Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Almost Killed By A Women Driver!

This one will be short post. I really apologised to any female friends I have out there but consider this to be my opinion only and therefore, should not be angry by my statements on the following.

Women are bad drivers!!!

Did i just say that out loud? GOD safe me! Ummm not all.

Almost got side swipe by a women driver today while i was on the fast lane at 90 kmph. Almost lost control of my vehicle while trying to avoid her coming from the right. Apparently i was in her G - Spot, NO i mean blindspot. My car skidded from left to right on the fast lane and lucky for my Sentra Traction System I gained controlled of my car in about 3.5 secs! When i finally regained my senses, she was already 500 metres away and she don't even realized that she almost caused the death of one LengChai! (embarassed when i say this k..)

I do not believe that being a safe drivers makes you a good driver. Confidence in one's driving and driving defensively makes one a good driver.

And umm... Make up your mind!!! This is the typical problem I see with women drivers. Why can't they decide where they want to go. They make right turns from the left lane, drive in two lanes while deciding which way to go, brakes at green lights, drive too slow in the fast lane, etc.

Oh Lord forgive me.....

Let's hope i survive after posting this!

Please call me to check if I'm still alive, will ya?

Peace Out!

I Need New Intelligence!

I can't sit still and let the world pass me by. I am in a job where I really don't have to learn anything new. Just intruct! In one respect, that is good, however, from a career stand point, that is bad. Also, I am capable of handling loads of knowledge and I always want to learn new things. I think I am going to teach myself STOCK BROKING. It seems to be the way the people in the business industry is going (at least the part where making extra money in a non-competitve world) I have picked up some website teaching you how to play Stocks and I believe the prospects for long-term business are better with stock broking knowledge. I have a book already. It's called "Stock Broking For Dummies". I guess that is just one more challenge for my life. I can't sit still. I have to always be moving, learning, and doing something.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Yeap It's Official, MY LIFE SUCKS!

Ehhh, well it’s been a while since I’ve ever really talked about myself in my very own blog. Just to share a little about how my life really suck these few weeks back!

Work! It seems nothing is easy or an easy way out if you're running your own company! The pressure and the madness it gives you! Aaaaaaa That sucks!

Argh... what the fuck is happening to me?! Im lost my bearings in life, confused by women and lonely as it gets! That suck!

Lost of Sleep! Havn't been sleeping much... I've been thinking alot... That sucks!

Increased in bitterness emotionally. That sucks!

Went to a club last night, girl approach and ask "Are you gay? coz you don't seem to be bothered to chat up?" I'm Gay now! That sucks!

My hamster peed on my left hand and a few days later he went into constipation mode and crapped all over my right hand. That sucks!

My Notebook is now sitting on a cooler after it crashed and burned out during heavy MP3 head smashing and bangging. There goes my only company, something that i needed most after handphone... That sucks!

Where im sitting now, it's fucking bored! That sucks!

more to come......

Friday, November 25, 2005

It's Friday But It's So Quiet!

Why am i doing home? I need to get out! Yo, Where da partae at? Push it, push it real good!

Sing Me A Lullaby

OMG I'm still awake. I can't sleep! I got home around 6:30pm this evening and was so tired i went to sleep. Got up 9pm ate dinner and try to sleep again but I'm awake eversince. Damn, my eyes are wide open! Someone sing me a lullaby please.

Monday, November 21, 2005

You The Stranger In The Eyes Of Your Love One

If you put 5 friends, your partner and yourself in a group who do you think your partner will prioritize? Yourself you said? Wrong! I have a friend “A” who told me the partner prioritize the friends and left out my friend "A". “A” was unable to communicated or had any physical contact with the partner and was left unattended. But any attempt is made to interfere with the partner “A” will be given the 'look' and perhaps skinned alive. This happened many times “A” said. “A” asked me if this is normal. I told "A" “Yes” because the partner was chosen by you. I told “A” doesn’t deserved to be sympathized and blame yourself for it. LOL.

Guide To Accept the Heartless and Ungrateful.

Guide? There is no such thing as Guide for this. I've heard many instances where couples telling me that we should accept who your partner is no matter what and that you cannot change the character of the person. True! But to what extend?

Should there be a limit as to how your partner behave towards you? Whether or not your partner is hurting your feelings and yet you have to accept the consequences because you made the choice of choosing. Some of us have high tolerance, I really respect them. Even though how much you have given and done for your partner you will never ever be able to change the way your partner treats you. You tolerate because you love your partner, even though your partner is heartless and ungrateful at a certain time. You will keep pondering why your partner is able to do that to you even though you have done your best in making them happy. I guess we will never understand and accept this fact. Yes, you can be nobody at times in the eyes of your partner but what can you do? You made that choice.

Do you deserve to be symphatize? NO! Good Luck

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Long Term Relationship Is It Really Complicated? (PART II)

I have received a few comments on the “Long Term Relationship is it Complicated? Part 1”. Some of my fellow blog readers said that Marriage will solve all the problems and because it is time. Let me explain here why this is not always the way to solve problems.

Yes we all picture ourselves eventually settling down with the “perfect” partner and build a strong and wonderful married life together and even create a family. I know there is a lot more to marriage besides the romance and love you feel for one another. A good and healthy marriage requires effort and team work!!! BUT there are question we need to sit down and discuss.

So what makes this person the one? Obviously your first answer will be because you love your partner but that is not the question!! The question is, what makes this person, out of all the other people you have met, the one you want to spend the rest of your life with? It is important to make a mental list on this, to prevent yourself from entering a marriage for the WRONG REASONs. Now here is the example I want to reply my readers; a wrong reason would be marrying because you feel that time is running out for you. I believe one cannot be pressured or allow others to pressure you with the idea that you are getting old and you are dating too long and may never have another opportunity to get married. You must have COMPETENCE you must be able to handle the different aspects of relationships with the opposite sex including conflicts. If you are not able to handle conflict and allow your partner to grab you by the balls. Then it will be your end.

First ask yourself if you are ready to be a wife or husband. Being a spouse is DIFFERENT than being a boyfriend, girlfriend or fiancé. It requires new and more RESPONSIBILITIES and a lot more ATTENTION.

Can you stay committed and faithful? Being able to commit and stay faithful is one of the biggest things that will lead you to marriage. Can you live with your partners lifestyles? If your partner has certain attitude that will drive you crazy, it can be worked out with effort on both your parts. However, if you feel you can never get along, then perhaps the two of you should not get married and continue dating and getting to each other before making any big decisions.

Last but not the least! Conscientiousness, what it means is individual who do unto others as they wish others do unto them, showing a kind caring approach are often conscientious. I know some of you out there felt that their partner don’t care how you are hurt as long as what they do is right, they are probably lack of conscientiousness. You will hurt more if you love your partner more then they love you. Yeah it’s a pain.

These are only some questions you should definitely find answers to before getting married. If you are confused on any of them or cannot find an answer, then do not get married until you do. If you want a marriage that will be happy, healthy and last forever, you should never involve yourself in a marriage until you decide you are truly ready for it.

Long Term Relationship Is It Really Complicated? (PART I)

Do you people ever feel that you have done your best in relationship to convince your partner that you’re the only one? In a way to make your partner to be pleased with what you have done for the relationship? BUT in the end of the day you’ll be disappointed because you didn’t get the results that you wanted from your partner. You don’t see any improvements. Though disappointed do you choose to be quiet and subdue everything inside you?

I belief some of you took this route which is to try very hard to work on being spontaneous and to do something that you normally wouldn't. I know relationships take a lot of work and it cannot be taken lightly and it's gotta be two-sided. If you are playing both roles in the relationship, would that lead you to being a loser in the end?

Some of us also try to have openness and honesty and we say is always the best way to go. If nothing is truly working, then perhaps it's easier to part ways. BUT before that, talk to one another that’s if your partner is willing to listen and not “believing” that the relationship is facing a problem. You will notice a relationship is leading to an end when they are unwilling to accept the fact and unwilling to solve the problem that the relationship is facing. A hint would be “whatever!” respond which is most common amongst our partners. THEN you should see whether you want out of your relationship cause there is nothing you can do.

Every relationship will always come with minor or major arguments but just gotta work 'em out and your relationship will grow to become a stronger bond with the person you cherish, right??? BUT some chose to often-ly “bow down”/compromise to your partner because you are afraid fights will erupt and lead to break ups. So you will just keep everything to yourself but I dare tell you this, it will make you a nobody in the eyes of your partner in a long run. Side effect of this would be your partner disrespecting you and hence losing your dignity as an equal. You know… those no give face thing, giving you the ‘treatment’. Roughly put, “grabbing you by the balls.”


In conclusion, don’t be a NOBODY, be somebody to your partner before it’s too late. Speak up and suggest new ideas of improvement. Get your balls back, set the record straight and save the relationship! It's important that it takes two to make it work out. Otherwise, it's not worth it to stay in that relationship. It's definitely important to be spontaneous in a relationship. Although you’ll be skinned alive but at least you have spilled out the problems you face in the relationship. And after that how you and your partner handle it is crucial. Hopefully “whatever” doesn’t pop up, again it will lead you to your end.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Double Sleep

Amazing! I slept a long time last night soon after i got home from work. This it the 2nd time I've ever been SO tired that I actually had dreams that I was sleeping. I wonder if that gives me double sleep.

Crappy thing about this time though was that I had nightmares and I also had nightmares in my dreams within a dream. Double nightmares! That's not fair. Man... if it were double wet dreams it would be double awesome!

Wet dreams haven't had that since form 1. sigh...

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

What Neglected Blog?

A friend of mine says I've been neglecting my blog, I haven't posted since the sleepy asshole hamster post. Well, I guess she hasn't seen this!

So here's what I've been doing instead of posting on my blog...

Wakeup, Shit, Eat, Smoke,Work, Eat, Smoke, Work, Eat, Smoke, Pee, TV, Computer, Jerk off, Sleep and I repeat that from Monday to Frinday. Go figure!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

My Lethargic Hamster!

I've written about my dog but here's something about my Hamster.

Yes it sounds gay that I have Hamsters? Since I have all that free time every night and since it’s a nocturnal mammal I will have something to entertain me with…. No, my meaning of entertain doesn’t mean that…... I don’t do beastility.

Anyway I have a Hamster and his name is “Hamster”, in the beginning I have 2 but the other one died of sex overdose. Again, it wasn’t by me, it’s Hamster’s fault. They fucked every night so Hamstress couldn’t take it no more and died.

My Hamster believes in nothing. I can't get him to wake up at night so I can play with it. I thought Hamsters like to be touch? My Hamster is a Syrian, a fairly active species. Yet morning, noon, night getting him to go on my hands is impossible. I tried to wake him up with the promise of foods. First I tried using Corn. Hamster too goddamn good for my Corn. Tried again with some Kua Chi. Same reaction….none. I thought he may be a Carnivorous so I tried some with my burger and it’s no ordinary burger a whole fricking BigMac. Nothing…

The little fucker would rather sleep in his nest whole day. I began to think he had a secret spot in the cage where he was crapping and pissing. I looked high and low, couldn't find a damn thing. Only one small lazy Hamster sleeping (well, I wouldn't call it sleeping since his eyes are open). No piss stains, no odors, no mystery piles of love. I figured, well, he isn't eating or drinking... And I thought maybe he was depressed when his Hamstress died. I've tried socializing him around other animals like my Dog, a Bitch. Hamster just stands there like "what the fuck I'm supposed to do with that? And that's what he does... Nothing. My Hamster, the rebel.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

I Am 1,886,184,539th Richest in the World!

I have always known richness as a relative term. And have always thought that I hailed from a background which is and always will be as rich as the 'teh ais' they serve at the restaurants near my office.

Guess, that explains my eagerness in finding out where I stand in the big bad world. Knowing fully well that I will never make it to the radar of the Forbes editors, I embarked on a journey of my own. The journey that would end today, right at this posting... at the doorsteps of a website.

It is official that I'm the 1,886,184,539th richest person on earth! Funny, I felt happy after trying out the website's "Find Out How Rich Are You calculator" http://www.globalrichlist.com/ . Man...did not know I was this heartless. Neither did I know the World was this poor! I have managed to be beat 4,113,815,461 people from all over the World, in the income stakes. To be precice my figure is in the top 31.43% richest people in the world. Phew, I thought I was poor!

I Gotta Share This!

A friend sent me an email forward with this attached... Thought of sharing with you guys!

A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath."Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"Mama answered, "Not yet."

How's That?

Monday, October 03, 2005

Nyamuk Aedes is Back! RUN!

So it appears that the Dengue Virus is back!. Apparently there has now been reported cases of the virus causing death to many.

I don't mean to downplay the severity of such diseases, but has anyone else noticed that this has been blown way out of proportion by the our local Kliniks? If you don’t know what I meant, you should read my previous post “A Trip to the Doctor”. The Kelinik I went to, scare the shit out of me. Said I was diagnosed with Dengue Fever which I was just feeling feverish. I understand that there is a "Targeted" individuals who are more susceptible to the virus than others and that I am not of that individual myself being a relatively healthy, younger male with a good immune system. I do not fear this virus. I will continue to go to work, I will continue to be bitten by mosquitoes along the way even though my company ask me to stay home!I cannot bring myself to stop doing the things I enjoy simply because I "Could" be affected by a virus that "Might" be carried by a Mosquito that "Just May" be ready to bite me. I suspect that the law of averages is keeping me alive at this point.

Of course, now that I have written this, I will probably end up being the next victim due to my luck. But hey, if that is how I go, I suppose it could be worse, so if it is, meet you are Sunway Hospital.

Anyway here’s some of my own Safety Tips I would like to share but by understanding the basics firsts. We all know how to:-

1) Stay indoors at dawn and dusk
It means that no clubbing, no pak tor, no yum cha, no fcuking around in bushes….understand?

2) Wear protective clothing
Wear long-sleeved shirts, long pants, socks, closed shoes and Condom whenever you are outdoors for extra protection. You will never know if your zippers are down.

3) Use mosquito repellants
Don’t buy expensive repellants, it is also known that your own fart could kill those pesky little flying insect. (Proven by my friend who fainted after I let go 1.5 psi from my rear)

4) Eliminate standing water
Damn! I gotta flush my toilet now. (My flush handle broke last month)

5) Vaccinate yourself
Ooooh…. “Vaccinate yourself” sounds kinky. The hell with Antibiotics and start Vaccinizing me babeeey...

Friday, September 30, 2005

"How's Life?"

Do you readers ever came across when people, your friends or colleuges asked you "How's Life?" In most cases you would answer... "Umm Good Good" or "Not Bad." Well, do you ever thought of answering them differently. You know,.. something that they won't expect at least not "good good" or "oklah".

Anyway here's mine which I've summed up my life in one sentence...

I was asked by someone I've not met for a month. I've given some thought if I could sum up my life in one sentence. So... the "How's Life?" question came and I wasn't well prepared for it. Yet I've thought about it for awhile, never giving her a dissapointed response. I have come up with a response that she can remember me by. It is neither good nor bad. I encourage you to do the same, and leave it in the comments section should you choose to do so.

Here's mine:"Constant smoking and ejaculations leave me completely numb everyday. How bout u?"

Wanakam....Thousand Apologies!

Hey, a Blog about me apologizing for my MIA. It’s sure been a while; over 5 months ain't it?. No, I don’t know what I was thinking....

After months hiatus from this blog, I’m back. I actually started to get Emails from people asking what the "HELL" happened to me!! I didn’t realize I had such a loyal readership (ahem.....) Thanks anyway.

My last post was "I'M BACK" but i never did come back not until now, hehe. It is there that I will pick up. I really do need to try and keep up with things, though, with my ever rough and tumble blogging about anything and everything around me. I find that when I leave my writings for many days, weeks or months and then try and recount everything.. my posts can be dull. It really does start to become more of a time line of what I am experiencing here rather than a narrative of my thoughts and impressions. That said, I hope this marathon backlogging doesn’t become too dull... I promise. If you’ve been keeping up, I rearranged a few things since then to keep everything in chronological order.

Like i said it's an apologectic blog, I know it has been a while and you probably started wondering, “Gosh, I really enjoy reading EdMaestro’s blog, but I’m sad because he hasn’t posted anything new to read in months! Boo Hoo” Well, my friend, please do not fret anymore! I’m back and determined to remain faithful to writing for this blog. (notice i did not cross my fingers)

I'm working on a juicy post to make up for my long time absence. Please forgive me! I don't deserve such loyal fans (ahem), but I hope you'll all stick around cause things are about to get really fun. I'm not gonna drop too much.... but you'll see.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

I'M BACK!!!!

Dear viewers,

Apologise for not updating me blog for such a long time. Well, I have much to say and many things had happened in this past months. I wish to share this with you guys. Please stay tune! More blogs commin up!

Saturday, June 04, 2005

I QUIT!

I quit my Job, wanna start up my own.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Experiences Working Around My Office

Klang Valley is a wonderful place, its offers both the fast pace of life with adequate modern facilities (i.e. malls, eateries, pubs etc.), excellent environment. Yet 3 things that recently made me blow my top in KL are as such. (I'm going to bored you death with this one)

The first involves the way coffee shops, eateries and stalls conduct their businesses here in Mont Kiara. The first sign of trouble is apparent when once you sit yourself down at the table, the 10 odd waiters that is lounging around the place hardly takes not of you much less clear off the table after the last patrons. Lunging out your finger and barking out for their attention leads to no avail as well with either them totally ignoring you or else state that they’ll be with you in a moment which usually ends up being half an hour later. It really perplexes me how they want to conduct business in such a manner, unlike hawkers in Melaka or Penang that instantly home into you and asks for your order and promptly serve you the correct item, here it takes 1 people to man the counter; one to get the cup, one to make the drink, another to arrange the drink on the server, another to tally the total and the last one delivers it! It would also help that they put up a better disposition while serving rather than scowling and making me lose my appetite, there's a server at Bestari Mamak here that has a perpetual scowl that would cause my 'Indo Mee' to puff up like soggy sponge on a plate. Such a sight I’ve always witnessed while in Kelana Square and often too the people are incompetent as I asked for a itemized pricing of each drinks as we were going Dutch, he looked dumbstruck as if that was the last question in “Who wants to be a millionaire” and his life depends on it. Fine if you can’t tell me how to make Peking duck but to not even know the prices of drinks in your establishment, get out of here! Other times, if you’re out in a group and giving multiple orders, be prepared to have none of the order served as your original intentions, complaining does nothing so you might as well tuck in least they take another half an hour to serve the wrong menu item again. Eating is an ordeal as well, often it is a waiting game where meals can take to half an hour to arrive even if the mamak looks empty. Paying too can be a game of begging them to take your cash as even with you waving wads of cash directly in the air, the people fail to comprehend your intentions, as if you’re making a circus act. I’d half a mind to just walk out and they would never be the wiser. They always seem as if they have a million other things to do (aka watching the Bollywood drama on Astro) other than to serve the customer.

As for the patrons here, well an encounter last Sunday at a coffee shop along Sri Hartamas really put me off to find there are ignorant, selfish and idiotic patrons that don’t have an ounce of courtesy or the least bit ashamed of their actions. In a crowded breakfast restaurant where the Chow Keow Teow is great, I patiently waited with the myriad of patrons that is on the look out for free seats available. I patiently stood a distance away from an old man who was almost done with his part, a little away so as not to crowd the guy and to be rude as to intrude on his meal. Yet as soon as he went away, I put my car keys and handphone on the table to book it as I went to get a chair for my other colleague and it happened. Some moron with a tie & shirt unceremoniously sat down on the chair which my colleague was near and kept on repeating that he was taking the table, not withstanding the fact that we were waiting 15 minutes there for it and we had our stuff there already. He looked blur and without a clue and we decided fuck it and let him had it though I wanted to give him a piece of my mind on what I thought his manners were like. My colleague didn’t want to argue though we were in the right, I should’ve just stood in front of him as he ate and put on a face so menacing that he'll burn under the hot morning sun. We got a seat a while later but had to share with others, gave him a finger or two to show my displeasure with the fool and for the rest of the meal kept on looking menacingly at him like he was some kind of mass murderer. He looked offended but he should be! There is no decency anymore among these people.

Lastly, is the perplexing situation of Mont Kiara traffic. When I first stepped foot into my office wee house in the morning, traffic and parking here was a breeze, yet recently it seems that Mont Kiara has experienced an explosion in car ownership. Jams are worse than ever with gridlocks at the major intersections in and out of the Plaza. Parking space is a premium and the drivers here are just indescribable. On many occasions I was amazed at the extend that drivers here compete for parking, I have witnessed driver overshooting a potential spot and quickly hit reverse and threaten to mow me down, other time they parked double or triple cars and clog up the lanes, parking a kancil to take up two normal size parking bays, loading goods right in the middle of the only exit out of the place, other times they move as if their grandfather owns the road and take up their own sweet time in their search for parking, cut through the wrong lane in the one-way street and near inches from hitting you. The worst I had was a week ago when I was trying to get my car out of the parking space near Sri Hartamas, the cars behind me ignored my signal and park behind my car, disallowing me to reverse, fine. The next idiot cut right through and parked behind me and I honked him to death and even almost lost my head as I was an inch away from ramming my boot into his side before he finally let up and reversed to allow me some space. Really I don’t know how these jokers actually pass their driving license, maybe through the duit kopi.
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