The Reunion

Had a blast with a handful of old folks, I mean old timers. Doesn't sound right does it? Well  school mates all the way back from high school since 1994 I think. It brought back some of my fond memories, not that i want to share it with you here. (almost got recognized by  a dude who claimed I punch him in the face, in the toilet knowingly I said that was someone else).

Anyway,  it was a wedding dinner and was very honored that I was invited to it. Thanks again Nicole. Again I want to apologize to those I have totally forgotten your names and vaguely recognizable face, either you're stretch sideways, wind blew off your hair or someone graffitied your face, so please do accept my humble apology or if I have insulted any of you old timers! One for the road cheers! 

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!

Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from me. Thank you all for visiting my blog and making comments. I wish the best for you and your family in 2010. I'm looking forward to the New Year and creating some fresh post. I'm already working on it now. Have a safe and fun holiday, see you next year!

That Drink Which Sends You To The Grave!

With just mere appearance of that drink send shivers down my spine. Yesterday was the night I made the plunge again! I told my self many many years ago that I wouldn’t touch it ever again. That drink is so disgusting and is not meant to be bought for your own consumption. Instead they are ordered around for your friends whom you wanted revenge or as birthdays presents. Hopefully I will learn my lesson again not to gulp it down in matter of seconds but fortunately I had help from a friend who also gobbled up the drink without knowing the consequences. Whatever happens after that you'll definitely have a great laugh at his expense. Today drinking rules are no different now when your out drinking with friends is if they buy a round then you buy the next round. So let’s say you buy Flaming Lamborghini, AK47, tequila shot and Royal stout and they’ll buy Graveyard in return. That way isn’t fair and that drink is worse then death.

Recipe for Graveyard
1 Triple sec stout
1/2 shot Bacardi® 151 rum
1/2 shot vodka
1/2 shot gin
1/2 shot Tequila
1/2 shot bourbon whiskey
1/2 shot Scotch whisky
1 Beer

Flaming Lamborghini
1 shot kahlua
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Blue Curacao
1 shot sambuca flaming

Bad Debtors

What is Bad Debtors?

"Business accounts receivable that have been included in income that are uncollectible, legally binding debts owed to you that are uncollectible, and debts you must pay that you guaranteed in connection with your business or for a profit may be deductible as bad debts."

So the story begins here. There are times business relationship has to be put aside when money is owed and unpaid to us over a certain period of time. Sending a 'Notice of Demand' from the lawyers will be the last resort and that isn't what we really wanted if we intend to prolong our business relationship. Unfortunately that isn't the story.

Furthermore if the clients intend to deviate to other suppliers from us, we should be informed of non business activity with us and not mis-informing us of more future jobs. This will in hand gives us the idea that there will be more business opportunity and we had invested in materials which are to cater for our clients needs. End of the day this is operating cost which we should not bare as well.

Kotobukiya HMM Iron Kong

Since I was so bloody busy (lazy) a friend of mine got this for me last night. So drove all the way to his house in Sg Besi and collect my goods. When i first saw it with my own eyes I swear i had an orgasm, it's one of the biggest HMM zoids ever made and the sweetest of cause! I can't wait to built this 'little' fucker before the year ends else there wouldn't be enough time for me to work on it. Paid RM380 for it but with a Xmaz Cash Voucher worth RM50. Not bad at all for a Christmas give for me self.

 

 

Aging Without Dignity

I find myself aging when I farted last night. I use to be able to control the burst duration and volume level but it seems that I can no longer do that. My butt cheek muscles have weakened rendering any form of air venting releasing uncontrollably. Had a lot of complaints that night, like waking, wait it should be stunned the baby up from his beautiful sleep. Belief me i really thought I was able to handle the bellowing from my ass, sounded like a mad whale! Really miss those purring sound, which I had before.

Sub Contract Job On ESSO Station

For the pass 3 months I have been busting my ass refurbishing Esso Petrol Station around Klang Valley. To date I've nailed 7 stations all together and there are 44 stations under my contract next year. I am indeed very fortunate to be honored with this job which could finance my company for months to come. The job is to clean, change all illuminated signages, repaint non-illuminated signages and install a new yellow building sign for Esso under re-branding name "On the Run", as you already know they were called "Tiger Mart".

Some pictures of my latest job which was in Genting Highlands spent like a week there under freezing temperatures.

My workers installing On The Run back frame

Completed this one in Sg. Besi 2

It's Funny How Facebook Works.

It works just fine, especially when you type something in that "What's on your mind?" column. Instantaneous reaction from your circle of friends. Anyway just read me blog there's 5 years of nonsense crap which nobody reads.

ok before anybody says anything let me just answer this "YES I HAVE A BLOG!"

My Son's Poooop

Let me just tell you for those who don't have a baby yet. You are about to embark on a creamy journey into the world of baby poop! Yes, this blog post is devoted to my son's crap. There are times which you should know what comes out of my son's pretty little bottom. For those that are already veterans, well nothing new here.

From my visible and physical experience of poop. There are few type of them.

• Dark black Poop - Usually newborn who had just came out from the mother's womb.
• Yellow Poop - It smell like peanut butter where you spread on your bread every morning
• Palette Poop - It looks like little 1 cent coin poop, sometimes lucky you get a total of 5-8cents a day. This is due to little liquid intake.
  

I somehow did an observation, found out that parents like to smell their baby's crap. Reason being, we're trying to diagnose what they lack and study ways to improve the smell so that it won't stink. In fact baby poop doesn't stink. If it does stink when you put your nose close to it then you will have to taste it to reconfirm.

Another advise I want to add. If so happens you get poop on your fingers don't get too excited, you probably won't get a chance to be poop on again when he grows up. Better savor it now then not having shit on next time.

Next post I'll probably talk about my son's peee

Christmaz Holidays

The best holiday I will be spending with my wife at Fraser's Hill this coming 24th December. Come to think of it's has been more than a year now since we've been up with her pregnancy and all. Got an apartment and invited some married couples to join us with some pot luck food in mind. Weather will be awesome since it's end of the year cold season. Better leave my son with my parents to look after then.

My Son!

Thought I might want to add something to this dead blog. Not that anyone is reading it now.

Introducing my new born son!

When my wife was pregnant with my first child I imagined I am headed towards the most dramatic event of my life. I was right about that but it was nothing like I expected it to be. I was worn out from what I thought was a very long day of waiting cause it really look like i was waiting for eternity for my son to be born. When he arrived the nurse showed me a bloody, screaming, baby on a small bucket and it took my brain a few minutes to even sink in that what I'm seeing is really a piece of me. I wasted no time and begun searching for that little pride of his and of cause to make sure everything was attached to where it belongs.

That very moment, emotions which i haven't felt before sets in. It felt like a bad father thing. I didn't know anything about this strange little creature and didn't know what will I do from then on. I was almost helpless. As time passes, when my nerves are calm, it was a bundle of joy and that came later which overwhelmed me with the feelings that I felt for my baby. It took some time, however, and I have since learned from other that my experience was not unusual. Fatherbond with their babies differently. No one way is right or wrong. It is a process that we each go through differently.