I Want To Tar Fei Kei!

I don't know how many of you masturbate frequently, but if you don't.. START NOW! I read this article on BBC News masturbation stops prostate cancer also known as Testicles Cancer or better Balls Cancer.

Why? Masturbation is good for you. First of all masturbation stops prostate cancer (Your Ball) yup that's right folks! Masturbation stops you getting prostate cancer, I am never getting Prostate Cancer coz I wack off all the time. Never stop. In bed, in the shower, in the office, in the car. Everytime I have a spare moment I wack it out, and remember, everytime you do you reduce your chances of getting prostate cancer. Hey, you're not doing it for you, you're doing it for your prostate.

Print a copy of that article out, and put it under your bed. If your mum walks in to see that that you're watching porn and wanking, get out the article. Explain to her that you are only trying to make yourself healthier. You're only trying to keep safe mum! She'll hug you and leave you too it. Make sure that when you hug her your dick has deflated, else it could be worrying. Now, if you have a partner even better, the more the merrier. I help you, you help me.

Second of all masturbation relieves stress. When you orgasm your body produces a large amount of "serotonin" (article said so), this creates a general feeling of well being. Stress is linked to a variety of problems the heart, drowsyness, constipation, loss of appetite, and it weakens your immune system making you more likely to get diseases like the Bird Flu or Food Mouth Disease. So go ahead and "Tar Fei Kei", stop minor diseases!

Third of all masturbation helps you sleep. When you reach orgasm or so your body finds it easier to sleep. That's why everytime after sex u feel like sleeping. Lack of sleep is linked to stress problems, but also mental problems as well, such as poor vision and lack of concentration (which can affect your office work)

Hell! Im typing one handedly right now and I'm feeling real good. My right hand is uhh busy. Ahh the internet!, such a wonderful thing. Lucky I'm no Catholic, a monk or a nun, they prefer not to masturbate. So masturbate it's not really for fun, it's for the good of your health!

I'm Cummin!!!!