I've been thinking of what to blog, all I had in mind was what I did over the weekend which is drink, drank, drunk. On Saturday went to a Birthday gathering at Sheraton Imperial. We used the bathtub as ice buckets. That's all I can remember....
So this time I wanna blog about something different. Recently I'v been deprived myself of sleep therefore I shall just write something short and simple. Here goes....
"I hate squat toilets!!"
I do not understand why people make Squat toilet bowls? Why do they even have those in the public toilets? I have a squat one in my house but i never use it and I hated it so much that I don't shit there anymore. There are many reasons why I hate squat toilets.
- My nose is NOT any further away from my shit.
- When I pist, to aim 1 meter away is no easy task.
- Upon impact my pist will get sprayed everywhere and I had to wash my legs on the way out.
- There is no seat so you can't sit and read when you want to take a crap. I'm a multi-tasker.
- Crapping on squat toilet make my legs cramp.
- Sometimes i had to remove my pants either from one side of my leg or both to crap.
- My handphone is more likely to drop into the toilet and get shit all over it especially if you keep it in ur back pocket.
- I notice on seated toilets my butt covers the seated surface of the toilet bowl, so it wouldn't be too smelly furthermore it goes into the water below. Pooome!
- The squat ones, it take 1 second for my shit to drop and upon impact it releases gas from my stinking shit.
- Sometimes the impact on the ceramic is so hard, even after you flush, there will still be some shit residue sticking on it. That's disgusting.
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