Thursday, March 24, 2005

Titties for Marketing Strategy

How come titties is such a bad thing these days? The media is "confusing" me so much because they show all kind of big titties on the tv to sell whatever they be trying to sell. Why do all the Reality Shows have such big titties women? Why AXN "Fear Factor" always have their contestants wear low necklines for big tittes? Why has it gotta do with Carmen Electra as Host in the "Man Hunt" reality show? Yes, you guessed it right, selling titties brings in big buckaroos.

There is all kind of implanted shit everywhere you look. I can even put titties on my shoulder as shoulder pads if i want to. There are titties on practically everything that is purchased in the world. There is no one who doesn't know what a breast looks like, because if you are a human being, you either have one or were born and nurtured from one. Janet Jackson has nice titties, and who cares about seeing them on a Football halftime show that no one cares or gives a fuck about except for seeing her. Getting to see her breast is a cause celebrate for TV businesses, not a moral outrage or she simply puts it "Wardrobe Malfunction" haha. I wonder how many times Justin Timberlake had to tear off that piece of polyester during rehersal? Why is it suddenly that Janey Jackson must apologize for doing what the media and advertisers are doing with such constant bombaredment of titties on TV? Not that I am complaining, I wonder if my company wants to adopt a titties marketing strategy to sell our POS. I'm short of numbers this quarter, anyone for titties? It's on my shoulder.

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