I find myself aging when I farted last night. I use to be able to control the burst duration and volume level but it seems that I can no longer do that. My butt cheek muscles have weakened rendering any form of air venting releasing uncontrollably. Had a lot of complaints that night, like waking, wait it should be stunned the baby up from his beautiful sleep. Belief me i really thought I was able to handle the bellowing from my ass, sounded like a mad whale! Really miss those purring sound, which I had before.
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