Sunday, March 27, 2005

Whole Month Full of Shit in My Face

Readers might think that i am sensitive after they read this. This are the shits i encountered for this whole month..... Number one, people always point at my wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? Number two, when people behind me say while watching a film "did you see that?" repeatedly. I could have answered for him, I paid RM10 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor. Number three, when people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking have! What can you do that's longer? Number four, when you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice what you are eating?' No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate. Number five, people who announce they are going to shit. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need and finally Number six, this one takes the cake, McDonalds staff at Mont Kiara who pretend they don't understand me unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger I get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and shove it in your McAss, you Mcidiot! Comprande?

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