Meet My Brother, Mr. Stiffy

Good Morning People!! I felt great today!!

This is a subject many know about and few understand. I call it the morning wood. Most guys, for whatever reason will usually wake with some kind of a hard-on. Sometimes we wake fully erect, other mornings we are flat. Just to let you know you are about to read stuff for mature readers only. If you are not able to swallow the first paragraph, please do not read on.

OK.....In my case in all mornings I wake to a solid wood, (Mr. Stiffy) so full of life there is no way in hell I'm able to calm it down even with my own hands. This morning I woke laying belly down. Mr. Stiffy was so hard I could have used it to break glass and knock over brick walls. Had I not been careful I easily would have punctured a hole straight into my bed.

I really wish i can have the guts to show you a little more of a visual. I usually sleep nude. I have never want to wear clothing especially when i go to bed. I love bolster. I have one bolster size of an average person in my bed. I cuddle it to get myself to sleep. I am a cuddler and I’ll admit it. Seeing as I have been sleeping alone for years my bolster are rewarded with my embrace. I am sure I was having a dream this morning coz I woke to the sensation of the bolster which im cuddling with swollen Mr. Stiffy.

The thing that made this morning unique was how hard Mr. Stiffy was. I usually only achieve the 90% hardness but this morning was 99.99%. So like all men, my right hand slid down the to Mr. Stiffy and it was unbelievably hard. In that moment, with my eyes still shut, my mind still between asleep and awake, in a dream like state, i had to please myself. I came. I came, shooting like lava shooting out of a volcano. I was late for work!!!!