Saturday, March 25, 2006

Squat or No To Squat?


I've been thinking of what to blog, all I had in mind was what I did over the weekend which is drink, drank, drunk. On Saturday went to a Birthday gathering at Sheraton Imperial. We used the bathtub as ice buckets. That's all I can remember....

So this time I wanna blog about something different. Recently I'v been deprived myself of sleep therefore I shall just write something short and simple. Here goes....

"I hate squat toilets!!"

I do not understand why people make Squat toilet bowls? Why do they even have those in the public toilets? I have a squat one in my house but i never use it and I hated it so much that I don't shit there anymore. There are many reasons why I hate squat toilets.

  1. My nose is NOT any further away from my shit.
  2. When I pist, to aim 1 meter away is no easy task.
  3. Upon impact my pist will get sprayed everywhere and I had to wash my legs on the way out.
  4. There is no seat so you can't sit and read when you want to take a crap. I'm a multi-tasker.
  5. Crapping on squat toilet make my legs cramp.
  6. Sometimes i had to remove my pants either from one side of my leg or both to crap.
  7. My handphone is more likely to drop into the toilet and get shit all over it especially if you keep it in ur back pocket.
  8. I notice on seated toilets my butt covers the seated surface of the toilet bowl, so it wouldn't be too smelly furthermore it goes into the water below. Pooome!
  9. The squat ones, it take 1 second for my shit to drop and upon impact it releases gas from my stinking shit.
  10. Sometimes the impact on the ceramic is so hard, even after you flush, there will still be some shit residue sticking on it. That's disgusting.
Man... whoever invented Squat toilets, it is the worst invention in the history of mankind. What about you people what do you think? Am i right or am i RIGHT?

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