New Years Resolution 2007

2007 Resolution is the same 2006 Resolution, hahahaha. Well I wanted to wait a few more days to write this. I have known I needed to quit smoking for some time, I may have high blood pressure and I’m slightly overweight. I get out of breath too easily on little things like walking and talking. So i chose not to walk or talk too much until 2007 comes.

Well I psyched myself for weeks prior to new years I told this to myself “I’m quitting on new years” I told myself that, I told my wife, friends and my family, I even told the 7-11 casheir where I bought them. On New Years Eve I chain-smoked till midnight. Don’t get me wrong I liked smoking I quit because of the reasons I stated.

I am afraid of the apparently result of the lack of nicotine, it seems nicotine increases your heart rate and that’s why it tends to wake you up and breaking the nicotine addiction causes flu like symptoms. Now 3 days into quitting is enough time to start a new habit. The habit of not smoking! I travel without worrying about if I have a lighter or how many cigs I have. My car is cleaner. I can walk and talk faster without getting out of breath and that will be the result of of quitting.

If your one of the others who wishes to quit, good luck to you and hang in there.

Relationship 101

I realized I have been away from blosphere for few days now. No updates whatsoever and readers come here regularly for updates. (Site monitor averaging 15 hits per day). Oh well, business has been very good, year end ma hence the busy-ness but I can never do it alone now that I have my wife working for me. OK now, let’s see what can I post today? I’ve been reading on the Internet lately about who are the most successful Dot.com s. Yeap you guessed it right, Relationships are the TOP 5 sites such as ‘forums’, ‘seek love sites’ and ‘love consultation sites’. People really pay real money for LOVE……. Besides that, Porn sites is number 1 la.

Ok maybe I can contribute something to the Internet on relationships. All my life I have been in long relationships back to back and I have never written any of my experiences. Not my personal experiences but more towards what I saw and learned through the process of love and relationships.

I sense that people always develop love from intimacy slowly from a friendship to a commitment where you participate with a partner who is capable of a fulfilling intimate relationship and of cause trusting and being trusted. If yours is based on a commitment, you will feel secure about the future of the relationship. There is no confusion or fear of abandonment. You do not have to cling to the partner in your life for fear that they will want to pull away. Sometimes you have to relax la and are not anxious about losing the relationship. A good relationship is based on friendship and respect.

I always think that in a relationship there is trust and concern about each other's welfare and happiness. You can openly talk about your needs and that you are listened to. If two individuals can resolve conflict in a peaceful and calm manner, feelings can be openly expressed. Conflicts are resolved by coming to a compatible agreement. There is no right or wrong person if the agreed decision does not work out satisfactorily.

When people say “your half” it really does mean you are the other half of the half. Get it? If there is good communication, there are feelings of closeness and joy. Both partners should believe that they can gain far more by remembering to keep agreements. There is no need to dominate and compete with each other..

Ah, talk of a future together. You will feel reassured by the relationship's steadfast constancy. You feel cherished and you feel contentment. You maintain your personal dignity. A good relationship is one where both parties balance each other in taking actions to make the relationship work. You are not a hero, go find a heroin.

Now that you have read through this post it is a good idea that you pay me by clicking ONLINE BANKING. Like I said people pay real money for Love.

Malaysian TOL Collection Increase Argh!! Again?

Me being political this few days…

AAAAARRRRGGH WTF?!

I'm not shouting about the toll rise, I'm just not satisfied about what they've done. Of course everyone would not satisfied for any new changes. Ok let me ask you, when you know about this toll fee increase, are you very happy? Like "Hurray, my toll fee increase, my income doesn't increase?" No offence, but it’s true. If there is a balance in between our income and expenditure, our dissatisfaction would be reduce. Comparison about other country is not very appropriate in our case cause if they really want to increase the price they should at the very beginning, fixed a higher price. Why should the citizen bare the cost when government can no longer subsidize the Tol concessionaires? If they don’t have money to build a highway, don’t build la! Why build a “5km” highway with 2 Tols and collect from one end to the other and now they tell us they want to increase Tol rates?

This would give a big impact to many people, especially transportation, traveling, courier service, bus fare, food and a lot more while some unethical people would take this opportunity to gain from it again! And what government is doing in dealing with inflations? My bowl of wantan mee now cost RM3.50 and with my favorite chicken feet it cost RM4.00, so when the tol increase my mee become what? RM 4.60??? How Lin Kin Yau!!

If they really want to revise, revised it according to their budget and our budget since recent news had said that the vehicle on the road has increased. I don’t know how many million compared to pass few years. The Concessionaires should have more revenue now and should pay back what the government is subsidizing which is RM0.50 per every car not us citizens. On the other hand if there is more vehicle on the road, it should mean the highway concessionaires may required more fund for the maintenance and road repair expenses. OK now, government subsidies and we citizen pay the extra TOL fee so what highway concessionaires do? They should have all the budgeted expenditure before setting for the Tol price. They should for seen all this.

Housewives Contribution to EPF

A lot of people have been asking on how I am coping with my new occupation as a full time husband. Yeah! Good! That's what I am right now.

In this post I wanna touch a little bit on political and econimics. EPF (Employees Provident Fund) recent announcement to allow husbands to make contributions for housewives. I guess the position House Manager, Supervisor, Home maker does have an economics to it. I totally agree to that. My mum is a good housewife and i think she deserves a better tomorrow in the near future.

But I also have second thoughts about this. Husband is contributing EPF for their housewives yet I pity those husband's wife who burn money away doing "frivoulous" stuffs like buying tonnes of tupperwares, enlarge breasts, tighten down there, plastic surgery, buy diamonds like buying chocolate, etc etc...

Woke Me Up

It's 1:30am damn cough woke me up, I guess I was snoring and I got choked up and cough plus this sorethroat of mine. See you people in the morning!

Poot!

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Cough! Cough! Cough!

I am still nursing a bad throat. I ate too much "kuachi". My sore throat has mutated into a very rough cough. It's been 2 days now that I've had Strepsils in my pocket but does nothing to help ease the pain in my throat. I have been taking some Pei Pah Kau so I can sleep soundly without getting up in the middle of the night coughing which has been helpful. Still, it doesn't quite feel like it's breaking yet. No fever to speak of which is good, but it's a bit of a drag. I have had the will not to smoke this morning, but it left me with much emptiness. So I will try to rest as much as I can.

Loyal To Hotmail

I have been a loyal Hotmail user for a long long time. It was my first email account and at that time Hotmail wasn't even under Microsoft!! Microsoft only announced that it was acquiring Hotmail in early 1998. I was doing my Degree in US at that time, it was pretty amazing because it was one of first web based free e-mail (if I am not mistaken there are others like RocketMail).I have since moved on and hardly anyone I know, uses Hotmail anymore. I still take great pains to keep the account alive because you never know when a long lost friend might contact you. I had to re-sign up 2 times over the years because my account had become inactive.

Hotmail was trying very hard to compete with other big boys which in few months back they have upgraded their inbox capacity to 250 MB and just recently to 1 GB!. It's a welcome move but I can't just help but wonder whether they have missed out on the boat. Most of my friends have since, moved onto Yahoo! and Gmail.

I will always remain loyal to Hotmail.

A Business Man

The thing I hate most about my business is that I can't complain. Don't get me wrong, I love my business. I love it enough to survive for the 4th year and I'm glad to say business is improving every month.

Like all jobs, there are definitely bad things that you would love to whine about. This job is no different. But i can't complain! I'm in a manufacturing industry. Yes, place where you create stuff into the market. And most of my clients are loyal to me. They are clients I managed to establish professional relationships. Or clients who I managed to create valuable friendships. In any case, i treat every single of them professionally in my handling, and amicably in my friendship. And if i complain in general, I don't want them to get the feeling that they are part of the complain, and feel guilty. Or worse, feel offended.and since some of them know one another, i dare not complain for i need to make sure all our consultation matters are private and confidential.

"WHERE ARE MY PAYMENTS??!?!!!!"

Stupid Ar!

Stupid things I've done so far (this is getting far too regular in my blog).

• Need cigarettes. Bought a box of cigarettes. Paid for cigarettes. Left the cashier. without the cigarettes.
• Need petrol. Pay full tank petrol RM80. Pump petrol stop on RM 75.00. Wanted to drink the remaining RM5 but dare not so give charity RM5 to two mat motors.
  

Solution I've came up with:
Bought another cigarette
Bring empty bottle

Mastering The Yoga Technique

I really think I should share this Yoga techniq with all of my readers. I got this mastery yoga posture from the web and don't belief anything you hear on how difficult yoga stretch and bend techniques are. This picture which I'm about to show you can prove people like you and me can do it anytime, anywhere. Here's how....

MUST Read this text circled in red! (Click on picture to enlarge)

yeah by drinking more whiskey or beer. Cheers!!

What I Want For Christmas!

Since I'm gonna be rich, I better have a much better wallet to keep all the credits cards and money.

Hahahaha....... (i'm kidding)

Okok, I'm serious. But the main reason why I need a new wallet is cause my old one is so battered and spoilt, my ATM cards are broken at the edges cause of my heavy ass sitting on it. And all my cards are forever peeling and dropping out. I will like a professional looking one. Black leather. One with sufficient cards components. Actually anything Gucci or LV will suffice.

Muahhahaha..... (evil grin)

What better way to seal contracts and long lasting financial relationships! The pen is - mightier than the sword. What pen you ask? A Mont Blanc of cause! At this moment I have a pirated version of the pen which I use it daily to show off. It really look nice when it hangs at your shirt pocket. To be honest I made it look good!

Muahahhahaaaa........ (nasty laugh)

My wife just told me today she wants to get me something I needed for Christmas, let's hope she is reading this post tomorrow morning.

Muahahhahahhhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (plain evil)

Away

Dear Faithful Readers,

Sorry for the lack of updates over the weekend, since I try to write every weekday. Been a busy week but thanks for coming back here even though there's no updates.

5 Sins I Want To Repent!

After much consideration whether to blog about this. I think I can rank the sins that I'm guilty of:

1. Gluttony: I may be on the average size but I'm also a glutton. I eat alot, especially food I love. And I love many food. Easier to list out what I don't eat!
2. PC Game Addict: I've been gaming since I was year 5 primary with those DOS 286DX machines and at this age of 30 I'm still at it.
3. Sloth: I'm a homely kind a guy. I can laze at home and not do anything. I enjoy lying on my bed and stare at the ceiling. My office table is in a mess full of unopened letters, unfiled documents and maybe a couple of bills I have yet to pay!
4. Envy: I'm envious of many things around me what I have and I don't have. (but I told myself that if I want to get to that stage, I will strive for it doesn't matter what it takes to get there)

Yes, that's all no number 5. I think what I'm guilty of are bad enough!

Words of Wisdom

I was playing this game on my notebook last night and this AI character said:

"Attitude is CHOSEN!"

I like this quote, i think it should meant choose the right attitude to face every situation, every day. Well at least something is good coming out from a violent game.

Starting my Day

Let’s admit it, one of the toughest thing to do each day is to get out of bed and get on with the day. Here’s how I start my day everyday:

1. Mild Cold shower to shock me out of dreamland while dating Jessica Alba.
   
2. Hot cup of Boh tea to supply my body with all the nutrients a tea leave can provide (if there's any) and oh a 3 loaves of Kan-ni-nea bread (get it? Gardenia Bread) with what ever I have in the fridge.
3. Check emails to make sure that I won’t have a blur look because some of the emails i received will shock me into alertness. (is there such a word?)
4. Looking at my wife from outside my office room. She is pretending that she is busy but she is not. Every morning she puts on this serious look while looking at the computer. (Anyway how do i type a warning letter?)
5. And finally check my blog.
   

When Will I Die?

This is a survey i took on the internet. Quite a hilarious questionaires they ask you but all pertaining to risk factors in life and the things you do. try it out.

By the way I'm dying at the age of 76!! that's old right?

Decisions… decisions… decisions…

It sucks, you know. There’s something you want to do, there’re choices you want to make but on the other hand, you have to do what is right and what’s better for the greater good.

Looking at it from another perspective, who is to decide what’s right? Who is to decide which choice is for the greater good? Who knows whether the result of making this right choice is better than the one which a person’s desired choice? What about the other way ’round? Who will bear the consequences if anything goes wrong?

All these are just making me go crazy. Sometimes i get myself into it quite often at every aspect in life. Do you know what I'm talking about?? Forget it then.

10 Rantings over the weekend!!

1. Sibeh Sway! Last week makan chicken rice at Kelana Jaya Nam Heong kena saman by MBPJ but luckily the Chicken Rice was real good or else I would have swore mother & father out!
2. For the past 2 days I didn't bomb any shit, been too busy with my work. I just feel fat now.
3. I think I'm having period because this few days I've been a very bad mouth and not in a good mood person. Why? Men cannot have period ar?! Tiu!
4. My wife is also having period on Sunday because she said I bully her and was giving me this one question- one answer type of reply. So i have to manja and sayang her the whole day.
5. Some distant relative passed away, did not attend the wake cause I don't know who he is? I'm trying to be sad but I'm can't and I'm not.
   
6. My notebook Fan finally stop functioning since the last time i fixed it which was 6 months ago and now giving me this damn "fan error" message again. This time I sent it to hospital IBM. And about the same time I ask "how much is the notebook battery ar?" and the replied was "oh about RM600 to RM700" How lin kin yau expensive man!!!
7. My HP charger was in the office and my battery worn out over the weekends so i had to switch it on and off to make calls. This damn phone sucking my battery juice like water. cibei! (I told you i was having period!)
   
8. Last night Man Utd leading 1-0 Chelsea. Was happy and worth staying up late. But suddenly Chelsea scored a goal and i heard my neighbor shouting happily because they are Chelsea supporter. So i shouted back, senyap la! tak payah tidor ke?!
9. My Ass getting bigger, i tore a hole in my pants near my butt hole. When it tore, It felt like I was incredible Hulk. brackkk....Argh!
10. Lately I've been farting a lot from my mouth. Guide to better living!
    

I Rove Happy Hours!

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Last night was The Night of all nights. Around 8:30pm My wife and I went happy hours with my brother and friends and we had great fun and not to mentioned a belly full of beer. It's not normal to drink 6 jugs of beer and 2 mugs of Royal Stout on a weekday but it was all funess. How fun? We played 5 players "chai wui" & a game called "3,6,9" all night long.

At about 2 hours from then on we became what's known as Beer Guzzlers Hooligans. Everyone has a fair share of beer but I must say I was the lucky one who had brought along a wife to help me "teng chau". What useless nincompoops am I!? Anyways it was a hilarious night. Seeing gentle, manly, polite friends transformed themselves into child like being, dancing caveman like style.

My wife and I managed to properly escape beer guzzling session about 2 hours later, however we were pulled back to finish a glass of beer that was left breeding goldfish. And as for me, I was in the verge of a worst belly extension ever in the history of mankind. I belief my belly was stretch an inch since last night.

ChristMaZz!!!

I guess I have pretty much decided to spend our Christmas in that small island. It has been a year since I've been to Singapore but everytime I'm there is always on business, sigh. Well, spending a little quality time with my wife there should not be a problem for her since she deserve some crazyness shopping time there. Ling, go ea$y on me will ya??

The Past, Present, Future

The worst thing to do is to compare the past to the future, if you want a situation to be just like the past, it is impossible because 3 things from then I realized have changed other people, places and myself, I smile alot now at what I have now and dream about what fun and how good it wil be.

It works when I realize that the past is truly the past and I have done my best. The present and the future will be ruin if I kept getting down about the past. I've started anew and it's working perfectly fine. Defiantly worth it.

By looking at the future I think it spurred me into positive action more than anything. I’ve been laughing a lot this year and living in the present, and I’m smiling a LOT while thinking of my wedding in June 2007. Alot has been put in thoughts about how to make good money with my business, support my wife and to start a family by 2008. I am very lucky to have wife that knows her position in the relationship and I appreciate every effort she puts into me.

I always strive to have a better future and not just looking at the present in order to have a good position in life. What i mean is look at thing broadly and be mature with what you want to have and whether there will be a future in it.

Aging Feeling

For the past 2 days I was away for a wedding reception. And I'm still trying to get use to having a Sister In-Law now. Eve of the reception we did not have enough sleep, in total only 2 hours of sleep before the groom arrived. I was being nominated as being one of the bridesmaids. Yes, the only bridesmaid without breasts. The most interesting part of the reception really takes place at the doorstep of my wife's house, by 9.00am it was already heavily guarded by the bridesmaid or "cheemui" of the bride. It is customary for the bridesmaid to give the bridegroom a difficult time before he is allowed to enter. Usually wisdom and courage and his best buddy will help the bridegroom to succeed in his “trial”. However, there is one more situation he has to negotiate with the bridesmaid and sisters of the bride to distribute among them Ang Pow! The funny part was i get to share the ang pow collection :P but I gave it to my wife. The trials went on for an hour, when some of the "best buddy" were starting to lose their patience and started pushing their way in, i mean really pushing and shoving but the bridesmaid proved to be the stronger group. What was "THE MOMENT" for me was to having the honor to sit with my wife to receive Tea from the Groom and the Bride. I being the eldest Brother In-Law gave them ang pow each and said some words of wisdom and encouragement.


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10th June 2007

Just a small update, I hope. Today was restaurant hunting day and the first thing that came into my head this morning "We'll never be able to find the restaurant that has the date we want so badly!" I knew the thoughts that was going thru my wife cause I had the same feeling as well, neither both of us want to get married end of year 2007! It is just too long to wait and unbearable to sit and wait for time to past. But lucky for us we have a few dates to choose from and we are most particular about the month of June 2007. There are too many choices and too many opinions from many many people. I estimated to have 60 tables but that figure might increase once we have finalized our guest list. Since I prefer to hold it at restaurant, we have actually short listed a few before we went rampaging in Klang Valley for Restaurants. They are:- Tai Thong Imperial China Subang Jaya, Tai Thong Dynasty Puchong, Overseas Armada Hotel and a restaurant in Kota Damansara.

Ok here we go，departed from my house arounf 11:30am, proceeded to have our brunch nearby. Soon after we made a dash to our first stop Imperial China Subang (sounded like we're going for a camping trip). I looked at my wife and said to her cross your fingers and wish us well. Upon entering the restaurant we were greeted by not pretty but friendly waitresses. We were ushered to meet up with the restaurant manager Mr. Lee. To cut the story short, all the dates that we have on our list are all fully booked!!!! OMG! But we tried our luck with the manager on 10th June 2007 which was booked by a fella but have not paid the deposit. My wife and I were aggressive to obtain this date and this is our priority restaurant hence we told the manager that we will give you the deposit of RM3000.00 now, "delete that fuckers name and put ours!!" The manager said no no no, unless he calls that guy and see if he is still interested. Only then he will surrender that beautiful date to us. So he went and call this guy, fucker did not pick up his phone but i insisted that he calls him back again. No answer still. The manager said he will try again later but will put us in the list just in case. Sigh... we left empty handed.

Second stop Tai Thong Puchong, went in greeted by the manager. The first impression wasn't satisfying due to 6 pillars that was going through the restaurant. Let's say we have tables behind the pillars, people won’t be able to see the stage. Table to table space are very limited and can only accommodate 60 tables max. Blah! Anyway the dates that we wanted were all cash deposited, so no chance lor.IV>

Third stop, Overseas Armada, it rained when we got there not a good sign. We were getting tired and rather disappointed by the results we were getting so this will be our final chance to strike gold although we don't really like the place. They are able to cater for 80+ tables.. Met with the supervisor, she showed us that 10th June 2007 was already booked by another idiot who was on our date! But have not paid his deposit, so we did the same thing, i said "give us this damn date, i pay you the deposit!" then she said "oh like that ar? okok i cancel this name and put your name, since they didn't confirm back for 2 weeks already." We just looked at each other finally with a tiny smile. But i know in our minds, Imperial China Subang is still our priority. We are not satisfied still.

Later that afternoon, i called the Imperial China manager again and i told him i am coming over no matter what to pay that deposit. He said no no no again! He didn't manage to call the fucker who booked the date earlier. So he said it's not proper and he will call me back once he has managed to confirm if he is still interested. Sigh!!! Later that day we waited and waited and waited, slept woke up and slept again.

Woke up for dinner yet there was no call from Imperial China Manager. It was a rather dullful nite for dinner, was raining, cold........ Suddenly ring ring ring ring..... my phone rang and it was him our GOD our savior, I was praying that it will be a good news. And indeed it was! That was the sweetest voice I have ever heard in my whole entire life,

"Mr. Tan, I can't reach that fucker on the phone so I might as well give that date to you, so you coming to pay your RM3000.00 ar?"

My answer was "YOU WAIT FOR ME I COME NOW!"

I sped to the Imperial China, and gave him the deposit. That was the sweetest moment and a huge releave for my wife and me. So be it...... 10th June 2007 and by the way, sorry dude whoever you are, survival of the fittest.

Another hurdle, wedding photos! To be continue.......

Good Karma

As of yesterday we have finally received our official chinese customary wedding date. I'm very relieve indeed been waiting for 3 months!. There tends to be differentiation in custom according to the dialect groups. Especially for Hakka dialect groups, they are extremely particular about the wedding custom especially in choosing an auspicious date, time and hours but luckily my wife and I had no problems with this. Both our parents agreed on the date that was given to us.

I know for a fact when we decided to settle down, the first thing that was on my mind to do is to ask a professional fortune-teller, feng shui master, or Chinese almanac expert to select an auspicious wedding date. As a rule as i've known for this past few months, Chinese do not schedule wedding on the seventh month of the Lunar Year, the month of the Ghost Festival. Also middle of month like June is not prefered because we chinese say "Half Year Marriage". ikewise, any renovation of the house or the bedroom will not be done in this month. To further complicate things, we want to get married on the same date, one of the several auspicious days in the Chinese Almanac to ensure good Karma!

I've learned everyday, marital preparation does teaches us something and I'm trying to do everything by the book the best I can. We both are trying to get it done quick and in perfect order. Not a perfect score yet but I know we can get there. But we will always try to improve ourselves as we go along this path.

Weekend Update

Very unusual for me not to have written anything since Thursday. I'm usually good at keeping this blog up-to-date. But, for the first time in a long while, I've actually been occupied on Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights!!!

A good weekend so far. Thursday my wife was staying over at my place for the weekends and she invited her ex-colleuges for some Steam Boat laughing session, she laughed and she laughed so hard that she forgot to breath, almost fainted! Im serious! Noisy atmosphere, good food, and great company. After that Cafe Flam and I had a few beers and she had watermelon sensing that her gastric problem is coming back to haunt her. Yeap, right in the middle of the night I had to send her to a 24hr clinic for a jab.

Friday & Saturday night visited our second home. A few more people got to know I got married and I was punched for not telling them and a few challenged me for some shots of drinks which barely even scorched me and I had to pretend I was drunk. Supper for the night Bak Kut Teh at Cynna Restaurant. It was all good I drove home safely, no animals was injured or killed.

Sunday, Steamboat for dinner again but this time not as noisy, crazy, funny or loud at all. We we planning to run off without paying for the Steamboat coz it was so bad and not to mention expensive, but it was a joke. Later that night did a little coaching on my wife on Pool, she beat me, her master.

Allergies

When I was very young, I am allergic to grass. I will turn Red when i brush against grass. Now when I'm older I'm allergic to everything! And with the weird weather change I experienced over the week, my allergies went haywire. The entire week was hot, then rain, then cold, then hot again sending temperatures into the 30s. I now have a full-fledged cold, complete with the anal congestion (I meant nasal congestion) and the rough corse, sexy voice now. The beer I had last night did not do the trick of curing me. Bummer! Need more drinks, it's weekend anyway whata hell!

Weight Gain!

Well, I gained 2 kg not overall but on my belly itself. But it doesn't feel like it. My pants seem a little tighter. I latch my belt at a the 4th hole instead of the 3rd. I did eat all those fatty stuff which I shouldn't, though.... Just a quick note because I haven't had much opportunity to update my blog this past few days. I've been working on hard to becoming a good husband and project Fatherhood is in planning for year 2008, the year's big spender will be me! But I promise I will keep blogging till kingdom comes!

Why Do Men Have Nipples?

Well, I don't have the answer to that, but I can tell you that although it is kind of weird that guys have nipples in the first place, it is not weird or unusual for me to enjoy having them played with. Some guys like it, and some don't. Chances are more would enjoy it if they tried what i had.

While it may seem creepy to you, because the thought of sucking on a guy's nipples is kind of different, try to look at it this way, your boyfriend was considerate enough to want to know what kinds of sensations you experienced when he touched you a certain way, and he's adventurous and in touch with what makes him turns him on. If your sex is otherwise good, there's no reason not to indulge him by giving his nips a tweak now and then. That should be enough to keep him happy. It does for me and nipple play is not a big deal. Even my friends does it on me frequently. Really.

The Secret

What is the secret to happiness? I'll sum it up in 3 words love, respect and communication. Loving each other as our own bodies, respecting each other, and communicating everything so that there is never any confusion with anything (and this avoids arguing too!!).

Taking the First Step...

... of Husbandary.

Day 1: Lose my Virginity.

Singing Madonna's "I'm like a virgin, ooooh, touch for the very first time...."

Day 2: Grow a Belly.

Homer Simpson's "Dope!"

Day 3: Drink Tongkat Ali

Mawi's: "Saya boleh, you boleh!"

Day 4: Repeat Day 1,2,3 and eat lots of fresh oysters.

Pinochuo: "I'm growing...."

ZZZZzzzz.....

That Very Happy Day

Yes, you read it correctly, its the Happiest Day... hahaha... cause my gf and I registered our marriage at the Civil Registrar KL on this date, 1st November 2006 at 12.00pm. We have agreed that our anniversary should be remembered on this date instead of our wedding date sometime in September 2007. 1st November, a wonderful and easy day to remember cause it's "111".

The day before, in the morning, I had a florist sent some flowers to her work place. Well, from her respond it was quite a suprise la. Anyway that was the flowers that we used on our register day. I really hope she will forbade me one day to send flowers to her office cause it create loads of jealousy in her office hahaha. (my excuse of having to save the trouble of looking for the closest florist to her office so that they will deliver it without delivery charge!!).

Sometimes there really is no place like home, especially for a C.O.S Buffet Dinner (Change of Status) filled with family and close friends.

Guests dined on a buffet catering from "Diners Catering" of delicious bites including gourmet mutton rendang, chicken kapitan, lemon fish, Fried Kailan, Meehoon Siam, Fried Rice and many other fingering food. NOT forgetting various types of Liquor ready to be serve but most of the "drinkers" are like "it's only wednesday tomorrow gotta work la". That's why party are only held in weekends thats only when you will see people going near the watering holes.

All in all it was quite a happy atmosphere to have friends and family around while I'm the centre of attraction... ahem, Thank You, Thank You. My Wife and I would like to take this opportunity to thank all that have turned up at my C.O.S Buffet Dinner and the gifts that was honored to us. Very much appreciate it!

p/s: See you people this weekend, Partae on.....!

Ooooh Ahhhh

"Ummm haaaa"

"Ooooh ahhhh"

"Ahhhh Waaaah"

"Hissss Ahhhhh"

Oh man i am so high right now. This place is awesome! Why didn't I think of coming here few hours ago?

"Ooooh Ahhh"

My BED...

Nite! ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

Guide to Better Living after Marriage

People say after marriage the true self will reveal itself and it should be for better living.

I just had a nice and wonderful dinner and I'm farting through my mouth everything. Burp Burpppp Bruuurp!!! I am reaching deep within to bring up the nastiest, smelliest gas. It may even hurt coming up my troat but, the result is well worth the effort. Buuuurrrrppp!!!

ZZZZZzzzzt Piffff Pweeet Pooooot, that's my little fart, those are usually smelly. I gotta fart before I go to bed. Is it gonna be loud? No it shouldn’t be, let me see...

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

OMG people in Subang Jaya could have heard that!!

Vows?

Weekend was awesome! Had great fun with my fiance and friends, I need not mention more visit our multiply site.

"I, give you this ring, wear it with love and joy. I choose you to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward for better or for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish as long as we both shall live."

Thats the traditional wedding vow I know of.

People have been asking me about vows, am I prepared for it? I don't remember anything about vows?? Is it a must to say them? Anyhow I could try maybe during the registration, I will approach that person who will read us our vows with an offer.

I'll give him RM100 if he'll change the wedding vows. As he get to the part where I'm suppose to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'll ask him to leave that part out, that's boring!

I had this better one for that dude for RM100 I'll make him say "You will you promise to castrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

Hahaha!!! Wifey, if you're reading this post it's just a joke to make this post interesting. It's not real, it's fictional, not real, not real at all, ummmmm...... I'll stick to the traditional vow!

Bye!!

It's Friday!!!

Wow, what a week! I’m looking forward to the weekend party with my dearly beloved. I have received some good feedback from friends all over. But I told myself that I won't just listen but to do some action by myself. Anyhow actions still speak louder than words. It’s been a sweet time for me, however, I have a great feeling about the future plans that are taking a new direction with my new vision. I’ll share with you later once things have settled down and plan for.

Tax Returns

Is there anything more boring, more mind numbingly fucking tedious than rummaging around in boxes of receipts and then having to type all the shit into the computer? Still, all that number crunching and pen pushing will be forgotten later, because today is FRIDAY!!! Yea baby!, it'll be a kickass weekend and in a few hours that bastard income tax filling routine will be the last thing on my mind. Bring it on! Let's paaaaaaaaaarty!!!!

Bachelor Party?

I have never been to a bachelor party before nor have been instrumental in organizing any. Neither was I involve or in the spotlight myself. But I was contemplating whether to have one or not? Bachelor party has always been in my mind as most tend to be wild and rather insane party while giving us the story of my life and lots of conversion. We will see how it goes. Anyway it's only 6 days before my status changes.

Alpha Male

You know I've been thinking, I Can Never work under anyone! Why all of a sudden this thought? Met up with a few ex-colleagus over the weekend from previous 2 companies that I worked in. They have reminded me constantly everytime when i meet them, how a rebel I was. Frequent argument with boss and management. I'm such a Bitch! No one takes my opinion seriously and I get angry whenever the boss changes things I do. I guess whenever a male and male is put in a same environment having testis hormone charge both wants to be Alpha Male.

In my experience, tt is always a bad idea to have more than one alpha male in one environment. As in most companies, not all employees workplace get along. Sometimes, the claws scratches even though they are not directed to you.

Below is an example of me having conversation with my ex-Boss:- (I'm Alpha Male 2)

Alpha Male 1: Rarr rarr ra rarr rar rarr?

Alpha Male 2: Rar rarara rarr....

Alpha Male 1: Rarr rarr ra rarr rar rarr!

Alpha Male 2: Rarr ra RARR!!

Alpha Male 1: Rarr rarrrarr RARR RAR!!!!

Alpha Male 2: RaARAaRrARRARARRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both Alpha Males: RAR RAR RARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holiday KaU KaU

Selamat DepaRaya this marks the end of 2006. Can't belief that is almost year end and I've been reading my past blog, gave me a sense of achivements or sort of resolution that I managed to fulfill.

Today would be my last day working as I'll be taking a short leave for Hari Raya. I'll be back on October the 25th. So no post, no updates. I'm really excited about this Raya holidays need that quality time spend with my gf at my kampong. Kamponging at my kampong is the bestest thing ever! Kampong saya Buket Fraser jom mai keta pigi sana holiday KaU KaU!

For Smokers Only 18SX

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro, In the Salem high country
I Always carry a MildSeven
I rode on a White Horse Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys, the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bad made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size She cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!!"
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah Sampoerna!!!

A Letter

A friend of mine has requested my help to write a letter to her company. I was briefed by her verbally about her company's issue so that I get a better sense of what is going on in the organization. Upon perception what I was briefed the following letter is what I have drafted out for her to be submitted to the management on her last day of work.

Dear Boss

For the duration that I am in this company I realized that this is the worst career experience I've ever had. This company has many issues and one of it, is its weak foundation in the National and International level recognition and the lack of experiences in the organization. There is no solid well built direction in formalizing any projects. I personally felt that every project that we go through is by pushing our luck and hope that something good will come out of it. Yet, I do not believe we as employees whether new or old, should be held responsible of such problems that are already an on going issue for the past few years. On top of that the management is right about one thing, the “ill and weak” will not be suitable for this job hence the letter of my resignation. I can't understand how people can make it this far in the professional community.

P/S: I personally think that personalities in this organization stink.

Warmest Regards,

To protect the indentity of this women, her name will be witheld.

A Very Big Thanks

My blog visits has doubled in the past few weeks. I just want to welcome those who are new here and of cause not forgeting my regular readers. Without you guys keeping me entertained with your comments and messages I wouldn't have blog til this day. If there are any insights or things that you might want to see in my blog please do drop me a message. Will release my blog statistics update in a few days time.

MSN Chat

Sometimes I wonder what do other couples talk about in MSN Messenger. No comments please.

Why I Love Thee

I've been writing every night, the only time I can be quiet by myself. The only time i can really write and be who I am in front of my computer. I would like to do something a little different tonight. It's only 14 days away and after all I'm feeling especially mushy mushy tonight. You will never see me write anything like this in my blog and you might never see it again after today and here it goes.

I know sometimes when in a relationship we forget the magical moments we experienced when we were first discovering each other. You know, those moments when our heart races or our breath quickens. We actually feel the power of love just by looking at someone. Soon, the reality of life takes over, it begins to crowd out those romantic feelings and soon you have something comfortable, something special but something that it's very easy to take for granted.

And I take my Fiancé for granted. What I took granted for is a lot of her love for me and I receive every bits of it and treat her the person in my life that she is. I forget to tell her how much better every single day is, just because she is in it with me. I pulled away from my past and she has given me the reason to start over, stood by me, never pushing me, never making me felt un-noticed.

Instead, she loved me as she always has loved me unconditionally and trustworthy. I never had to lose any of my belly for her to love me or to consider me attractive. She saw all that I'm uncovering now including my hairy ass, from that very first moment I saw her. When the world treated me like I was invisible, she was the only one who can see me. She held my hand and was never ever ashamed to present me to the world as the one she loves.

And she's the one that I love every day, in every way. I love being able to tell her anything without fear of being judged or reprimanded. I love how she makes me laugh and taught me how to make life fun. I love her for telling me it was okay to share all my thoughts with her and not to keep it inside me like I always do.

She gave me her heart, she gave me an extended finger for me to place a ring and who accepted me and my family. I know when I'm with her, love doesn't leave, no matter how bad things can get. I love you Carmen from this moment on, and forever. Thank you for being my biggest fan of my blog and for a thousand other reason why I love you.

Yes, I don't feel that mushy anymore therefore i can stop by now I feel a little kinky. Now here's a post about how I touch myself everynight and it goes like this, imagine pumping a shotgun.

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.....

KickAss Weekend!

Let me recap what I did over the weekends!

• Friday = Clubbing
• Saturday = Clubbing
• Sunday = Clubbing in my dreams

I Read My Past Blogs

I occasionally read my past blogs and I'm always horrified by my spelling, grammar and overall sucky proof reading. I switch the words 'Right' and "Write" all the time. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with me. It's not like I don't know the difference between the 2 words. I'm just really not sure why my mind decides that it should work. Its slightly embarrassing. If anyone might have thought I was intelligent and they see my daily ramblings in this blog, they would quickly re-think their assessment. I switch around "their" and "there" all the time. "Your" and "You're". Really. I'm fucking retarded. So I would like to take this time to say my bad. I suck. But I mean well. Eventually I will actually start to pay attention to what I'm writing here (not hear) and not seem so retarded. Really. I seem kinda retardedly cute. :)

Friday The 13th

Been sitting at my computer for the past 5 minutes just waiting for the clock to strike 12 midnight and it's officially Friday the 13th. It's a day that has some kind of unlucky charm and misfortune befell on people! Do you believe in any superstition?

I don't believe in this crap, it's just that movie that made everyone scared, haha what badluck shitz?! Nothing's happenin?

Argh! ChowCheeBai!! I just broke my pinky finger nail that I kept it growing for past 3 months...... screeeeaaaaaaammmmmmm!!! I can't dig my nose, teeth and butt hole no more!! Damn you Friday the 13th, this is the WORST DAY of my entire life!!

Noooooooo!

Had to cut that damn fucker off!

I'm gonna keep this in my museum

Rough Sex

I haven't been writting anything on Sex lately, maybe on this post I could share a little bit on what to say to you lover to get him/her mad so you can have some rough sex! I belief there's nothing wrong with enjoying rough sex but if you decide not to continue reading please stop here otherwise continue. I don't really advise that you actually piss your partner off in order to get it, like strangling for instance or if you say something wrongly that really makes your partner mad or hurts feelings, it could backfire and mess up your relationship. (assuming that you want your partner still :)

Well firstly just tell your partner you want to have rough sex! Tell your partner your imagination that gets you hot and turn on. I give you a good example of mine... to be pushed around, held down both hands, called names like "you animal" "tiger growl", use words like "fuck me hard!" "deeper!" "ride me like a horse!" "who's ya daddy?!" "spank me baby!" (which you actually spank your partners ass). Alright go try it out, instead of going through all that normal routine. I'm going to bed.

p/s: I do hold any responsibilities for any unfortunate circumstances (injuries) between you and your partner while engaging in rough sex.

Time

Can someone find the remote control for time? Cos it's passing me by wa-a-a-a-a-ay too slow!!

Bridal House Sweep!

Today was a public holiday and I was suppose to work but had a very extreamly good excuse. I belief my staff would hate me for not turning up for work where by I told them there is no off day. I had to go empty my wallet, Bridal House shopping.

If you're staying around PJ area the best place to shop for bridal stuff would be in SS2, they have about 6 or 7 bungalows converted into Bridal Houses and all within reach. Very impressive indeed in terms of their interior decorations. Anyway after a few hours of Bridal House hop we have decided on one which is Vogue Collection right next to Mon' Lisa. I belief it's Vogue, couldn't really remember the names, after awhile it gets really confusing having been through all the Bridal Houses there. Every sales person says the same thing ZZZZZZzzzzz but we are very particular about their collections size, make up qualities and photography expertise.

We have decided at Vogue's most pricey package of RM 4,288.00. If I can remember well here are the packages that was listed. (All bridal houses refused to give us their leaflets and brochure due to tough competition around that area) So i had a task to remember all that was said and written and comparing them in my head. (Carmen, please correct me if I'm wrong)

Packaged:

• Wedding Day- 2 Designer Gowns, 2 Designer Evening Gowns


• Photo Shoot - 2 wedding gowns, 2 evening gowns, 2 Costume


• 8 man suit


• Make-up, hair setting, body art, nail polish, colour spray, body powder


• Included all accessary


• Car deco inclusive of convoy


• Fake hand flowers and Fresh flowers


• 1 big album (20pages With Effects and Non-Effects Design) non-gloss 15"x20"


• 1 small album (20pages, same photo or otherwise)


• 60 photos "ji mui photo" (photos that will be distributed to crazy $blood$ sucking chicks)


• Studio shoot and off-site shoot (Local within State)


• Free 1 table photo, 1 Huge Frame photo, C-DR copy, DVD Slide Show, Guessbook.

Payment Terms: (I hate this part!)

30% Upon Confirmation
30% To try and confirm wedding and evening gowns.
30% To snap photos
10% To collect photos
RM1,000.00 Deposit for the loan of gowns.

Not to mention that Vogue has some fresh VIP gowns by popular local designers Michael Ong and Khoon Hooi which I don't really know who they are. They need 6 months lead time to get everything done for us. So doing it soon will be better. I really hope that I don't have to go back and forth to Vogue but I belief we are given no choice. I was told that tiny bit of changes in photographs and gown fittings will need us to be there.

Next mahem will be shopping for our new Furnitures for the new house!! Die standing!

I've Been Thinking...

In this past few days I feel most alive when I know my lover is enthusiastic and never lets me feel bored. She is someone who will put on a smile for me all the time and especially not difficult to please. I know my relationship is lasting and I always look to the future with the one I can grow and team up with to handle and solve any situations. I think of marriage as something precious, something that requires both parties to get to it and it's never a one persons job. In this moment, I am glad to get to where I am now and I couldn't have done it without her help, experience and determination.

Normal Good Weekend

I had a good weekend. There wasn't anything too terribly exciting that happened, it was just another good normal weekend.

Friday, I came home from work and had a wonderful family Autumn Season dinner with my family. Too bad i don't play lanterns anymore. After that went to my gf's place and had a yumcha session. It was a very calm and relaxing day. And yes, this is the cafe that has people singing on the stage.

Saturday after work we went to look at houses in Kota Kemunting again to finalized our decision on the Lake Garden Houses. We really like the place especially it's facing a beautiful lake and with guarded community. We have decided on 2 houses there but have yet to determine which one! We went for dinner and shopping, bought some new sets of clothings to be worn on our big day. 23 more days to go.

Sunday, a busy day. Morning we removed some of the old furnitures from my house to make way for new ones. Some of my rooms furniture is as old as I am. Time for it go. Next week, Ikea time! Dinner with my gf's parents. Now I'm sitting at the computer blogging this post which I'm almost done.

That's been my weekend. Like I said, nothing too exciting, but it was fun doing something different once in a while!

Haze and Smoke

The headlines on today's newspaper: Bad Haze. It really reminds me of the days I was in the US 7 years back except it's still HOT AND HUMID here. I sense the pressure in the health department. I'm already coughing like a very sick person with TB. Pity the working people going to work, like myself. Cough Cough. Especially those in schools who don't have air-conditioning. Today has got to be in it's worse condition. If we follow the pattern as like the last couple of days, the haze usually worsens in the afternoon and early evening. So what is this afternoon gonna look like??? 10 METRES VISIBILITY? SMELL OF SMOKE IN THE AIR-CONDITIONED OFFICES??? I better quit smoking for the sake of my country. Attention Rainmakers: Make some rain... please? I wanna break. Can working people also get "day offs" like the schools during bad weather too? All I see is white... like as though someone covered the windows with mah jong paper from the outside.

Encounter with a Beggar

Often, we get beggar or "Volunteer" from a Charity Organisation asking for donation in mamak or hawker centre. As for me when i saw them coming toward me, i will just shake my head indicating to them that i am not interested in giving any donation. If the beggar is a blind man, i will sit there very quietly, pretending that there is no one. Its not that I am selfish or anything like that but what i heard nowadays is that beggars have their own association. It's like King of Beggars in Stephan Chow's movie. One king leads the other beggars and attack people.

Talk about attacking however sometime, we do come across some very enthusiastic and mental problem beggar . They will specifically ask you to give them RM1 or RM2, if you don't they will curse you in many languages. Sometimes they will just stand next to you using their deadly weapon, a 1 year not taking any shower smell until you give in. Most of the time, i will give them what they want so they will go away.

As for many people, I saw it for the first time yesterday during lunch. A male beggar walks up to this gentlement sitting accross me. The beggar said:

• Beggar: Boss, can give me RM2 ar? (while pointing to his mouth for food)
• Gentlement: (Shakes his head, like what i do always)
• Beggar: Tolong la boss (with both hand placed on top of his plate of rice)
• Gentlement: pushes away his hand lightly.
• Beggar: Why you push my hand? Now, you have to give me RM5.
• Gentlement: Your dirty hand make me lose appetite!!! You should give me RM10 for my rice.
• Beggar: Pukimak, i am a beggar!!!
• Gentlement: So what, Beggar can scold people loud ar? KNNNIAMACHIBAI. You wanna give or not? If not, let's go to Police station!
• Beggar: Ok lets go (while walking out of the restaurant, the beggar ran for his life!)

Blog Upgrade

Dear readers, this Crap Blog of mine is in the midst of upgrading. I am giving it a face lift a little. Hope you can bare with some bugs and fixes if you are viewing it today.

Tax Payers

When it comes to filing income tax for myself and the company is a real pain in the ass! Dah la I didn't get any income tax return yet somemore have to pay every month! I wonder where all my hard earned tax money went? I want my tax returns and I want it now!

I Hate Pussies

Cats! Hate them. Caught this bitch in front of my house while my car light was still on. For the past few night this demonic pussy was screaming, moaning and howling, God knows what the heck those pussies are doing at night.

The identity of this cat belongs for my neighbour who feeds it live mice that gave it a demon like fangs. You don't want to mess with this little pussy, you can't poke it with a stick. You need something bigger or this pussy will swallow you whole.

Month of October 06

I don’t know about you guys but this month seems to be counting away very very s….l….o….w….l…..y. I realized when you are expecting something very badly it seems like ages getting to it. I am really looking forward to it. What day is it now? It’s hard just to sit around doing nothing while waiting for it to come, knowingly it's just around the corner.

The preparation that we did are already according to plan. I know, I know, you haven’t seen a person so eager to be suicidal, you can call me unwise, mad, eccentric, whatever but I’ll enjoy now and suffer the consequences later. Anyway it’s part of life and people are born to suffer in many ways, anyway. Without suffering we as human beings won’t learn from our mistakes we made. Sometimes we are greedy too, we want everything so if there's something good i'll grab it and call it my precious.

Last week had a wonderful night celebrating my gf’s 28th Birthday, need I stress that more? Took her out for a Korean Barbeque Dinner. There after we took off to Loft. Though we decided not to do anything about it, we had a blast still. Come to think of it, it was nastier than my own birthday back in April. In terms of the types of drinks that my gf took that night. Let me try to recall I was also tipsy don’t really remember much myself. At first she had few glasses of Black Label cheers here and there, then came a Lime Cordial Vodka Shooter from no where, Flaming Lamborghini was next, added Tequila Shot and a few shots of Whisky neat. There! she was still standing and having great fun dancing crazyly. Oh yah, blowing a Birthday cake as well, it was all good.

What I was really happy during the whole night was to see her happy and the appreciation she had for me with a simple yet meaningful "Thank You". I too want to thank Jongalingam, My Brother and Danny for each of the shooters contribution. In the end of the day, both of us went home drunk and horny. All i can say is I tasted a little piece of Heaven that night.

Started Multiplying

Ed & Carmen's http://edmaestro.multiply.com

30 Days in Counting

So begins this particular month of my life. Here is where I say things like "I can't believe it's only 30 days away!" and honestly I'm not nervous as I thought I would be. The truth is, I feel none of that. I'm going to be 30 years of age and at this point of my life I know I am doing something that is good for me. I'm not nervous at all about getting married. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

When my gf and I started talking about getting married, she only asked me for one thing, she wanted me to love her for eternity. She amazes me in hundreds of ways, but I think the thing that I admire most about her is her ability to do things that suprises me when I least expect her to do.

We've spent the last few weeks planning what we think will be a proper plans for our future celebration. While I feel like I have been fully involved in everything, the fact is that my gf is the reason why we are going to have a wonderful time. She has kept the entire plan in perspective and not let anything bother her.

I found that I am far, far happier now than I have ever been in my life. I have never felt as lucky as I do right now. I feel like everything I have been through in this life has been worth it just to make sure that I am at this moment. My mind has never been clearer, my objective never straighter, and my belief never stronger!

Prezzie

Today is my girlfriend's Birthday. Bought her a Tissot Watch sshhhhhh...

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Belief

What I have been doing all my life is standing for what I believe in, regardless of the odds against me. Nowadays I am able to keep a smile on my face all the time for the sake of supporting my gf and I mentally. We have been having plenty of determination lately. Doing more than is expected to make life a little more bearable for the future. Facing every difficulty with a confidence that time will bring us better tomorrows.

Almost A Burst Pipe

Last night i was travelling to Pekan Semenyih to have dinner with my gf. There was a slight urge to go to the toilet before I made the journey but i decided not to go to the toilet due to time constraint, anyway it's only 30mins drive from Puchong. So, I wasn't really thinking about going that time as my mind was thinking about other stuff. As i got to Semenyih coming towards an exit there was this mysterious jam. A jam that I had never encountered. From then on, my pundi kenching is filling up fast and is growing like a baby melon fruit. Trust me you don't want to be in the situation I was in. No place to stop, no "emergency" lane, no road side-side show. I can't do much but to pray hard that my pipe won't come busting out with really fresh warm chinese tea. I swear tears was coming out from my eyes. I was in pain, sweat and anger, so i picked up my mobile to call her, maybe some kind of conversation with her will soothe my urge to explode! Well it wasn't working cause somehow with all the pressure downbelow I wasn't thinking right, I felt she was whistling in the background, not good, not good. I told her to wait for me at the door so she could just let me in. I got there in the nick of time, rush to the toilet and let go the broken pipe, water gushing out like my kampung waterfall. What a good 5 minutes that was!!

10 Best Thing to Say If Caught Sleeping on Your Desk

• 10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
• 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
• 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
• 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
• 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
• 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."
• 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
• 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk !
• 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen"

My Precious.....

I got the wedding rings yesterday. I hope this would be the final ring I will ever buy. Well, the rule is neither one of us will wear the ring until we register at the registras marriage office and exchange vows, only then we can swap the rings. Anyway I kept her ring and she kept mine, so that we can't wear them on our wedding finger due to the difference in sizes. Here's a sneak peak of our "my precious......."

p/s: helpme

Learning Hakka

Yea, for the past few nights I have been practising Hakka with the help of my 'hao liang' gf and her sister. Not bad huh? I need to learn quick as I need to understand and to communicate with her family so that I can be one with them. I want to be able to say something intelligible to them in Hakka with bit of politeness. I have learned a few but I really don't know what it really meant. To prove that I have mastered the dialect, here are some that I can remember. I hope I don't dissapoint her.... ahem...

• How Lin Ngong
• Taa Fooi Kee
• Koo Koo
• Pet Pet
• Choon Nga Lin
• Lin tiew
• Sik tze
• Chi Pet
• Ngya ma
• Boon kiu diao
• Boon bangali diao

I remember it all by heart and I hope they are proud of me.

I Came This Far and It's Worth It!

How did I get here? I do not undermine my worth by comparing myself with others. It is because I'm different and that each of us is special. I do not set my goals by what other people deem important. I knew for myself what is best and I do not take for granted the things closest to my heart. I cling to it as if would my own life, for without it, life is meaningless.

I do not let my life slip through my fingers by living in the past nor for the future. By living my life one day at a time, I live all the days of my life. I do not give up when I still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment a person stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds us to each other. I am not afraid to encounter risks and I know it is by taking chances, that I learn how to be brave and accept challenges.

I do not shut love out of my life by saying it is an impossible task. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. I do not dismiss my dreams. To be without dreams is to be without hope. To be without hope is to be without purpose. I do not run through life so fast that I forget not only where I have been, but also where i'm going. Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way. My TRUE journey will begin.....

My 300th Crap Post!

You are reading the 300th post. Oh my God, do you know what this means? Pulitzer? Bloggie Award? I guess not for a 300 times i wrote Crap for this blog, and not to say, a Book, or something similarly useful or money making. 19 months have gone by since I started it, but it certainly had the desired effect, getting me to get into the habit of writing everyday. And I can promise one thing, I will continuously blog about my life, marriage and parenthood. So here's to "The Last Thing You Will Read, Is This Crap!"

So dear readers, as i am thinking only of you, let us look back at some of the (oh so many) highlights of the last three hundred times you pretended to be doing "Emails", "Proposal" and "Research" in the office but you were actually reading this crap! So here, please comment and let me know what crappy post you like best.

To commemorate my 300th post.... this would be my huge sacrifice for you readers to post one of my old skool photo with a "half-cut coconut shell hair do". A women I knew very well quoted that once for me.

What is a Good Day in October?

I've been thinking for the past few days of a good day to register? Can anybody help me out? You know... a day we can remember by! The ring is already on her finger but it won't mean anything unless we put blood on paper. :P Need Help!, I mean need help on a good day to register.

On the other hand, houses are not selling!?? I wonder why? There are many houses in Kota Kamunting that has been completed but none is being sold. The developer added that the economy is not good. I wonder how we justify that the economy is not doing well, i guess the spending power of consumers are not strong. Anyway, we were eyeing on this Semi-D house there, very nice place to stay. Guarded town house. Only 10k to do the booking!

Jokes after Jokes

Life after death
BOSS said to an employee:
"Do you believe in life after Death?"
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS:"Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."



Birthday Present
A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:"Buy me a surprise for my birthday" she said. "Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 within 4 seconds""... and I would prefer a blue one please!"Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.


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"Good Things Will Come To People Who Waits"

Hmm, I've heard this saying over and over again. Is there a guarantee or can THEY guarantee that THE good things will EVER come? I know it'll drive many people crazy if they have to keep thinking about it. I might be wrong on this one, but i might just have to keep the faith and i do believe that there's always sunshine after the rain.

I've gotten to a point, just have to have this faith nothing is for sure and no one can guarantee anything to anybody the only thing that life can guarantee is "nothing is for sure" it's unpredictable!!

I belief we have to be optimistic and see brighter side of every situation. We can always be thankful and be content.

Some people are too cynical to believe that good things come to those who wait. They would rather take action and try to make them happen, this way they bomoh to bring the sunshine after the rain.

Stress Reliever

Lately I've been very down with family issues, china business headches, company headches and future plannings stress. Haven't been going out to party for a month. Sometimes when I'm down, the first person i turn to is my gf. She really understands my problems and make an effort to listen, advise me. Sometimes i felt that i have a meeting of minds between her and I. You know, when you have a very special feeling with her and both feel it at the very same time and it is a very important and unique feeling that I have never experienced before ever with anyone else...

I really felt valued and respected around her. I feel like I can talk to her about everything or anything at any given moment without any holding back on anything. She only want the very best for me and only wants me to be happy no matter what. This give me a lot of self confidence, self esteem, and self worth. I know i can turn to her when i have problems, she is my stress reliever.

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This few days I've had friends complaining about their partners, about this, about that. It is as though they are not ready for any commitments or relationships. Then why have one?? If you cannot accept them as part of your life then don't even start one!! Geez!! Relationship is not a ride in the park, it's about commitment and responsibilities not just LOVE! Not just one leg kicking and one hand clapping. If your partner wants to go happy happy joy joy and doen't seem to care about you, or don't get things done, then what can you do? Just blame yourself for putting yourself in this position. Nobody can help you but yourself, as a true friend i'm on neutral grounds, i can't side anyone.

A little personal note, people do change thru time, it's a matter of when? He can do all that he wants now but one day he's going to think deep, he'll know who's true and have been committed to him all these while. Break up is not the solution unless you are very sure of your future. Good Luck.

Do we have to work?

I'm so fucking tired!!! I have wayyyy too many things going on inside my head and my brain juice is empty to do anything. I need answers!

Why on earth do we need to work??? My butt felt like 1000 times heavier than used to be.. need a big ass crane to shove and move it around. In this life, somehow we are so much dependant on $$. We're actually still spending $$ when we're doing nothing even without electricity, car, rent, insurance, clubs etc. etc. so in another words, we have no choice at all that we have to work as long as we're breathing and living. Even we're still spending $$ after we're dead, hell money that is. Isn't heaven or hell free? My goodness! Doesn't money grow on trees or fall from the sky??

What is it like being rich and famous?? That you don't need to worry about bills?? You can get almost everything you want? I said ALMOST, ok? Could it be boring or no friends? like what people say? I belief there is no more challenge in life anymore when you are rich and famous.

I watched this new iPod commercial on the internet 'life is random'.

To my Faithful Readers

In respect that some of you have been so faithful to come here reading my nonsense, i guess i really have to pardon myself if you notice any lack of postings here or comments in my blog from now on. I will try my best to keep checking up on you, but it'll be in a very slow pace.

But in the mean time since i can't sleep and while checking on junk emails I would like to share this with you.

Yea like i need a BJ from a granny....... do i? On the other hand..... look at the bright side...... no teeth rule.

Engagement Plans ...... Wedding

That's it!
I declare myself officially going insane!! It's 2:30am and I can't sleep. All the careful decision making trying to please both sides is driving me nuts. I hope i can pull this off once in a lifetime thing. Have i mentioned that planning for such an occasion is not a peace of cake. I have to learn new idealogy, socialogy, pychology, mentology just to get all the agreements in place. Is there any word stronger than Goodness Gracious?? anybody?? THAT's why they have expert people of doing all the T&C, MOU, NDA etc. etc.

Share my Junk Email

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Away

Many bloggers apologize for being away from blogsphere... hmm... why?... why should you? you don't break any law you blog with your own time. There's no obligation here, plus real life is more fun and interesting in so many ways. Well, unless your blog is part of your work, then it's different story.

I am having a blast right now, even for the past few weeks. I know that it's just the beginning of my long journey to marriagehood, but hey, it doesn't mean i shouldn't enjoy every single moment i have in front of me, right? Being able to look at the objective infront of you, I tend to know which direction i'm heading to now.

Things Happen for a Reason

Things happen for a reason and i truly believe it. Especially in the past few months, i learn more and more about myself from everything that has happened to me and from the gf i have spent time with, sometimes many times things don't turn out the way i plan, but it always teach me something.

In every occasion, what i'm trying to do is to make the best out of everything (even in the worst scenario) so at the end of the day, i can look back and have a smile on my face and feel good about myself. I had dinner with my gf for the past few nites. We talked about lotta stuff, you know, relationship stuff. So we talked about the future and how we suppose to handle it, it's all good information. Also, sometimes it is good that to let the past go and start a new beginning. I'm saying this because, not everyone is the same even if you have got so used to what you did in the past does not mean it applies now.

DIY NoteBook Repair

I had this Fan Error when boot up, can't seem to get me to the Windows Log On Page. It just won't let me. I simply assume that its the HeatSink fan that was faulty so i decided to disect my notebook and see what's the hoo haa is. A little few screws here and there walah! disected the keyboard piece and the touch pad. It seems i was right about the fan, it's not turning. Guess it could have been the motherboard's sensor won't allow me to go on in case of CPU overheating. So what i did was plug in the power and boot up, fan not responding. Did a little tweaking here and there, the fan jumped a little. Blew away some dust and sprayed some oil in it. Tried booting up again and it turned but in a hesitant manner. I tried doing the disc jockey kind of way to make sure the oil seeps in between the core. Another boot up, it's alive! muahahha it's alive!!! Who's ur daddy?!

Not only that i was able to fix my fan, my HDD and CPU temperature has reduced in 25%-35% of heat!! It runs cooler now at CPU heat 36C and HDD 40C. Amazing!!!

Another thing i found out was if you slow down you shutter speed on your camera will be able to capture the infra-red light beem which is invisible to the naked eye.

Worn Out

I think i'm really worn out from taking care of my very sick gf for the pass 3 days while feeling sicky at the same time. At that time I don't have the slightest desire to work and so i was away from work, trying to do something that would make my heart feel better but then i got so tired after all that. Well today I'm back at work.

Patient is Virtue

You know it's funny how the world works. Sometimes, it just caught you by surprise and I would actually thought those past experiences will never come to haunt you ever again. I know now that we humans are not perfect, neither am I and I've very foolish to think that it wasn't so. Tonight, I knew what I was doing from the past few hours, I knew exactly what to do, I've been through scenario like this countless times, I knew the routine well, thanks to all that I've learned from my past. To rub a little more salt to the wound, the uncomfortable feelings I've never felt in a long time came back. But there is nothing much you can do but to be patient over and over again and to believe that we humans will learn our lessons and adjust accordingly.

I belief it's 3.30am, I should be able to sleep now.

Words of Wisdom

There are two days in every week about which we should not worry, two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension. One of these days is Yesterday with all its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains. Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control. All the money in the world cannot bring back Yesterday. We cannot undo a single act we performed; we cannot erase a single word we said. Yesterday is gone forever.

The other day we should not worry about is Tomorrow with all its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise and its poor performance; Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control. Tomorrow's sun will rise, either in splendor or behind a mask of clouds, but it will rise.Until it does, we have no stake in Tomorrow, for it is yet to be born. This leaves only one day, Today. Any person can fight the battle of just one day. It is when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternities, Yesterday and Tomorrow that we break down. It is not the experience of Today that drives a person mad, it is the remorse or bitterness of something which happened Yesterday and the dread of what Tomorrow may bring. Let us, therefore, Live but one day at a time

Love What is That?

Tonight I sit here pondering what love really is. It is late and I have work tomorrow however, I can not sleep. What is love actually? i asked myself. I've checked the online dictionaries. It defined Love simply as "an intense feeling of deep affection" and "Love is when you care for someone and are kind to them." This surprised me more than it perhaps should. The dictionary definition of love is just plain wrong! Love is not just an emotion of happiness, sadness, anger, disappointment, etc! In my opinion Love is not just a feeling. Its a 'decision', Love is a 'doing' word. It requires 'choices'. Hard choices, sometimes. It is about 'sacrifice' and 'trust'. It is about 'faithfulness'. It requires 'commitment'. I know it sometimes hurts and doesn't feel so good. As Daniel Bedingfield said in a song "Nothing hurts like love, nothing causes your heart so much pain" People who think love is a feeling will never succeed in marriage. They will never succeed in friendship. They will be likely to fail in most things they set their hands to.

When we claim that we love someone but are we correct?? This is what i think that it isn't love! Something for you to think about. If your palms sweaty and your heart racing it isn't love, it's 'like'. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of your partner? It isn't love, it's lust. Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of? Yes It isn't love as well, it's a lie!

But what do I know about the kind of love that defines anyway? People nowadays use the word love too easily, including myself. I suppose that is why we have other words like true love. What is love then if it is not true love? Is there such a thing as a half-love or one quarter-love?? I don't think so. One of the reasons why we separate the two terms is to protect our own fragile emotional selves. For example, if the relationship with the love of your life has gone sour people will say that it was love but not true love.

On the other hand there is the dark side of love. This side is the one that everyone unfortunately have had more experience with.

Self Discipline Lacking

There're way too many distractions in life, it's extremely hard for someone to stay focus including me. Seriously, I really need some spanking here. (would prefer kinky spanking). There! a lack of self discipline as we speak. Do you think lack of discipline is a source of low self esteem?

Junk Mails

Junks... junks... junks... from junk emails, junk mails all the way to the real junks in the office argghh!. I like to have everything organized and clean so cleaning up those junk emails and mails is one of those things that really annoy me! I have no idea where they get my email or office mailing address but i receive them everyday for crying outloud!! STILL those stupid pre-approved loan credit from so called "claimed"license money lender, credit cards, catalogs, or offers from second hand car dealers, etc. arrive at my office mailbox believe it or not, once i received a subscription offer from some tamil books with 50% discount. What da hell!!!? I mean.. I don't despise that book at all, I'm just not interested in reading tamil, wrong marketing strategy, wrong demographics!!! Some junk mail even had my named spelled wrongly, Desmond, Damon, Emon, Adman, Adnan etc etc...... what gigolo name is that?!!

So my routine every morning is delete or send to junk mail and picking up those mails, tearing them into two pieces. It's just a waste of ink and paper and effort, polluting the environment, hogging up my bandwitdh and I HATE IT! Imagine downloading tonnes of junk in one day. Some may even contain viruses. Even though they're electronic, but STILL producing junks! i can't believe it. Offers from some porn sites, for some viagra, penis enlargements, blow job for dummies softwares, etc. argghhh. If i need them I can just turn and look at my gf and tell her I need some. I don't go to those sites, nor i need viagra or penis enlargement!! do i look like i need one?? goood lord! hmmm... how on earth do they get my email address??? especially hotmail if the server is as fast as yahoo or gmail, then i might not be as irritated as now, but many times their server suck cock so bad. I can tell how much junk i receive in hotmail when i have my MSN Messenger on. It kept poping out telling me new emails has arrived in your inbox. Sometimes i even have people that i don't know Messenging me on MSN asking to peep on naked chicks. "See me naked, See my p***y, etc etc.

NOTE: somehow i don't like hotmail but unfortunately it goes hand in hand with MSN Meseenger.