Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Pick Up Lines

I've not done this before until recently, you know when you go night hunting ... um I mean night "outting" with friends but have nothing to do but just bird watching, your brains starts processing. (well it depends where my brain is at that time, maybe down there). I've been thinking about this a lot and it's about time that i share my thoughts with you guys. I wouldn't advise you to use these lines but if these pickup line works please do let me know. Maybe just maybe i will get a positive respond or perhaps a kick to the groin.
  • Talk to me babee, talk to me!! (pointing finger at yourself)
  • Over here, over here (standing right infront waving)
  • So what do you like over breakfast? (works only when the place closes at 3:00pm, go jalan ipoh makan tim sum, or pudu eat chew chau porriage)
  • You have a tissue, I'm hot standing next to you
  • Hey baby you have something on ur butt.... My eyes
  • I'm ugly. So I try harder
  • Hey it's me!
  • What's your sign? (Hopefull she doesn't reply with DO NOT ENTER)
  • So what do you do for a living? (female impersonator.....hahha just joking)
  • Wasssuuppppp! (with tongue sticking out)
  • Anatawa sushi yamatei suzuki yamaha (tell her it means you look good tonite)

2 comments:

Shizumi said...

LOL :P Good one!

Unknown said...

really?... hey i went to you blog... cool but sad sad break up n stuff.

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