Saturday, December 19, 2009

My Son's Poooop

Let me just tell you for those who don't have a baby yet. You are about to embark on a creamy journey into the world of baby poop! Yes, this blog post is devoted to my son's crap. There are times which you should know what comes out of my son's pretty little bottom. For those that are already veterans, well nothing new here.

From my visible and physical experience of poop. There are few type of them.

  • Dark black Poop - Usually newborn who had just came out from the mother's womb.
  • Yellow Poop - It smell like peanut butter where you spread on your bread every morning
  • Palette Poop - It looks like little 1 cent coin poop, sometimes lucky you get a total of 5-8cents a day. This is due to little liquid intake.
I somehow did an observation, found out that parents like to smell their baby's crap. Reason being, we're trying to diagnose what they lack and study ways to improve the smell so that it won't stink. In fact baby poop doesn't stink. If it does stink when you put your nose close to it then you will have to taste it to reconfirm.

Another advise I want to add. If so happens you get poop on your fingers don't get too excited, you probably won't get a chance to be poop on again when he grows up. Better savor it now then not having shit on next time.

Next post I'll probably talk about my son's peee

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