releases "endorphins" into the bloodstream, producing a sense of happiness and leaving you with a feeling of Aaaaaaaaahhhh......

OMG Sex actually relieves headaches?! A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose wakakkaka.

OKOK now in short the more sex you have, the more you will be offered. I need a sexually active body! Oh i forgot about the last thing that they mentioned. Sex gives off greater quantities of chemicals called "pheromones". These sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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